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Banned: Magic missile is not fire! It is raw power, it is magic, it is your DOOOOM!!! Wait, that's still evil...

I will go through the portal with the air symbol.

[3] You go through the portal with the air symbol! On the other side you see many towering structures all around you. The towers are composed of some sort of translucent substance, and appear to lead straight up, all the way to the clouds... Wait! The ground also appears to be made of clouds! It appears that the people of this realm must live along the sides of the towers, higher up.

I investigate the smoke.

[3] You walk over to the source of the smoke, there appears to be a large area surrounding the mountain that has been engulfed in flames, the trees are still burning. You can't seem to locate the source of the fire though. This place is beginning to look familiar...

turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

[5+1] You work your dark magics, melding flech and bone together into an unholy abomination: a necromantic hoverboard, fueled by souls! You have some spare bodies left over, so you add cannons that fire sharp bones at your enemies. Unfortunately, you aren't much of a physicist: now it's too heavy to fly.
Necromantic hoverboard gained(too heavy to fly, has bone cannons)

go to a random place

You spin around randomly, and walk in to the[3] earth portal! You walk through the portal and quickly catch up to jervous.

Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!

[divine intervention:6]You feel probability shift as you try once more to shoot lasers. Guess what happens? Nah, no fudging the rolls.
[5] You shoot lasers! After all this time, you shoot lasers! Having successfully shot lasers from your eyes, your purpose in life is complete, you do a happy dance then go and tell everyone about it!
LASERS GAINED!!!

practice with fire magic by creating fireballs and shooting them around (not on the people or my felhounds)

(the felhounds are immune to fire anyway, they might actually make good targets)
[5]drawing on the fire medallion, and your demonic instincts, you begin throwing fireballs. Heck, in a few minutes you are juggling them!
novice fire magic gained!
Demon ability revealed: passive bonus to casting all purely destructive magic(not a +1 to the roll, spells just tend to be bigger and more destructive when you cast them).



Note: simple "I walk from point A to point B" actions are auto successes, I just roll to see what you see when you get there.

But my weird cat is a cat-mage!

8/10
looks surprisingly similar to hat I would guess a magma man would look like.

10/10 for cat
-2 for weird cat

8/10

hmmm what to do with skelatons....
turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

...wut?

8/10 simple, yet effective.

Banned. Succinctly.

The key to surviving a zombie apocalypse is not killing the zombies, but not running out of resources. Any idiot with a gun kill kill the first wave or so, a fortified person might survive weeks, but both will die once they run out of bullets/food. Your best bet would probably to become a  hunter as far from civilization as possible, and to keep moving so you never have to deal with more than a few zombies at once.

Or course, if these are smart zombies, you are doomed anyway, since they will hunt YOU down, attacking from all sides at once.

Magic zombies on the other hand are much easier to deal with:
1. learn magic
2. cast turn undead or equivalent
3. repeat as necessary