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BECAUSE EEVEE IS A QUADRUPED AND SO ARE HIS EEVOLUTIONS SO IT WILL BE ALWAYS VALID NICKNAME V8

I see you around here.

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You radio the Alldivines to provide orbital bombardment assistance!

10*

Beams of multicolored light strike the earth, while the mountains curve and roll away from the lazors!

-4*

But the ~ANGRY RAVEN~ uses a Soviet Radar Jammer to foil the Alldivines targeting systems and the attack is a failure! He thus escapes the the divine onslaught and the chase continues! _{Damned commies!}

9) Time to engage the Wave Motion Waterhose!!
7) Nitroboosters - activate!!
5) Launch the heat-seeking pom-poms!!!

You decide to indulge on the mushrooms.

You sit near the Nnrg and begin to taste the mushrooms. They have a nice texture and neutral smell but the taste is a bit... sour? Tangy? Metallic, even, but munching bites of bread or taking sips of water helps get rid of the strange taste.

After few handfuls of the mushrooms, you feel very sated! (Yoe won't spend Supplies on the next two 'dinners').

Some time passes before the female Nnrg, apparently having decided about you and the Egg, come back to you, holding a pinkish egg...

...and they begin to melt into goo!

Then the cave walls gain some nice colors!!

It seems that the mushrooms you ate were strong hallucinogens after all! Teehee~!!

BOOM! The caves explode outwards and a big angry raven descends from the sky, picking up the egg that female Nnrg were holding in their hands!

"DO HO HO HOH!" Speaketh the ~ANGRY RAVEN~ "I am the King of Angry Ravens! And I shall make the greatest omelette from this delicious EGG~!" The Nnrg all equip their coconut helmets and run after the raven that escapes from the caves, and you join their hunt!

"I will boost morale with song of my people!" Says a little man with tiny moustache and a guitar that suddenly appears on your arm. He weighs nothing, strangely! Then he launches into high-speed tune that is well-made for this high-speed chase! What a great companion he is!

You move out onto the plateau and the birb thief hops onto a unicycle motorbike and takes off down the slopes!

"We need to get our own machine!" The Nnrg say, and you decide to hop onto...

A) Apache-3000Z Combat Helicopter
B) 1967 Cadillac SuperWarType

You point at the eggs, make 'nnrg' noises and then show some of your foodstuffs; thin slices of dried beef and some breads. The Nnrg look at the foods, sniff at them and then happily eat your rations!

(Supplies: 7)

They go through several loaves of bread, about half a pound of dried meat and even some apples. They look thrilled however, making 'nuuh' noises, different from usual and harsher 'nnrg' tones.

After a while, the male Nnrg graciously offer you all their mushrooms - about a bag worth of them, if not more - while the females leave the group and go through the egg pile.

The mushrooms doesn't look either delicious nor suspicious.

A) They ate my food, I shall eat theirs, a fair trade.
B) Refuse the food exchange.

You don't let go and wait patiently.

Time passes. The female Nnrg continues to hold the egg, staring at you with her one eye, maw agape, and the others are staring at both of you rather dispassionately.

You're getting nowhere.

A) Pull stronger in an attempt to seize the egg.
B) Chop off her hands to seize the egg.
C) Let go, then wait.

Yelling some courageous words, you storm the cave entrance!

A while later, you turn a corner and enter a wide cavern. Strange, diminutive peoples with shaggy black hair, pale skin, no clothes and only one eye on their faces stare at you. They also possess what seems to be prehensile trunks extending from where their navels would be. The females have long, soggy breasts. The males have miniature genitals.

They're all dumbfounded at your appearance, before one opens her mouth, exposing double jaw full of scissor-like tiny teeth.

"Nnrg?" She says in inquisitive tone.

Then you see a pile of multicolored stones lying amongst bones and clothes of some human body, long decayed into bones.

A) A-ha! Let's seize one egg as the Nnrg seem to be paralyzed by my glorious entrance!
B) Nnrg back at the female, pointing toward the shiny colored stones.
C) Step away and let's see what they do now.