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Uhhh, great idea, it smells like prisioners rebellion to me! (the nobles will be imprisioned too? or will be part of the prision staff? maybe dwarves that make good contributions to the fortress (helping against invasions and things like that could be pardoned?)

well, count me in

"Impeding Death" Lolorkoman showing up for the job sir, now i'm a paper work dwarf sir, im a great booker and negotiator;
I used to be a caravan guard, you see, and a great one,but lost my eye in action, protecting the best diplomat from the mountain home.... from a crazy dwarven baron...

So they gave me this "promotion" (well, attacking a baron, IS a crime, even when he is batshit insane, I'm lucky they didn't kill me on the spot), they say  i will get honor and probably fortunes, maybe even a pardon and a trip back to the mountain homes.... if I work hard for it....
But i feel.... i feel... that the only thing i will get.... is to be wrestled to death by a prisioner.....
But if im lucky,someday the baron will have to pay for his crimes too.... and i will be here... waiting for him... since "acidentally" killing a prisioner... is not such a big deal...

Some nobles yes, but not the DM,and some other guys or any of the rulers, The nobles will be gang leaders/Mafia bosses/Illigal traders ( since they have high connections). and they will rot in those prison cells.
and btw you can rename the dwarfs

why not? but make special dining area for the extra dangerous criminals as you DO NOT want ti out them with the less dangerous criminals E.G robbing,rape etc.

Real men tear their viruses out of the registry with their bare delete button. Or force it to uninstall itself.

Chuck Norris can only do that, but virusses don't even dare to get on his computer or his ChuckSecurityDefender will rip them apart and destroy the sender

Give me a dwarf ! a female named Glustony and she will be a Judge yeah.....

I imagine this
*looks at my dorf*
Grrr remind me of the Butcher
*my dorf makes a masterwork meal*
*your dorf eats it*
Atleast she is way more usefull that the other guy

Il take some female and specialize her in making cooking,butchering ?Tanning? and ofcourse brewing! and name her the Butcher

Open your computer and check if it's dusty in there and suck it away. because the dust and otherthings will stuff up the already inmade cooler which the overheats very fast. its 10 minute work and save quite a lot of money if you know what you are doing!

Honestly a good graphic card is quite cheap if you don't let those fools bring you a geforce which are good but costly, i got a ati radeon 4670 HD for a mere 60 euro. And it's the best 60 euro i ever spent on a computer, its a good card which can run crysis on medium graphics smoothly(not much but good!) and i am able to also play most of my games at highest quality (supreme commander 1 & 2, demigod , black and white 2) while my previous card would shit itself just by trying. I myself have know from knowledge and dangerous experience that FIDDLING with devices which you don't know how they work is bad. It will make it even worse, so i really suggest buying a new one as it is far the best option there is for long terms and short.

I got a snake!(yesterday tho) and fed him today! it's a corn snake