March 6, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.12 has been released.
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I recently watched the LotR movies again and yelled at the screen when Legolas beat Gimli in a drinking contest.That was a win? I'm sure Legolas only had one drink.
Some of them are quite delicious.That reminds me, are turkeys in DF?
I once had a roast that was made of cow cheese, beef, and bloated tubers (potatoes).
Steak and potatoes topped with cheese!
maybe he was being really smart, like fill said artifact barrel with fire imp tallow, push down hill towards attackers and you have a bomb that is reuasble and doesn't destroy the container? Also you could go Donkey Kong and then it's a weapon.There we go. All you need is a war gorilla.
I don't think you can put weapons in barrels.In my most recent fortress, I've had the best series of artifacts I've ever had - but please bear in mind that I'm a utilitarian. Vast amounts of metals and plentiful coal and lava and an underground river and a bottomless pit and sand, emphasis on the metals, so I've got like 15 metalsmiths going a dozen years in.
First smith's arti: Arti Adamantine warhammer. Second: Arti Adamantine spear. Third: Arti Adamantine short sword. Fourth: Arti Adamantine mace. Fifth: Arti Adamantine barrel.
I put #5 to death immediately. He broke my streak!
Hey, what? He makes you ARTIFACT barrel so you can keep all those weapons in it and you kill him?
Awwwz, how sad.
Squads: The Paddles of Love, the Towns of Sound, and the Fenced Liberation.I think I've got one called The Walled Liberation. Something must be going on there.
And what were the odds of getting three matching artifact jewels?But mostly the jewels. The most beautiful, radiant, perfect jewels in the history of ever and all time.You're missing a couple there. Mostly that one about the jewels.Silmarillion? Not just the jewels, the history of the motherfucking world.
You realize that most people think that Drizzt Daermon Nashezbaernon (apostrophe salting omitted) would be a good magma-death candidate, unlike our erstwhile king?Eh, at least drow know to live underground.
One to be eaten by carp, and one to be eaten by carp.two fisherdwarfs.
Unless unskilled, I see no reason why there'd be TWO.
If you have the "Right at embark" save, it might be interesting to see if you can catch all seven in the catastrophe, and exactly how long it takes.I'm surprised it's taken me this long to see someone suggest savescumming to make an accident worse.
