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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread (Also random disscusion about me)
« on: November 11, 2009, 12:13:44 am »
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There is a fundamental problem with simulation. Suppose you want to accurately simulate an asteroid orbiting the sun. Is it enough to just have the asteroid and the sun for it to orbit? Of course not; there are far more gravitational factors interacting with real asteroids around the sun. Planets, asteroids, other stars, so on. If you really wanted to carry out an accurate simulation of the Asteroid orbiting the sun, you would have to simulate everything within the Asteroids 'Causal Domain', that is every possible thing that can potentially cause an effect upon the Asteroid. Of course, this ends up being the entire universe.But the computer carrying out the simulation would not be a part of the simulated universe, and therefore would have no effect on anything in it. You could argue that the mere action of running the simulation affects the simulation, but that is essentially saying that the simulation affects itself: the affect of the computer on the simulation IS the simulation, and so the computer itself is not part of the simulated universe.
Including the computer carrying out the simulation.
Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!..You know what's going to happen on a 6 after that comment don't you?
In essence, the problem with a simulation of a universe is that, in order to be a complete and accurate simulation, it must also contain a simulation of the simulator.Why? You are not necessarily simulating this universe. Placing a simulation of the simulator in a simulated universe(wow, that's quite a tongue-twister) would be like randomly putting a game console in a game. That would be less accurate if anything.
Try to find a way back to the portal.[6] Having sufficiently wrecked the town for now, you head back to the cave containing the portals, unfortunately, you wreck your boat while attempting to dock.
I go through the portal that has the earth symbol on the chest that contains the portal and stuff[3]You walk through the portal and find yourself in the middle of a large mountain range. A ways away, near the base of the mountains, you see smoke billowing out of the ground.
use earth magic to gather corpses while i wait for our missing dude....[4] Realizing that you are most likely not the first the town sent to slay the monsters of this cave, you use your magic to locate the many corpses buried here and draw them up the the surface. You manage to unearth [3] three corpses of failed adventurers.
practice using my ice elemental to store a supply of water to use is situation where little to no water will be found.[2] You try to use your ice elemental as a container for water, but it is impossible to prevent water placed inside it from freezing and becoming a part of it.
Shoot lasers in multiple directions.[1] You begin trying to fire lasers from your eyes, building up more and more power! The buildup of light energy is so great you begin to glow, and soon you cannot see through your own aura. Then, just as you are about to focus your power into a weapon, if backfires. You reached your completely arbitrary magical limit and it blew up in your face(literally). [4] You manage to disperse most of the energy before it did any permanent damage. It still blinded you though.
Use Demon Roar to let them fear me and come back under my control.[5][5] You snap out of your mindless terror and realize, these are but lesser demons, they will bend to our will, not the other way around! Unleashing a mighty roar you DEMAND their loyalty. you look down too see the felhounds cowering at your feet, tails between their legs.
Two words: Siege tanks.Uh... huh...I wonder how he's going to take Mars from me...
So... where's Newmars, again?
Everyone's opinion of Tack = -4000

Ally with the lionists, and ask them to prove their loyalty by helping you attack the brutes. Attack the brutes, and destroy them with our superior knowledge of points. Then, Steal their tech for movable houses, by examining the ones that havent been destroyed by our pointy goodness! If the battle seems to be going against our favour, boost our PHYSIC POWERS using ManP!much better(if possible).