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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 24, 2017, 09:04:49 am »
(Also it's been five freaking years since I signed up for this, how the hell that happen?)

I've recently turned 8 forum years old. Eleven more and I will have spent half my life on bay12.

8957
Germany aka TopHat Tyrant Leviathan, please wake up, you have 6 hours or so left ;v

EDIT: Forgot that TH is Soviets '<.

8958
Clonk to O10, gauntletpat Lily

8959
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 23, 2017, 03:22:45 pm »
You and the messenger form the west retreat to one of the side chambers. You move to the table to take a seat.

"Not that we are safe from ears of others, let us talk about Prince Yovak's-"

*TWANG*

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3

The miniature bolt strikes you in the calf, piercing the bone! You tumble over the chairs as the would-be assassin curses loudly.

The guards burst in as you lie in the growing pool of your own blood.

"Healer! Bring a healer at once!!" Your guards yell as the 'messenger' is beaten up and tied down.

Few hours later

The healers are tending to the wound in your leg, which is deep and serrated thanks to the bolt of the small crossbow used by the assassin. The Advisor appears at the side of your bed and bows his head.

"The captain of the guard has commited suicide over this incident. His successor had the assassin interrogated. We've found out that he had a tiny crossbow under his long cloak, with just one bolt specially sharpened to deal the worst damage. The only information the guards learned is that the assassin was working for Queen Karkhuta."

"This must be because she learend of her nephew's plot." One of the courtiers murmur, and the Advisor sighs.

"We don't know that. Maybe they've staged it together." He looks at you. "Rest now, my liege."

The next evening

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2

Your leg radiates pain just as much as it radiates heat, or maybe the heat is coming from your head. You're not sure, but you feel very exhausted.

"It has become infected?" The Advisor glares at the healers, who are very much scared.

"Partially, but that is because the barbed head of the bolt must've been coated in poison or old blood. The wound refuses our standard medicinal ointments and herbal essences." The Advisor turns to you.

"My liege, we continue the interrogation of the assassin, which has so far been fruitless, so we do not know if it's really Queen Karkhuta that sent him. Shall we declare war upon the Felonsines in response to this act of utmost treachery anyways?" You decide to...

A) Nod your head approvingly.
B) Shake your head in dissagrement.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON STORM SILVER
« on: July 23, 2017, 02:03:23 pm »
Dat cliffhanger, mang! :V

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 23, 2017, 09:47:07 am »
You decide to donate money to Dogethe's coffers. The envoy thanks you profusely and is dispatched to teh Treasury to get suitable amount.

The messenger from the gold trader comes next. He wears a hood and looks over the people in your throne room.

"I don't believe our trifle affair needs to be discussed in front of the court, King Yoe of Methiant? After all, we're talking about simple golden trinkets here."

A) "Alright, let us retreat to one of side chambers."
B) "All matters are equally important for us and our men."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 23, 2017, 08:13:55 am »
You decide to meet with Dogethe's diplomat first. The man wears a purple cloak and bows before you.

"Greetings and salutations to the magnaminous King Yoe of Methiant. Queen Dogethe sends her regards and reassurances of good will toward you and your peoples. She wishes to know whether you can be truly the one neighbour that Cydwyl can trust, and therefore asks you for a favor."

"There has been a long period of harsh frost since late Autumn in Cydwyl Kingdom, and the crops died before our farmers could harvest them all. Our peoples suffer, and Queen Dogether wishes to procure grain from abroad. If you really wish to call yourself the friend of the Queen and the Cydwyl people, donate some money to our coffers."

A) "This is blackmail and extortion, something I won't agree to. Begone at once!"
B) "Alright, peace with such a wise and strong leader as Queen Dogethe will help both our nations prosper. We shall provide you with money.
C) "Queen Dogether will get our money if she delivers something in return. Take this counteroffer to your Queen!"

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@Spain:

Spanish forced assaulted Portugal; while the initial fighting caused many losses amongst Madrid corps, the pincer attack from Seville made the Portugese resistance crumble like a sheet of paper, and within few days, the flag of the State flew above Lisbon rooftops.

Quote from: Combat 1 in #75
Spain (+2) vs Portugal (+2):
1+2 vs 6+2
Spanish army destroyed!
Quote from: Combat 2 in #75
Spain (+2) vs Portugal (+2):
5+2 vs 3+2
Portugal conquered by Spain!

The Spanish Engineer Corps also helped create both military and scientific infrastructure in their motherland.

Spain->Germany->Italy



Code: (STATUS TABLE) [Select]
STATUS:

Nation               #Provinces  #Armies  Max Armies  PI/Turn RP/Turn Current
Denmark&Iceland      3           4+2      5+2         3       3+4     Long-Range Aircraft (0/80)
Greece               2           3+1      4           3       1       Oil Revolution (0/80)
Romania              2           6        6+1         3       1+2     Long-Range Aircraft (0/80)
Yugoslavia           2           4        4           3       1       Oil Revolution (0/80)
Czechoslovakia       2           3        4+1         3       5+2     Vaccinations (0/125)
Finland              3           6        5+2         3       7+4     Advanced Tanks (0/80)
-
Turkey               4           7+1      7+1         4       9+2     none (0/0)
Spain                7           6+3      9+2         4       12+4    Advanced Tanks (0/80)
Germany              7           9+2      10+1        4       8+2     none (0/0)
Italy                10          6+3      12+2        4       8+4     none (0/0)
United Kingdom       8           6+4      12+2        4       5+4     none (0/0)
France               11          7+3      13+2        4       9+4     none (0/0)
Soviet Union         12          12+2     16+2        4       8+4     none (0/0)

POPULOUS:

Kiev (#20): Soviet Union
Stalingrad (#22): Soviet Union
Izmir (#26): Turkey
Transylvania (#39): Romania
Poland (#43): INDEPENDENT
Bavaria (#49): Germany
North Germany (#50): Germany
Milan (#61): Italy
Seville (#76): Spain
Morocco (#77): France
Alexandria (#84): United Kingdom
Leningrad (#87): Soviet Union

Code: (DIPLOMATIC CHARTER) [Select]
DIPLOMACY: Pending: Exchange Romania-Czechoslovakia, Alliance Romania-Czechoslovakia

Denmark&Iceland:
Wars: Finland
Alliances: United Kingdom, Spain, France
Exchanges: United Kingdom, France

Greece:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges:

Romania:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Turkey

Yugoslavia:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges:

Czechoslovakia:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Finland

Finland:
Wars: Denmark&Iceland
Alliances: Soviet Union
Exchanges: Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union

Turkey:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom
Exchanges: Romania

Spain:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Denmark&Iceland, France
Exchanges: United Kingdom, France

Germany:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Italy

Italy:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Germany, Soviet Union

United Kingdom:
Wars:
Alliances: Denmark&Iceland, France, Spain, Soviet Union, Turkey
Exchanges: Spain, Denmark&Iceland

France:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Spain, Denmark&Iceland
Exchanges: Denmark, Spain

Soviet Union:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Finland
Exchanges: Finland, Italy

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Laura glanced at Harlan, then at Tomik.

"I don't think they would even scratch paint of his armor, Harlan."

She might've missed a point or two there. Poor Laura!

8965
"Still thinking you would be dead without us."

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Huff!

"Oh, sure, but if not our timely arrival, you would be getting found out and skewered on a pike by now, Tomik!"

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Laura to L-11

Laura waved to Tomik in a respectful manner.

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Quote from: Shaelynn vs Javelineer D
Hit: 127+10-17 = 120, autohit!
Damage: 17-4 = 13dmg

Javelineer D counters!
Hit: 80-35 = 45
Hit roll: 66, miss!

Shaelynn strikes once more!
Hit: 127+10-17 = 120, autohit!
Damage: 17-4 = 13dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Very close to it, but no, unfortunately v;

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@Turkey:

*Skipped*

Turkey->Spain->Germany



Code: (STATUS TABLE) [Select]
STATUS:

Nation               #Provinces  #Armies  Max Armies  PI/Turn RP/Turn Current
Denmark&Iceland      3           4+2      5+2         3       3+4     Long-Range Aircraft (0/80)
Greece               2           3+1      4           3       1       Oil Revolution (0/80)
Romania              2           6        6+1         3       1+2     Long-Range Aircraft (0/80)
Yugoslavia           2           4        4           3       1       Oil Revolution (0/80)
Czechoslovakia       2           3        4+1         3       5+2     Vaccinations (0/125)
Finland              3           6        5+2         3       7+4     Advanced Tanks (0/80)
-
Turkey               4           7+1      7+1         4       9+2     none (0/0)
Spain                6           8+2      8+2         4       8+4     none (0/0)
Germany              7           8+2      10+1        4       8+2     none (0/0)
Italy                10          6+3      12+2        4       8+4     none (0/0)
United Kingdom       8           6+4      12+2        4       5+4     none (0/0)
France               11          7+3      13+2        4       9+4     none (0/0)
Soviet Union         12          12+2     16+2        4       8+4     none (0/0)

POPULOUS:

Kiev (#20): Soviet Union
Stalingrad (#22): Soviet Union
Izmir (#26): Turkey
Transylvania (#39): Romania
Poland (#43): INDEPENDENT
Bavaria (#49): Germany
North Germany (#50): Germany
Milan (#61): Italy
Seville (#76): Spain
Morocco (#77): France
Alexandria (#84): United Kingdom
Leningrad (#87): Soviet Union

Code: (DIPLOMATIC CHARTER) [Select]
DIPLOMACY: Pending: Exchange Romania-Czechoslovakia

Denmark&Iceland:
Wars: Finland
Alliances: United Kingdom, Spain, France
Exchanges: United Kingdom, France

Greece:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges:

Romania:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Turkey

Yugoslavia:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges:

Czechoslovakia:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Finland

Finland:
Wars: Denmark&Iceland
Alliances: Soviet Union
Exchanges: Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union

Turkey:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom
Exchanges: Romania

Spain:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Denmark&Iceland, France
Exchanges: United Kingdom, France

Germany:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Italy

Italy:
Wars:
Alliances:
Exchanges: Germany, Soviet Union

United Kingdom:
Wars:
Alliances: Denmark&Iceland, France, Spain, Soviet Union, Turkey
Exchanges: Spain, Denmark&Iceland

France:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Spain, Denmark&Iceland
Exchanges: Denmark, Spain

Soviet Union:
Wars:
Alliances: United Kingdom, Finland
Exchanges: Finland, Italy

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