7996
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ADAMANTINE ADVENTURES!!! ASCII suggestion (STARTED!)
« on: April 24, 2010, 10:36:44 pm »
Replace door. Knock on door.
Bay 12 Games Forum
- April 29, 2024, 11:31:09 am
- Welcome, Guest
News:
April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 3, 2024: The February '24 Report is up.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
Forum Guidelines
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
7997
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 10:33:30 pm »rehearse your emo poetry to dudley or w/e his name is..."Sometimes I feel like bashing in my own skull
Pain is never to be culled
Emo
Emo"
Cuddley has a blank look on his face. Drain-o is turning a sickly purple-green color and making noises like a dying elephant.
Return to the closet and lie in bed daydreaming of being lead singer in an emo band."Oh Darke, how I love you..." You pluck a spider from the rafters and kiss it. It bites you.
start cutting yourself with a piece of wood in the closet"OW!" You begin to bleed!
7998
Creative Projects / Re: Vester's Doodle-Project: GENTLEMEN.
« on: April 24, 2010, 10:28:10 pm »
I would enjoy a Vestertm avatar as well.
7999
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 09:16:56 pm »DO THE MARIOI don't know what the mario is.
8000
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 08:46:59 pm »
Guys, I refuse to let you violently, subtley, or otherwise assassinate the Dursleys Failures.
"Bacon no done, hemry" grunts Cuddley through a mouthful of, what else, bacon. "Me want bacon shaken, not stirred.
"MY CUDDYKINS IS SAD! GET BACK TO YOUR CUPBOARD BOY!" screeches Aunt Gecko, waving her head like a club (which it may as well be, with that neck. Did I mention she stoops twice when inside?). Uncle Drain-o makes a noise not unlike those made by elephant seals fighting over their harem.
>_
You do. A teardrop falls mournfully into the frying pan, where it hisses. You bring Cuddley his bacon. As soon as your back is turned, two peices of the half-and-half bacon smacks you in the back of the neck. The wet half sticks, and the burnt half hangs.
>Make bacon tearfully.
"Bacon no done, hemry" grunts Cuddley through a mouthful of, what else, bacon. "Me want bacon shaken, not stirred.
"MY CUDDYKINS IS SAD! GET BACK TO YOUR CUPBOARD BOY!" screeches Aunt Gecko, waving her head like a club (which it may as well be, with that neck. Did I mention she stoops twice when inside?). Uncle Drain-o makes a noise not unlike those made by elephant seals fighting over their harem.
>_
8001
Life Advice / Re: My rat is bleeding from the vagina
« on: April 24, 2010, 08:32:38 pm »
This has to be the most hilarious thread name I've ever seen.
Not to degrade your rat, man, but...
This is akin to that video where they screw with that crackhead. Funny, but very sad at the same time.
Not to degrade your rat, man, but...
This is akin to that video where they screw with that crackhead. Funny, but very sad at the same time.
8002
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 07:27:42 pm »>Grab frying pan.
>Use frying pan as a weapon.
>Kill them.
If you're in jail, how will you get to "Hogwarts"**to be parodyfied
8003
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 07:22:17 pm »>Eat socksThey taste like spoiled meatballs. Seems you forgot to do your laundry.
>Angst angst angst"Get up!"
>>Go to the kitchen
"I'M GETTING UP YOU OLD BAT! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!"
Aunt Gecko ceases her knocking. You slowly crack open the door to your cupboard, ready to slam it shut at the first sign of Aunt Geckos long, disgusting neck (perfect for peering over the tops of small skyscrapers!). Unfortunately, you're not fast enough. Aunt Gecko drags you by your hair into the kichen, screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU BETTER NOT BURN THE BACON, BOY! EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT FOR MY LIDDLE CUDDYKINS!" She almost slams you're face into the frying pan before slithering over to the table to snort the food there. You gag.
Become enraged, threaten to turn family into frogsYou do not belive in magic. Magic is for the uneducated. You burn copies of Peter Pan for fun.
8004
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: April 24, 2010, 04:38:47 pm »
ITS A... THING!
5/10
5/10
8005
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Madworld:Sometime:Someplace:Someplace more specific:Somewhere dark
« on: April 24, 2010, 04:32:42 pm »
You declare yourself ruler of hell. This does nothing.
You define a room. It is white, flat, and padded, just like home.
You define a room. It is white, flat, and padded, just like home.
8006
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 24, 2010, 04:31:29 pm »
A Harry potter parody.
You are Henry Florist. You were born on the first of April to Daisy and Jack Florist, in the sleepy little village of Hogdrics Hollow. But one year after your birth, the evil Dark Lord Voldeshort killed your parents. He would have killed you too, but you were too smart and held up My Magic Mirrortm. The curse bounced off and hit him instead. You sometimes still can hear his vengful cry of "I'll get you, my pretty!" before dying.
Now you are in the hands of a gigantic man with a beard that would put a dwarf to shame. Hell, there's probably a dwarf living in there right now! You would continue this train of thought, but you land. In the process, the giant cracks your soft baby head against the motorcycle and knocks you out. Idiot.
Now you are eleven years old, living with your Aunt Gecko (who looks like an alien) and Uncle Drain-o (who looks like a walrus). Aunt Gecko is pounding on the door. She screeches "Time to get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!" This is very annoying. You feel more than hear your cousin Cuddley (who looks like something a walrus would throw up) rolling down the stairs (literally. He's too fat to fit in the stairway!). He dislodges a spider on to your socks.
>_
You are Henry Florist. You were born on the first of April to Daisy and Jack Florist, in the sleepy little village of Hogdrics Hollow. But one year after your birth, the evil Dark Lord Voldeshort killed your parents. He would have killed you too, but you were too smart and held up My Magic Mirrortm. The curse bounced off and hit him instead. You sometimes still can hear his vengful cry of "I'll get you, my pretty!" before dying.
Now you are in the hands of a gigantic man with a beard that would put a dwarf to shame. Hell, there's probably a dwarf living in there right now! You would continue this train of thought, but you land. In the process, the giant cracks your soft baby head against the motorcycle and knocks you out. Idiot.
Now you are eleven years old, living with your Aunt Gecko (who looks like an alien) and Uncle Drain-o (who looks like a walrus). Aunt Gecko is pounding on the door. She screeches "Time to get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!" This is very annoying. You feel more than hear your cousin Cuddley (who looks like something a walrus would throw up) rolling down the stairs (literally. He's too fat to fit in the stairway!). He dislodges a spider on to your socks.
>_
8007
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Madworld:Sometime:Someplace:Someplace more specific:Somewhere dark
« on: April 24, 2010, 04:12:21 pm »
You de-define Satans hand. It begins spraying blood everywhere. You can see the blood fall very far below you and never hit the ground. The effect is disconcerting. Also, Satan is crying again. Baby.
8008
General Discussion / Re: How To: Train Your Crackhead
« on: April 24, 2010, 01:50:00 pm »
Only funy for a little while. It got boring pretty quick, as other peoples pain tends to do. I laughed until I cried at the poor dude hitting the pole though.
8009
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Madworld:Sometime:Someplace:Someplace more specific:Somewhere dark
« on: April 24, 2010, 01:31:56 pm »
You hug Satan. He hugs back, but only with one hand, and around your neck and it's really tight and you can't breathe. You feel a strange urge to define your surroundings.
8010
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Great Tower: A Dungeon Adventure
« on: April 24, 2010, 01:00:11 pm »
Look for more... "Friendly friends".