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Creative Projects / Re: Remember, a short story
« on: August 07, 2009, 08:18:21 am »
Oh, I'm considering doing a Lit major. How is it? Also, would it help in my quest to become a respected journalist?

Well, if you want to become a respected journalist, your first choice should probably be Journalism or Political Science, if they have them. Lit would be useful probably as a minor.

Lit as a major is massively interesting, but where I'm from it has this bad rep for being the course that people take to avoid Math.

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Life Advice / Re: How to get a girlfriend
« on: August 07, 2009, 06:42:09 am »
It's starting to get sexist.

It is also, fortunately, hilarious.
Nah, it was just a stupid joke. I didn't mean to offend anyone :).

It would be offensive if it weren't so funny  ;D

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Life Advice / Re: How to get a girlfriend
« on: August 07, 2009, 06:32:59 am »
It's starting to get sexist.

It is also, fortunately, hilarious.

EDIT:

Also:
[REACTION:SMELT_GIRLS_TO_DRUNKGIRLS]
[NAME:smelt drunken girls (use bars)]

Also, best pun ever.

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Creative Projects / Re: Remember, a short story
« on: August 07, 2009, 05:40:16 am »
Glad to help.

I'm a Lit major, reading stories is what I was born to do.  ;D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven king is an...
« on: August 07, 2009, 05:38:25 am »
Now I have this mental image of a 6-foot elf with a fake beard sat on his too-small dwarven throne, drinking ale and muttering about those "Damn pointy-eared tree-loving bastards".

Awesome.


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Demands: items in Throne room/office
« on: August 07, 2009, 05:23:07 am »
I do honestly try to keep my nobles happy, and to meet every production order (16 years no crimes!).

The tax collector who had an adamantium fetish? That was pushing it. He had a tragic accident with an orc siege, and a lever that just /had/ to be pulled. Outside.

It took you until adamantium? You are a model of self-restraint.

If any of my nobles even comes in with a thing for aluminum or some other sufficiently rare metal, I drop a ceiling on them.

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Creative Projects / Re: Remember, a short story
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:48:47 am »
Okay, umm...

"about six meters by six meters"
This isn't really necessary, since it breaks up how the sentence reads. Also, since it's not a plot point, how big the room is doesn't matter to the readers, I guess. Although it contributes a bit to the verisimilitude, I guess.

"dimmed, small and clinically white"
Too many adjectives attached to a single object also break up the flow, making it seem like someone is describing something rather than painting a picture. Sometimes it's better to put in a couple of details and let the reader do the rest with his mind.

Also there's a lot of commas, you could try breaking long sentences up.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Feel free to ignore it, though  ;D

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DF General Discussion / Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:39:11 am »
I find the ones from Ein and Itnetlolor awesome.

Also "This is Boatmurdered" would be funnier (if far less appropriate) if it were the orignal StarkRavingMad quote:

"WELCOME TO F*CKING BOATMURDERED."

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General Discussion / Re: But where are the dwarves?
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:34:12 am »
I'm not quite sure where you live Vester, but wouldn't such harsh measures be rationally considered "preemptive peacekeeping" if terrible violence could break out at any moment?

/devil's advocate

The Philippines. Well, my fault for not explaining.  ;D

The final reason he declared martial law is because his Secretary of Defense was ambushed by "rebels" who sprayed his car with bullets.

Said Secretary of Defense admitted (long after the dictator was deposed) that it was staged.

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General Discussion / Re: The unhealthy cynics were right all along.
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:31:47 am »
Isn't 5% of anything on a macro-scale like... alot? A 1/20 increase isn't miniscule...

What I want to know is, isn't like, 95%~ of the world's fresh water being held up in those glaciers? If those hunks of ice were always in the ocean, how come they're made of fresh water and not salt water? That's a question I should've asked my teachers.

Does saltwater freeze at the same temperature as fresh water? Because if not, that would explain it.

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Creative Projects / Re: Remember, a short story
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:31:22 am »
No, but when I was writing it, I remember thinking "I hope someone will say something about Steven King!".

So my dreams are rewarded. Maybe I should read him.

 :D

Well, if you do start, try his short stories and novels from when he was younger. Those are mostly about monsters and ghosts and whatnot. Then move on to the newer ones, which tend to be about dimensions and Elder Things, and cars. Also he has some incredible stories like "The Shawshank Redemption" and "The Green Mile", which are made of pure win.

The reason I was reminded of him was because of the quarantine situation. He wrote a book called "The Stand" which started out about the same thing... then it all went to hell.

Your story is looking good so far, my only complaint is that some of your descriptive language comes off as dry.

My favorite part is how he notices her eyes are green.

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Creative Projects / Re: Remember, a short story
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:20:11 am »
Another in the same vein, almost twice the length.

Spoiler: Quarantine (click to show/hide)

I find myself reminded of Stephen King. Do you read him?

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DF Modding / Re: Megabeast numbers/frequency?
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:18:47 am »
How does that tag function in-game?

What does it do? And, do cats have it? Because they should.

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Creative Projects / Re: Underground advertisments for DF
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:17:31 am »

I cannot get over the tentacular nature of that guys arms.

EDIT: Wait, get off for the night? Am I spending too much time on the internet that I immediatly thought the worst when I saw that?

You seem to have Corrupt Intentions.

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DF Modding / Re: what in the name of god
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:16:50 am »
i am 12 and what is this?

i came for the modding hilarity, stayed for the highlander dwarves.

Dwarves are very Scottish.

I'm not sure why the Chrono Trigger references popped up, though it seems to have been my fault. I wasn't intentionally referencing it! I was just talking about generic lizard-people (*cough* Reptites *cough*)...

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