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Messages - JavelinD

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And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[

When you get to the length I have you'll be surprised if you goatie isn't constantly dipped in something.

That is how the dipping occurred, my beard is about 10" long now. 

Nice, mines over a foot long. It waves in the wind and everything.

only got mine to about 4" then i had to shave it... the lady friend disapproved of it q_q

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DF General Discussion / Re: Praise Armok, this is the week.
« on: March 29, 2010, 09:46:30 pm »
This thread has inspired me to make a little something up of my own...
For benefit of the blissfully uninitiated (and uncertainty about the forum rules) I won't specifically direct anyone to the song this is sung to, but fans of Electric Six (or Abraham Lincoln) should know how to follow along:

Quote from: Dwarf Fort
Girl!
I wanna take you to a Dwarf Fort,
I wanna take you to a Dwarf Fort,
I wanna take you to a
Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort

Let's start a war
Start an elephant war
At the Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort

(guitar solo)

Now tell me do ya
Oh do you mine any Bismuth?
I wanna smelt all your Bismuth
At the Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort

I've got ☼Steel Bolt☼ to put in you
I've got ☼Steel Bolt☼ to put in you
I've got ☼Steel Bolt☼ to put in you
At the Dwarf Fort,
Dwarf Fort
Dwarf Fort!

Wow!

You're a Duke Consort
At the Dwarf Fort
You're a Duke Consort
At the Dwarf Fort
Yeah, you're a Duke Consort!
At the Dwarf Fort!
You're a Duke Consort
At the Dwarf Fort
Duke Consort!
(...)

/hangs head in shame

Electric Six - Gay Bar... but being dorfified... Electric Seven maybe?

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DF General Discussion / Re: total noob here
« on: March 29, 2010, 01:03:04 am »
omg thank you so bloody much! havent been playin DF very long

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DF General Discussion / total noob here
« on: March 29, 2010, 12:44:40 am »
what order are the quality of items in? like what symbol is what quality? if you can understand that at all i suck at writing coherent sentences.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Naughty Exit
« on: March 29, 2010, 12:40:59 am »
oh snap ceiling cat has made an appearance

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DF General Discussion / Re: WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!
« on: March 29, 2010, 12:39:22 am »
im going to... surprise surprise... BUILD A FORT  ;D

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DF General Discussion / Re: Rocks containing Flammable Gasses
« on: March 29, 2010, 12:34:33 am »
i wonder how many dwarves would be lost trying to recover pig tail socks...

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: March 28, 2010, 07:53:19 am »
Dwarf Fortress: a fortress of dwarves

i mean at this point isnt it implied that dwarves will just mess up elves and goblins anyways?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Blood of Armok
« on: March 28, 2010, 07:48:57 am »
PRAISE ARMOK!

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DF General Discussion / Re: RAWR Dwarf Fortress is EVIL.
« on: March 28, 2010, 07:23:38 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Losing is fun, Evil is good, and the first hit is free... Actually, all the hits are free... Dang, no wonder it's so addicting.

sigg'd for great justice

Edit: or not, stupid line span limit ;-;

<---- idea ninja

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