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>Tell the man "What's your gumdrops, freedom?" in a Jamaican accent.

The man blinks, but stays silent.

complain to the large man about the prank, showing him the obvious joke letter that came with a dead toad.

Edit: ask him to take the incriminating letter to the police. Slavery is illegal.

The man laughs and says "'Enry! That thar is a le'er fro' 'OgLARPs 'chool of 'itchcraft an' wizardry! It's a magical 'chool." He laughs and continues " that thar letter aint no joke!"

You ask him to take the incriminating letter to the police. He just growls as he reads and brutaly shoves the letter in his pocket.

Take the letter to your aunt and uncle and ask them what WoW is.

You consider this, but decide against it, as you would not want to be horribly mutilated and thrown in the cellar.

read the other letters

There is one letter addressed to Cuddley. It reads:
 DEER CUdllY,
  THAT lITTll wIMp. CRUNdle HIT Me TOOdAY. We BeeT HIM Up Leghiter?
                                                                       PeIRs POlKISs.
Idiot. You look at your uncles letter. It comes from Buntings, his company.

Dear Mr. Drain-o Failure,
  The shipment of small children you requested is not going to be delivered on time. Unfortunately, they have all caught malaria and died. Please note that Slaves-R-Us takes full responsiblity for this setback, and will pay you back the money you gave us with intrest.
                                                                             Sincerely, Max Turncoat, CEO
What horrible people.

Get toad, throw at Cuddley and see if he eats it

Cuddley is not around. Also, the toad seems to have died. Poor thing.

>Yell "I'm out of here motherf*ckers!" Then, run into a wall and fall unconcious.

This strikes you as a bad idea. So, you do it.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 You awake. A very large man is standing over you. The doorway is cracked and the door lies flat on the floor inside, covering up a very nice rug stating that "Home is where the heart is".
 "'Ello 'Enry. 'Bout time you woke up!" Your not sure what accent that is, but it's sure as hell not british.

Quote from: lordnincompoop on April 25, 2010, 07:34:48 am

I'd like an avatar from you too, of this guy:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Make him cute and lovable.

That is, if you want to...

What is that?

Pointy.

Quote from: Ottofar on April 24, 2010, 04:49:11 pm

Quote from: Armok on April 24, 2010, 01:48:31 pm

> Use Voice of Power to tell your body to gain the ability to hover   and fly according to your will!

Yeah, do this too.

This seems like an awfully bad idea if we screw it up. As in... well... Have you ever teleported yourself underground?

I've gotten a little bored of this, do one of you want to take over?

tackle the door and start screaming more agressive emo poetry.
While hitting the door

You tackle the door, stopping just short of the mailman. He looks horrified as he hands you some letters. Then he slowly backs away from you, staring.

Oh god, moar emo!

You pray for more Emo songs to be released. Due to a very bad roll with your prayer, this is the day Lady Gaga becomes popular. The bright side is that there are more emos around, as anyone who is forced to listen to Lady Gaga and survives hates whatever life she exists in.

>Find raw meat

>Open the front door and throw the meat!

Unfortunately, there is no raw meat. You settle for slamming the door in the mailmans face, opening it, making a tossing motion, and shutting it again.

The maddening mutters of the next enimies.

THE FACELESS