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My ancestors didn't come out of the mountains until the 19th century or so.

I think they were surprised to find a city where the plains used to be.

Where does the whole muslim extremist 40 virgins thing fit into this? And what about the feelings of said virgins?

It's not a "muslim extremist" thing any more than believing if you die you will go to heaven is a "christian fundamentalist" thing. The number of virgins you get is never specified in the Quran, but tradition says it's 72.

The virgins aren't even human virgins. They're "houris"; androgynous sex spirits who exist to have heavenly heaven sex with those who get to go to the afterlife.

It's weird, but no weirder than my belief that a bearded carpenter with incredible abs became a mass-absolving sacrificial lamb for humanity.

When it comes to premarital sex... I don't really care for marriage so it's kinda a moot point.

I forgot who said this, but "It doesn't count as premarital sex if you don't plan to get married. "

The only comment I'm making is that I found it otterly hilarious :3 that Alice Fryling had to specify "genital sex".

That's cute, and makes me wonder what other kind of sex they're into.

Well, genital sex is when the man puts his man-thingy into the woman's woman-thingy. If the man-thingy goes anywhere else (or if something else goes into the woman-thingy), it's probably not genital sex.

Sorry, I just spent the night reading really bad fan fiction and it's fun to use weird euphemisms for genitals.

I'll adjust to match whatever you guys come up with.

Quote from: Truean on September 30, 2011, 01:49:40 am

Somehow there is a very freshly disowned 15 year old lesbian (whom I tutor sometimes) crashing at my place....

Now I know your doing all you can, and there is little doubt in my mind that you mean no offence, but something always annoys me when people are refereed to by their sexuality just because they are gay/lesbian/bi/other.

I think Truean mentioned the fact that she was a lesbian as shorthand for why she was disowned.

I'm pretty sure you can't tame the dead, so you're going to want to make him into your resident Rancor.

Back to the topic! I spent almost 15 minutes scraping stuff that I can't eat off of a sandwich today. My boss made fun of me the whole time. In front of all of my peers in the district.

... what was wrong with your sandwich?