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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 26, 2017, 11:38:40 am »
You decide not go to war with Felonsines over this incident.

1085 AD, Late Winter

You hear that there was a revolt in Felonsein; Queen Karkhuta's loyalists briefly spurred with rebels led by a clique of nobles, but Prince Yovak was killed early in the fighting, and his forces scattered while his supporters disappeared. Rumors have it that he was forced out of his hideout early and thus was caught in middle of preparations. Some believe someone must've informed Queen Karkhuta of this beforehand.

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No Wizard for Lametanians, and the necrotic beast is still loitering in their lands.

1085 AD, End of the Year

It's that time of the year!

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 0!
Army: 4

"Before we get to the urgent matters of our treasury, please have a look on the exquisite update of the local political map your scribes have just finished, my liege, based on hearsays, rumors and news from close and abroad!"


"Yes it is beautiful." You nod in approval. "But what is this zero I am seeing!?"

"Alas!" The Advisor opens his arms in defeated gesture. "We have undercalculated the expenses of this year and underestimated the gains in this fiscal year, my liege! An increase in tax would be prudent, but I also have some other ideas..."

As for raised taxes...

A) Of course!
B) Naaah!

As for desperate measures...

A) Demand a 'foreigner road use' tax from the Dwarves.
B) Demand a 'paramilitary organization income' tax from the local Alldivine Cloisters.
C) I ain't that desperate.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 26, 2017, 09:29:36 am »
Youtube wt the heck did you do to your layout again?

What is the fonts so damn huge? And why are vidja titles going offscreen? Whyyyyy


WTF and crisis averted. Turns out you can just rightclick your icon on youtube main page and choose to restore old layout. Phew!

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Because I had random idea plus some old scribblings plus Unfamiliar 1940 inspired me:

Spoiler: And Techs (click to show/hide)

It would be for 12 players (Denmark-Iceland, Piedmont-Sardinia, United Netherlands, Two Sicilies, Sweden-Norway, UK-Ireland, Prussia, Spain, Hapsburgs, France, Ottomans, Russians).

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Quote from: Suzanne vs Hexer E
Hit: 120-40 = 80
Hit roll: 81, miss!

Suzanne strikes again!
Hit: 120-40 = 80
Hit roll: 22, hit!
Damage: 12-4 = 8dmg

Quote from: Shaelynn vs Heavy Javelineer C
Hit: 127-17 = 110, autohit! Crit roll: 6!
Damage: 17-4 = 13x3 = 39dmg
Lightining breaks!

Quote from: Malcom vs Hexer E
Hit: 97-40 = 57
Hit roll: 38, hit!
Damage: 22+2-4 = 20dmg

Quote from: Gregory vs Javelineer D
Hit: 96+1+10-17 = 90
Hit roll: 49, hit! Crit roll: 3!
Damage: 24-4 = 20x3 = 60dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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I also move that Germany be given a small extension to give more precise orders -_-
Indeed.  Tyrant,  you'll want to specify which exact units are attacking Poland,  and where you are building your academy.

He has things to do in RL which might take time, but sure. Tyrant Leviathan (German Reich) is given extension till Friday afternoon/evening-ish.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:20:27 pm »
!TIME TRAVEL NOISES PRESENT IN THE FOREGROUND!

...You and the messenger from the west retreat to one of the side chambers. You move to the table to take a seat.

"Not that we are safe from ears of others, let us talk about Prince Yovak's-"

*TWANG*

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The miniature bolt swishes by your ear, and you yell for guards just as the would-be assassin curses under his breath.

The guards burst in aand 'messenger' is beaten up and tied down.

By the evening you receive news that the captain of the guard has commited suicide over this incident. You're then given preeliminary interrogation report by his successor:

"We've found out that the asssassin had a tiny crossbow under his long cloak, with just one bolt specially sharpened to deal the worst damage and coated in poison. It would've killed you if it reached its mark, my liege. The only information we've learned is that the assassin was working for Queen Karkhuta, apparently."

Few days later

The Advisor arrives at your bedroom.

"My liege, we continue the interrogation of the assassin, which has so far been fruitless, so we do not know if it's really Queen Karkhuta that sent him. Shall we declare war upon the Felonsines in response to this act of utmost treachery anyways?" You decide to...

A) "They tried to kill me! There's no greater insult - invade them at once!"
B) "No wise ruler declares war on incomplete information. Keep steady for now."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:15:51 pm »
Eh foin ;v

* Haspen performs time-magics.

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Quote from: Flora vs Hexer D
Hit: 83-40 = 43
Hit roll: 39, hit!
Damage: 14+1-4 = 11dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:44:21 pm »
Because bolts aren't arrows Is why you got hit in leg rather than headshotted v:

A 5 would cause the assassin to miss completely.

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Kill knites this turn, kill hexers and archer this turn, aggro axedude with suzanne, kill him next turn. Voila v:

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LET THERE BE STABS - and then there were stabs.

Quote from: Iris vs Hexer A
Hit: 130-15-40 = 75
Hit roll: 75, hit! Crit roll: 4!
Damage: 15+1-4 = 12x3 = 36dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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All three victory conditions require death of all enemies on the map during the time limits ;v

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//Jann was at 14.9 so I moved Cecil to 15.10 instead.

Quote from: Suzanne vs Hexer E
Hit: 120-40 = 80
Hit roll: 97, miss!

Suzanne strikes again!
Hit: 120-40 = 80
Hit roll: 100, miss!

~~Enemies Turn!~~

Two knights crossed their javelins while the other went to block the way to Bonefaz, who, along with his strange aide, ran for the stairs!

Meanwhile, there were hexings and shootings. At least, attempted hexings and shootings.

Quote from: Sharpshooter D vs Iris
Hit: 111-10-1-42 = 58
Hit roll: 89, miss!

Quote from: Hexer E casts Silence on Flora
Staff hit: (30+[{12-9}x5]+2)-(5x2) = 30+15+2-10 = 37
Hit roll: 77, miss!

Quote from: Hexer D casts Poison on Suzanne
Staff hit: (30+[{12-5}x5]+2)-(4x2) = 30+35+2-8 = 59
Hit roll: 47, hit!
Suzanne is Poisoned!

Quote from: Hexer A casts Poison on Iris
Staff hit: (30+[{12-5}x5]+2)-(3x2) = 30+35+2-6 = 61
Hit roll: 65, miss!

~~Player Turn 17~~

Quote from: Poison rolls
Cecil: 5
Gregory: 5
Jann: 2
Suzanne: 4



Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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PTW!

Didn't I PTW this thread already? Strange!

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