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DF General Discussion / Other Media in announcement messages!
« on: February 15, 2013, 03:04:34 pm »
Looking waaay back in my post history, I stumbled upon a neat little thread that tasked the forum with telling the Hobbit's story in announcement messages, which turned out pretty funny, after some initial bumps caused by vague wording in the OP.

Erm... The OP was me. I am Not Biasedmuch.

In any case, the idea was sound and it hasn't come up too often, and I kind of fell like doing it again. But instead of telling one story this time and trying to keep Bay 12 in line (not unlike herding particularly willful cats with nothing in the way of tools but a photo of a small dog) I think I'll do something different.

No timeline will be neccessary. If you've seen the "How did you die today?" thread, that's the kind of thread I'm looking for here. But with announcement messages. From other media. Both popular and slightly obscure.

It should be fairly simple. Here's an example, and my submission to the thread.

Zetsubou-Sensei, Teacher, cancels Hang Self: Interrupted by Genki Girl
The Spinning Optimism hits the Sensei in the head, bruising the skull and crushing the brain!
The Sensei is enraged!
The Kafuka is unaffected.
The Sensei has grown taller.
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Also, remember to name the series you're picking the announcement messages from!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The colors as I understand them are in the spoiler below. Feel free to correct me or add something; I'm not flawless!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think that's everything. So go crazy! But not too crazy. If you start stripping and running around I'll...Be highly aroused have to tell you to stop. I'll even say please.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / DAISY [Act 4: Voiceless]
« on: January 28, 2013, 08:55:22 pm »
It's dark.

Spoiler: Daisy (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: November 14, 2012, 08:21:46 pm »
You are.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You are floating. Floating in a sea of green. It's surrounding you, encapsulating you.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You are aware of a moon above, dark and shadowy. You are sure that you have been there before. You know you've eaten some.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You are.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You know nothing but that you are. You know nothing but that this is. You know nothing but that this is how it was before your first memories, and you know that soon you will not remember this point in your life.
FEAR MEAN HUN
YOU ARE.
FEAR MEAN HUN
Neurons begin to fire. Everything is becoming clear now. This fluid has been here. You remember. But you don't. Memory is funny that way. Maybe it's only been this way since you were.
FEAR MEAN HUN
YOU ARE.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You don't have a name. You don't need one. You are the only. You are you. The only you.
FEAR MEAN HUN
YOU ARE.
FEAR MEAN HUN
You are not a god. What are you?
FEAR MEAN HUN
YOU ARE.
FEAR MEAN HUN
And the universe was green.
You feel the boundaries of your universe under your chitinous legs.
FEAR MEAN HUN
FEAR MEAN HUN
FEAR MEAN HUN
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FEAR MEAN HUN
FEAR MEAN HUN
FEAR MEAN HUN
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« on: November 06, 2012, 10:38:18 am »
 YOU ARE GREATLY ANGERED BY THIS TRANSGRESSION. YOU TOLD THE WOMAN NO PICKLES. BUT THERE WERE PICKLES.

 AND YOU ARE GREATLY ANGERED.

 FEED YOUR ANGER.

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  Four weeks.

  It took you four weeks to find it.

  But here you are.


  Honestly, you knew you shouldn't have brought Porky along with you. Everyone told you not to. Drizzt told you. Ender told you. Cadel told you... He's famous for it. No-one else in fiction has his sense of direction.

  But he demanded, and you will admit he's got power in his charm. It's a hellova lot easier to convince a girl to get back to the group with a cute little pig along.

  If it matters, you aren't Ranma. Let's make that abundantly clear. That little shit wouldn't be let anywhere near the Grimm Order. With his temper?... Well, he'd fit right in, to be honest. But the Anime side of the Cistern already has enough structural damage, it doesn't need any more, and that's sure to-

  Oh, whatever. There's your target. Shortish, as is usual with Animes. Luckily this one shouldn't add to the damage in the A wing, but you never know with these types.

  Her hair is cut shoulder length, her clothes are oddly conservative for this genre (though you figure'd it would be this way. Slice of lifes usually have less fanservicy-ones), and she's wearing a rediculous straw hat. The new college student seems to be enjoying time with friends. Good for -fucking- her. YOU have Porky.

  "Hey, that's her!" he oinks, about five minutes to late. It comes through in the odd accent that the translator ring gives it. If you try, you can pick out the base language behind it, but the ring works on making you understand and be understood, not on changing what people say. "We need to go get her! HEY! HEY OSAKA! HEY! HEY LISTEN!"

  "Oh will you shut up." You shove Porky further into your backpack to muffle his excited squeals. "Dammit, Porky, we need to approach her quietly and not at all weird like a fucking talking pig and his magical courier."

  "It's Ryoga!" Porky protests.

  "Doesn't matter anyways, here they come. Quick, glasses me." Porky tosses a pair of sunglasses from your pack, which twirl through the air and directly into your hand, where they make a sharp click and bounce onto the ground. Dammit.

  You pick up your sunglasses and put them on but the effect is ruined. Porky noticed, the translator ring kindly making sure you know that squealing was laughter. You have sudden urge for ham.

  Osaka seems to have noticed you. Unfortunately, so have her friends. You're wearing sunglasses and a nice suit though, so it shouldn't take much to convince her to go off alone so long as a miniature pig doesn't poke his black head out ofyour backpack.

  "Hi!" The ring translates for you from the original Japanese.

  And then a miniature pig pokes his black head out of your backpack.

  Congratulations sir, it's a bouncing little debacle. You think you better fix this fast!

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Creative Projects / The Alien world: Gaiun(Gaia)
« on: October 25, 2012, 12:49:23 am »
Hey guys, I've been worldbuilding a bit, and I think it might help if I have some feedback as well as some people pushing me for details I might miss. All this is planning for a book I might try to write sometime, and besides that, worldbuilding is fun! I hope you'll have fun reading about all this sort of stuff, even without much of a plot latched on to it, it's fun to think about how this would work in real life.

Anyways, I'll be doing this in chunks, and you guys can choose which chunk comes next. The first chunk is the sentient race inhabiting the planet, called Gaiun, a slightly larger-than-Earth planet orbiting Alpha Centauri B. Gaiun (originally called many names by the goblin tribes and still called Gaia by the humans -The suffix "-un" meaning "man" in the goblin tongue and "-a" meaning "woman") is heavy on Chlorine, though not to a toxic level, and this resulted in bacteria taking a backseat to fungi in terms of decomposition. But we're here to talk about Goblins.


Spoiler: Reproduction (click to show/hide)

So what next, if anything? The world has a diverse array of Flora and Fauna, and the Goblins have a culture and language that is undeniably alien, but oddly resonant. It's your choice.

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I'm attempting to make a race of lizardmen, fairley standard, but I've not modded in a long, long while and I have a question:

Is it possible to use the BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER to give one large or small eyes, rather than close set or narrow or such?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / You wake up in a white room
« on: October 09, 2012, 08:38:44 pm »
 You wake up in a white room on a bed. You have trouble remembering anything, but as you slowly drop your legs off the table, they feel oddly light and powerful. Your memories start to flow back as you examine yourself in the one-way mirror.

You are:

>Male
>Female

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  Almost a hundred kilometers above the surface of Mars, beyond the orbit of Demios and Phobos, is another large satellite. It's almost three kilometers long, a kilometer wide, and it's surrounded by a mesh of steel beams each half a meter thick. From this far away, though, it looks like gossamer. This is the Martian Shipyard, sychronised in orbit above the great Mines of Mars. Below, thousands of men scurry about mining huge quantities of iron ore so as not to hollow out the Earth. Mars isn't habitable, but the Mines are, and a relatively small settlement thrives here off the martian soil. Mars also makes a good staging point for large starships.

Far off in the distance is Earth, a planet full to the brim of 10 billion people. On Earth, tower farms eke as much as they can out of limited space, and try their best to produce enough food to feed all the people without destroying the last vestiges of nature. To support this, the planets single moon, Luna, was colonized at great and continuing expense. The Luna colony costs tens of billions of dollars each year to maintain, but it's worth it. The world hasn't changed much.

But on the rings of Jupiter, much has changed. Where ganymede used to orbit now orbits a black hole, warping space and twisting tendrils of the gas giant into itself. It's a bleak reminder of why there's been peace this last decade, and why one doesn't drop the Bomb on a body larger than a battleship. The rings have warped, moons have been lost by the dozen, andthje face of the solar system was changed in one day. One hour. Beyond the Ganymede Hole, there are no stars.

You're at none of these places. You're on a transport, flying towards the Martian Shipyards, boarding the greatest project ever undertaken by humanity in reality or in mythology. It is taller the the Tower of Babel, stronger than the Pyramids of Giza, and more powerful than the bomb that destroyed a moon, and one day a planet. This is the UNSS Earhart, a colony ship bound not for anywhere in this solar system, but a destination so far it takes light itself 4.2 years to reach it. The UNSS Earhart is about to begin its journey to Alpha Centauri B and the planet orbiting it. And you will be aboard it.

Someone is asking you something.

"Hey, buddy, I asked you, where're you from?"

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Other Games / Heroes of Might and Magic?
« on: September 22, 2012, 06:17:46 pm »
I've been playing VI for a bit now. It's actually pretty fun, except for obvious computer cheating on rare occasions. For example, I was just now fighting an army of demons. I lost the battle, but it was a minor hero and fairly easy to replace. I also whittled down the demon army to a few Juggernauts and a Breeder mother.

Cue next hero attacking to get the territory back and the enemy had respawned almost all his troops, albeit the basic, non-upgraded versions. WTF computer? Is that a feature of the demon army? I've never played demons, but that just seems like serious bullshit since necros have the same deal but they have to go back to their castle to do it.

All Heroes games go here though. The series is large, and Heroes III is still fun today. I have it on my computer now, actually. Anytone else play these games lately?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Journey of Mitsuba Youske
« on: September 11, 2012, 08:05:10 pm »
Please choose one element, and one nationality. Element will determine your powerset. Nationality will determine your mentor.

Spoiler: ELEMENT (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: NATIONALITY (click to show/hide)

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A young girl stands in her bedroom. Today is the 13th of May, which has almost nothing to do with her, but it's good to get the dates out early. It's not her birthday, nor is it the birthday of any of her friends, who are scattered about the world and some aren't even in the 13th of May but rather the 12th and it's getting late

Oh god, you're rambling again. Although it has been fifteen years since she was born, it is only today that she will be given a name. The fact that she does not have a name is amazingly annoying to her fellows both near and far, and deliciously frustrating to the annoying girls in her school. For this reason, her friends and that bitch Alma and her cronies.

Oh yes! You are also standing in the middle of what is only recently been declared "no longer a war zone" and is still swarming with American soldiers. Luckily, one of your friends had a father in the military, and you actually have several trips to America on your passport, funded by your russian benefactor for "testing reasons" which you're fairly certain is his way of saying "hang out in a cool locale".

Oh, you're rambling yet again. You do that most of the time. You should get a name!

>ENTER NAME:


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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  You are General Granger, of the Sunshine Regiment. You are twelve years old, and have brought down the forces of Draco Malfoy every time you did battle, and matched Harry Potter in most of them. For reference, Harry Potter scares dementors.

  You're also a alleged murderess, and you're inclined to agree. You can remember the cold hatred, and you can remember almost killing Malfoy- Err, Draco. Harry Potter says he thinks it's a false memory, charmed into your head. You wouldn't believe him, except last time you did that he figured out how to break the laws of transfiguration totally and utterly.

You've been released from the Hospital Wing, and Harry Potter has vanished into thin air. You don't think it's the cloak, he's just lots faster than you are; the Chaos Legion runs almost everywhere they go.

You're currently free to rest, meaning you have no classes to go to, and although you can't leave the castle, you can go anywhere a first-year could go.

Spoiler: known locations (click to show/hide)

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Other Games / Thrive
« on: August 03, 2012, 05:13:18 am »
The Official forums are here

It looks like someone finally got so tired of the dead, glassy-eyed reptiles in Spore and decided to see if they could make the E3 version.

While I doubt they'll finish anything too good for a while, a little extra traffic would likely help speed up the process, and Bay 12 is likely to support this kind of Programming megaproject. It looks good.

I havn't checked out the whole site yet (it's 6:00 AM) but from the forums everyone seems fairly on task, brainstorming ideas for pretty much everything. It'll be neat to see how much goes into the game.

You can play as a plant.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« on: August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm »
  Until recently, my fortress had been a happy, bright town of happiness and rainbows. There was usually plenty of booze, construction continued day and night for the well being of the fortress, and not a single dwarf was below Very Happy in mood. Everything was going according to plan.

  Then the goblins showed up in an ambush. I wasn't quite prepared, and the goblins managed to kill one or two dwarves before a timely dwarven caravan saved me from inside the depot. The Goblins were vanquished.

  Unfortunately, their reign of terror took a toll on one member of my fort, a young dwarfette who happened to be pregnant. After seeing her friend, one of the poor military dwarves who died, die, she was unhappy enough to have a miscarrage. It was very sad.

  What was even sadder, and significantly more horrific, is what happened next. Miss Dwarfette, hereforth referred to as Casey McAnthony, was nursing another baby, a five-month old dwarfette named Litast, and only child after the miscarrage. And she was taken by a fell mood.

  CASEY MCANTHONY LOOSES A LAUGH, FELL AND TERRIBLE!

  Commence me being... just confused. I didn't realize at this point she was carrying a baby. I didn't realize she would go for the nearest member of the fort. In fact, I was afraid she would go after someone useful, like my miner casually passing by on his way to the dining hall.

  All of the sudden, she was working on the artifact. I looked in the workshop and saw Litast's name. I didn't know who that was (I don't keep tabs on individuals) so I decided to check who it was. Maybe I got lucky and she murderificated a vampire before it could do harm. Those kind of events were commonplace in fortresses of mine (I'm incredibly lucky).

  NOPE. IT WAS HER FUCKING FIVE MONTH OLD DAUGHTER.

  SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A PICK. A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

  Dear Urist, Please don't build your physics defying artifacts out of your children. It's wrong.

  And as if that wasn't terrible enough, she named the Artifact "The Suffering of Genius".

  What the fuck lady!?

  No seriously, The woman not only murdered her own daughter, but named the artifact in such a way that it could only be interpreted in two ways: She's heartless and only sees her babies death as her own suffering for her "genius", or belives her baby was so damn smart that she couldn't "suffer" anymore and had to be made into the one tool most likely to get dropped into magma.

  Does this kind of shit happen with every fell mood?!

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