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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 03:12:13 pm »
Neither Alldivines nor old Pantheonism allows polygamy, so you're basically dumping Salus' daughter for Karkhuta's niece v:

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Like a firewood!

Quote from: Jann vs Commando E
Hit: 89+15+10-28 = 86
Hit roll: 75, hit!
Damage: 25+1-7 = 19dmg

Commando E counterattacks!
Hit: 108-15-10-10-28 = 45
Hit roll: 31, hit!
Damage: 24-1-17 = 6dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

9078
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 03:06:54 pm »
You attempt to negotiate something else, much to Gedra's visible dissappointment. Her envoy-slash-aide isn't visibly happy either.

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"That hurts us very much to hear! But if you insit; the alternative offer is delivery of some gold and silver by the end of this Year. Do we have a deal?"

A) "Sure, I love money."
B) "I will accept Princess Gedra instead."
C) "Insults! All I hear is insults! Guards, take them!!"
D) "No, leave and come back when you have something better to offer!"

9079
Splendid, yer in V:

9080
Dem levels mang.

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92, 30, 98, 13, 67, 74, 59, 7
Alissa: +STR, SKL, SPD

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1, 40, 31, 68, 39, 44, 62, 32
Cecil: +AutoHP, +HP, STR, DEF, SPD

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45, 80, 55, 89, 52, 87, 96, 60
Flora: +HP, SPD

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60, 3, 30, 16, 99, 61, 19, 93
Gregory: +HP, STR, MAG, SKL, RES

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95, 6, 87, 60, 31, 42, 38, 47
Iris: +STR, LCK, SPD

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15, 86, 84, 63, 89, 55, 8, 24
Jann: +HP, DEF, RES, SPD

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36, 79, 25, 6, 99, 65, 68, 98
Malcom: +HP, MAG, SKL

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35, 9, 68, 62, 28, 71, 3, 1
Shaelynn: +HP, LCK, RES, SPD

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28, 40, 88, 55, 67, 63, 21, 3
Siegfried: +HP, STR, RES, SPD

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28, 9, 26, 43, 68, 1, 70, 82
Suzanne: +HP, STR, SKL, DEF

Time to update HP spoiler, brb ;v And done! v;

9081
Quote from: Malcom heals Cecil
10+13 /2 = Up to 11HP healed

Quote from: Jann vs Sharpshooter D
Hit: 89+10-20-10-26 = 43
Hit roll: 23, hit!
Damage: 25-10 = 15dmg

//Dingolingadongding!

~~Enemies Turn!~~

Quote from: Sharpshooter D vs Suzanne
Hit: 111+10-10-15-42 = 54
Hit roll: 19, hit!
Damage: 19-9 = 10dmg

Quote from: Sharpshooter A vs Suzanne
Hit: 111+10-10-15-42 = 54
Hit roll: 84, miss!

Quote from: Snowman A vs Jann
Hit: 110+10-10-10-26 = 74
Hit roll: 38, hit!
Damage: 19-2 = 17dmg

Quote from: Commando E vs Suzanne
Hit: 108-10-15-42 = 41
Hit roll: 8, hit!
Damage: 24-9 = 15dmg

Quote from: Hexer E casts Silence on Malcom
Staff hit: (30+[{12-14}x5]+2)-(4x2) = 30-10+2-8 = 14
Hit roll: 15, miss!

Quote from: Hexer A casts Poison on Alissa
Staff hit: (30+[{12-7}x5]+2)-(4x2) = 30+25+2-8 = 49
Hit roll: 67, miss!

Quote from: Hexer D casts Poison Cecil
Staff hit: (30+[{12-4}x5]+2)-(5x2) = 30+40=2-10 = 62
Hit roll: 29, hit!
Cecil is Poisoned!

"Is the fat knight stuck or something?..."

"Dunno, but good for us I guess."

~~Player Turn 15~~

Quote from: Poison rolls
Cecil: 2
Iris: 5
Sharpshooter A: 3



Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

9082
Some black and white animu avatar.

3/5

9083
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 12:59:11 pm »
Lies and slander :V

9084
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 10:27:21 am »
Kudos to this girl for being willing to wait ten(?) years to get married

Estant is almost 7 now, and considering that marriage age in SPAMverse is 13 (and throne holding is 15), it's more like six and half years than ten v;

9085
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 10:19:18 am »
The Felonsines enter, the guards are flanking the pudgy diplomat and a tall girl with beautiful, shapely body, cascade of brown hair, and pretty face, the latter only marred a bit by a storm of freckles.

"Greetings, King Yoe of Methiant!" The envoy bows slightly. "We've received your urgent message and we're truly sorry to hear that our engineers have caused you anxiety and stress! Such a terrible, terrible thing for them to do." The envoy dramatically marches up to your throne, stopped by your guards.

"We're here to take back the Blackhearts and our firemasters back where they belong, and to apologize for their unruly behavior, we offer the hand of this here Gedra, niece of Queen Karkhuta, as the bride for your son and heir Estant. The beautiful Gedra is of eighteen winters and has expressed her desire to remain at your court and learn your customs, awaiting her groom's coming of age."

A) "Eww no, take her away, and the Blackhearts shall remain with us!"
B) "How about you offer something else in return of the Blackhearts and your men?"
C) "Fine with me, as it solves the tensions between our peoples, and even brings them closer together."
D) "Uhh, no, just take her away, and you can take Blackhearts away with you."
E) *point at Gedra* "GUARDS! CAPTURE HER!!"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 08, 2017, 03:37:06 am »
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Your decide to spend funds on renovation of the border fortresses around Methiant.

1084 AD, Spring

Your son Ean has fallen ill with the dreaded Swamp Fever, which kills 8 out of 10 children it affects and leaves the 9th crippled for life.

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Your healers don't even manage to start with usual treatment attempts before little Ean departs for the plains of the dead. Your devastated wife dons the whife scarf and locks herself in her bedroom for a week.

1084 AD, Mid-Spring

"An envoy from Felonsines is at the gates, my liege" Says the gate guard after entering your throne room. "His entourage consists of ten armed men and some sort of noblewoman."

A) "Let them in, then."
B) "Turn them away!"

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Still needing playas for: Kingdom of Romania, Kingdom of Yugoslavia, Czechoslovak Republic, Kingdom of Sweden, Republic of Turkey and United Kingdom :V

9088
Lol, Tony.

9089
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 06, 2017, 11:46:23 pm »
Alright :P

9090
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« on: July 06, 2017, 11:37:14 pm »
You send an envoy to the Felonsine court.

1083 AD, End of the Year

It's that time of the year - the Advisor comes with Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 9
Army: 3

"My liege! I'm happy to report that our Treasury is filled to the brim with coin and valuables! Shall we mayhaps spend it on some magnaminous project??"

A) Festivals for both rich and the poor, all the year!
B) Commission sculptors who shall build a statue commemorating my glorious rule!
C) Renovate and enlarge my palace!
D) Naaah! *take a swim in your riches*
E) Fund the research and production of our own Fireblood!
F) Build a grandiose walled temple for the Alldivines!
G) Send for dwarves so that they can create us a magical artifact of power!
H) Strengthen and repair our border fortifications!

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