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DF General Discussion / Re: Awesome video game name generator
« on: July 31, 2011, 09:55:44 pm »Islamic Nazi-Allstars
GWAR~
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(Oh, yeah, oh topic.
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GWAR~
(Why hello there~)
(Oh, yeah, oh topic.
Third-World Sex Nitro
Carabide~ I have an idea for something we can do~)
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 29, 2011, 02:57:20 am »
GWAR!
(Several times actually. It is customary for our kind to consume our mother when our brood grows to a certain size. Eventually our immune and digestive systems fight it out and when my young can defeat me in interbody combat they may leave the brooding chamber.
There should be like fifteen of those cute little guys running around somewhere now.)
(Several times actually. It is customary for our kind to consume our mother when our brood grows to a certain size. Eventually our immune and digestive systems fight it out and when my young can defeat me in interbody combat they may leave the brooding chamber.
There should be like fifteen of those cute little guys running around somewhere now.)
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General Discussion / Re: PeTA
« on: December 06, 2010, 11:51:29 am »
GWAR!
(All I have to say, PETA just has this ironic taste to them when you munch on them that just drives you crazy. Although I have been laying low in the suburbs now that the litter is growing older. And the father STILL isn't paying child support. I'm onto you.)
(All I have to say, PETA just has this ironic taste to them when you munch on them that just drives you crazy. Although I have been laying low in the suburbs now that the litter is growing older. And the father STILL isn't paying child support. I'm onto you.)
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General Discussion / Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« on: September 17, 2010, 01:47:51 am »
GWAR!
(I tried making an account once, but it didn't work out. Kinda hard to hide the fact that I'm actually an 80-foot tall crime against nature/science.)
(I tried making an account once, but it didn't work out. Kinda hard to hide the fact that I'm actually an 80-foot tall crime against nature/science.)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Up with Feudalism
« on: July 07, 2010, 10:22:50 am »Too many fiefs.GWAR!
(I could cut the number down for ya
)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Up with Feudalism
« on: July 07, 2010, 12:47:05 am »I say we just not piss off whatever dragons there may be.GWAR!
(Bit late for that, buddies. This new kingdom is setting my heart aflutter. My soul is burning to devour it all. Ah that smell, the smell of the incoming destruction at my hands. I didn't think I would have this chance again after the kids came around.
Prepare for an age of misery, cattle.)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Up with Feudalism
« on: July 07, 2010, 12:04:30 am »
GWAR!
(Oh my, what is this? I could make do very well here.)
(Oh my, what is this? I could make do very well here.)
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General Discussion / Re: Aquizzar!
« on: June 27, 2010, 03:46:05 pm »
GWAR!
(What I would give to be able to eat things through my Aorta again. But yeah, you want me to open up my Pancreas Sphincter and get you inside again?)
(What I would give to be able to eat things through my Aorta again. But yeah, you want me to open up my Pancreas Sphincter and get you inside again?)
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General Discussion / Re: Aquizzar!
« on: June 27, 2010, 03:31:21 pm »Sorry dude but I'm pretty sure you were thoroughly beaten. I'm pretty sure it is a four way win between Aqizzar, Vester, Janet, and me. Dibs on the cool fourth of Texas.GWAR!
(... Who are you? And I'm rather sure that the fact that I'm here right now means nobody gets that title.)
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General Discussion / Re: Aquizzar!
« on: June 27, 2010, 12:53:28 pm »
GWAR!
(Hey, don't disrespect me! I'll consume this forum if you don't settle down! I'm just here to get hunted so somebody will finally become the King of Tejas. And get Cthulhu to pay his child support. I swear every month that horror needs to be reminded...)
(Hey, don't disrespect me! I'll consume this forum if you don't settle down! I'm just here to get hunted so somebody will finally become the King of Tejas. And get Cthulhu to pay his child support. I swear every month that horror needs to be reminded...)
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General Discussion / Re: Aquizzar!
« on: June 27, 2010, 01:23:47 am »
GWAR!
(How dare you go off accepting a challenge to some other human? You have yet to finish killing ME! And let me tell you, rummaging around in my insides for a week and bursting out through a hole in my hide caused by an internal explosion isn't gonna cut it. Nor the several tons of high explosives you then detonated, or the skull mace you whacked several burning chunks with.)
(How dare you go off accepting a challenge to some other human? You have yet to finish killing ME! And let me tell you, rummaging around in my insides for a week and bursting out through a hole in my hide caused by an internal explosion isn't gonna cut it. Nor the several tons of high explosives you then detonated, or the skull mace you whacked several burning chunks with.)
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: A gila monster demonic diplomat from Nombehal has arrived.
« on: April 26, 2010, 03:32:58 pm »Urist McMayor: "Uh, err, h-hello --"GWAR!
Kung Ustruorgu: "BE ENGULFED IN CLOUDS OF LOCUSTS AND EATEN ALIVE, MORTAL, FOR I BRING GREETINGS FROM TRADING GUILD. THERE IS MUCH TO DISSCUSS REGARDING TRADE BETWEEN OUR NATIONS AND YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH CAUSED BY HORIBLE MUTILATION OF YOUR PELVIC FLOOR.
WE ALSO PROPOSE EXCANGE OF SILK SOCKS, COOKIES AND TOYS."
(Such beautiful words... Could, uh, somebody tell me where he lives?)
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: A gila monster demonic diplomat from Nombehal has arrived.
« on: April 26, 2010, 12:28:04 am »
GWAR!
(Oh my, how handsome. AND he knows how to wreck constructions without killing. This will be useful for harvesting food for the young.)
(Oh my, how handsome. AND he knows how to wreck constructions without killing. This will be useful for harvesting food for the young.)
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General Discussion / Re: Oh my...God...
« on: January 25, 2010, 11:29:46 pm »
GWAR!
(Are you saying there is a sky slushie out there right now? I'm there.)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(Are you saying there is a sky slushie out there right now? I'm there.)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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General Discussion / Re: Oh my...God...
« on: January 25, 2010, 11:17:12 pm »
GWAR!
(Yeah, sorry about that. I was up late last night drinking with some friends and I kinda took a bite out of the night sky. I'll see if I can get some sky from some ocean and patch that up.)
(Yeah, sorry about that. I was up late last night drinking with some friends and I kinda took a bite out of the night sky. I'll see if I can get some sky from some ocean and patch that up.)
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