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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Orkstuck: A Homestuck/WH40K mash-up adventure
« on: January 16, 2012, 08:09:04 am »
Shor is good dat da boss is krumpin' dose gits outside for ya. Wheneva you'z ran outta gristy-bits, you'z just run out and grab more. Is like orkmas out dere.

Itz .... bootiful ...
If you'z weren't an ork, ya might fink, "yeah, dis 'ere's enuff dakka", but dats typical 'umie finkin'. Stoppin' at dis point 'coz dey's scared'a wot sorta damage dey'z might do to dere puny 'umie 'ands.

Dis little slugga looks like it shoots songs at da enemy. Yoo'z can even change wot song ya wanna fire, and da slider prob'ly makes it louder or woteva. Is playin' yor favourite song at da moment; Mad Moons - Real Loud.
Yoo'z 'ear a loud clunk THUNK ker-BANG SMACK zog it all THUNK outside. Iz almost da same sound az a mega-armoured nob fallin' down da stairz. Dat 'appens more dan it shood, but it'z still funny ev'ry time.
>Paint the spinny bit red, because everything that can spin must spin faster.
Then, alchemize it with your choppashoota hybrid, and hope to get a minigun-type chainsaw shoota.

Itz .... bootiful ...
If you'z weren't an ork, ya might fink, "yeah, dis 'ere's enuff dakka", but dats typical 'umie finkin'. Stoppin' at dis point 'coz dey's scared'a wot sorta damage dey'z might do to dere puny 'umie 'ands.
>mix your slugga with ya orkstep machine, ta see if it makes somekinda sound based shoota

Dis little slugga looks like it shoots songs at da enemy. Yoo'z can even change wot song ya wanna fire, and da slider prob'ly makes it louder or woteva. Is playin' yor favourite song at da moment; Mad Moons - Real Loud.
Yoo'z 'ear a loud clunk THUNK ker-BANG SMACK zog it all THUNK outside. Iz almost da same sound az a mega-armoured nob fallin' down da stairz. Dat 'appens more dan it shood, but it'z still funny ev'ry time.























