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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Cosmic Encounter - Turn 0
« on: December 28, 2013, 04:35:02 pm »
Cosmic Encounter is a board game circa 1977, set in a cosmos where a load of alien races are all vying for domination over their opponents. It even had a relatively recent re-print with fresh expansions, but for reasons of "The assets are more readily available" we'll be using the 1977 version. But safe to say, with 6 players, 75 alien races and 95 moons available, the claim that no two games are the same is a pretty reliable one.

In actual game terms, Cosmic is pretty simple. Players get an alien race and five plantes (and some other stuff in the expansions) then get a hand of cards used mostly for bolstering their forces. They then take it in turns to blast the everloving shit out of each other by randomly having a target star system chosen for them, then attacking a planet in it, getting allies, then either making a base on the foes' planet or getting blasted to the Warp. It sounds relatively simple, and actually is, but at the heart of it is a deep game of diplomacy, trust, and at the end of it, getting screwed out of a victory by an impressive team effort. And now to actually go into details with the game:

Spoiler: Rules go here (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alien Races (click to show/hide)

So, unless I've forgotten something, that should be it for explaining the rules. You may now join the game. You can be Blue, Green, Orange, Purple, Red or Yellow. And if I've forgotten to mention something, feel free to ask. Let the space invasion begin.

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So you know how sleep deprived ideas are the best ideas? Well, here's one. Take the standard one-sentance-story game and then let people write as much as they want, as long as it is written well. Will this end badly? Of course it will. Ah well let's go.

Snottingrub was an English town like any other. It had houses, and those houses had people living in them. At the center of the town was a small high street, which the local youths tended to terrorize with their talk of "yolo" and "swag" and vast quantities of orange paint applied to themselves. Fortunately, the town also had a school, holidays permitting, the youths weren't around during the day. This was good news for a man called Adam Scott.

Adam Scott is best described in three words-"grumpy", "old" and "man". He worked in a boring office job, which, when stripped down to its base components, involved sorting one stack of paper into another two stacks of paper. His boss called it "Administrative Organisation.". He called it "utter bullshit". This, amongst other factors, is why Adam was going bald and grey, even though he was only 42. One of the other factors was the afformentioned orange youths.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Mass Game Design
« on: September 06, 2013, 04:18:12 pm »
((So I should probably be sleeping but I had this idea and sleep-deprived ideas are the best ideas. Sleep deprived names... not so much. The idea is simple-we, as a conglomerate, are making a video game, and everyone has creative input. Add mechanics! Add backstory! Add a pickle! Just don't go horrifically overboard. Also illustrations will not be frowned upon.))

Alright chaps, here's the start of the game. The... extremely bland one, but important nontheless. Having an existing character (A red cuboid), having some level of physics and some terrain (A greyish floor with a few blue boxes). Granted most of this will be changed over time, but at least it works. I reckon this could go loose in numerous directions, so how do we want this to play...?

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Roll To Dodge / CHEESECAKE IS FINAL BOSS
« on: August 09, 2013, 04:06:24 pm »
IF YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO POST: YOU HAVE FOUND <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> WHICH HAS GIVEN YOU LOTS OF EVIL POWERS, ROUGHLY EQUIVELENT TO THAT OF A FINAL BOSS. NOW EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD. BETTER KILL THEM FIRST.

EVERYONE ELSE: THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> HAS BEEN TAKEN BY A BOSS! YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SLAY THE BOSS AND RECLAIM THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / [ISG] Legends of Dawn - 20 Years in Jail
« on: April 26, 2013, 03:19:32 pm »

So you're a PC gamer, and this game just came out on Steam. It appears it's an RPG-esque game, but nobody really knows what it is except the fact that it just appeared a few hours ago and holy shit 20GB of files. It's a good thing you have a solid internet connection, but anyway, time to start playi-


Holy arse. Ok, this looks complex... the graphics aren't all that amazing, but then again, the graphics from Kirbature Studios never were up to scratch. Either way, you're going to need to look at the manual here. One moment...

Ah, alright. It runs on a pretty large system, so instead of having drop down lists for classes and such, it lets you type something in and comes up with something similar to what you've typed, then it'll come up with what you want. The three classes are in order of importance, so the main class goes first... Affinity appears to be to do with weapons and Aspect with elements. And Nickname is for OOC chat, apparently. So then, how are you going to fill this out...?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / B12KBWC - The World's Greatest Card Game
« on: March 17, 2013, 07:11:15 am »
Hello ladies and gentlemen. Alright, probably just gentlemen, but I don't want to be sexist so there. I bid ye welcome to what will arguably become the world's greatest card game; the B12KBWC (Bay 12 Thousand Blank White Cards). The rules in a nutshell for you: everyone throws cards into an infinite deck, everyone plays everyone else for no reason whatsoever. The spoilers contain the rules.

Spoiler: How To Play (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: How to Card (click to show/hide)

Erm... I think that's everything. Feel free to ask me to elaborate on anything by yelling at me IN BOLD CAPS SO I CAN SEE IT. Aside from that, start playing =P

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Other Games / The Bay12 Fortress FUMBBL League Thread
« on: February 04, 2013, 04:31:10 pm »
Bump?

You might try making a new thread about it, since I suspect only the 8 people involved in the Bay12 BBL are watching this thread currently. More likely to pick up players that way.

For the unaware, Blood Bowl is a game made by the Games Workshop which is basically NFL meets Rugby meets Warhammer. For the more unaware, FUMBBL is an online version of said game. For the absolutely stupid, the Bay12 Fortress League is an attempt to put the game into the hands of the mass of Bay12. Are you the best coach on Bay12? Well, there's only one way to find that out, and that is to put you all in a league.

So yeah, this is Bay12 Blood Bowl: The Free Version. FUMBBL is actually pretty easy to use, we just need teams. Make one on the site and post your team and coach names here. I'll then add you to the roster and you're pretty much  ready to play. Most of the time we'll be playing in a standard league format, but we will have the occasional (read: more than infrequent) tournament. And of course, most importantly, the league page itself in all of it's ??GLORY??.

Erm... I don't actually no what else to put here, so here's a quick synopsis of a game I played against myself, Dwarves Vs Goblins. Long story short, two goblins died (one by tripping, the other by foul), three got injured, two got sent off and two got KO'd. The Dwarves only lost their Troll Slayer to the foul. And the Dwarves, in the midst of all this maiming, got 3 'Downs to love. 'Twas a fun game.

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Roll To Dodge / ~~ RTD Millennia ~~
« on: January 03, 2013, 07:09:46 am »
1000 games. That, including this, is the number of games of Roll To Dodge that have been created on this forum. Some of them good, some of them great, some of them legendary. It is time to take these games and make something... legendary. From the entire library of games at your disposal, it is time to take the best and roll through history.

To join, you need to have already played an RTD game. Preferably an old one. Either way, from all the games you have been in, you need to select a character from any game that you played as that character in (e.g. I could pick Kirby because I was Kirby in MKGP). Please link to the game so I can read up about your character, but bonus points for giving me a summary. I'll pick the ten players (Ten? Am I crazy? Yes, but it's the best number to divide into 1000.) with the best (and maybe oldest) characters and roll up a scenario involving all ten character's worlds.

Standard RTD rules will apply. You need to look after your own statuses. Bonus rules will be applied if the worlds allow for it. Some other stuff here. Let's make the 1000th game one to remember.

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Creative Projects / A Jump on the Daily Comic Bandwagon
« on: December 31, 2012, 01:28:17 pm »
Yes, I, ExKirby, dabbler in many arts yet seemingly master at none, am jumping on the comic a day bandwagon. The update schedule is; IT'S A DAILY COMIC YOU IMBECILE. Expect even more general silliness in four panels a day. And some other cool sounding stuff, I don't know.

Spoiler: Day 1: Introduction (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 2: Resolution (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 3: Destruction (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 4: Continuation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 5: Repetition (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 6: Superstition (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 7: Addition (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 8: Isolation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 9: Assumption (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 10: Information (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 11: Satisfaction (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 12: Transmission (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 13: Naming (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 14: Confusing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 15: Fisting (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 16: Moustache (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 17: Rearrangeche (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 18: Ping-Pong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 19: Religion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 20: Definition (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 21: Fourth (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 22: Imgur (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 23: Artistic (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 24: Politics (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 25: Distracted (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 26: Biology (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 27: Madness (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 28: Charts (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 29: Blinking (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 30: Collide (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Month 1: Random (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 31: Plot (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 32: Atoms (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 33: Calculator (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 34: Sports (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 35: Zoom (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 36: Knock (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 37: Erasing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 38: Meaning (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 39: Actuality (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 40: Trains (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 41: Continuity (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 42: Lonely (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 43: Punchline (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 44: Expectancy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 45: Valentine (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 46: Sleep (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 47: Font (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 48: Compression (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Day 49: Late (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / ~~TACTICUS~~
« on: December 29, 2012, 05:56:56 pm »
Well, gentlemen, the time has come upon us for another round of that most noble pursuit-Tacticus. However, this round, we shall not attempt to render this excellence in artwork-instead, we shall realise our dreams in words-and this nice table before us. Nevertheless, I brought some Dragonsblood wine. Always good for occasions such as this. Now where did I put that book... ah yes.

In accordance with the Advanced Sect Openings, our table shall start as a long beach front. The water is crystal blue, the sands gold in the sunlight, palm trees line the neat grass. There are a selection of rock pools at one end and an abrupt cliff at the other. The beach is populated by... hang on, where did I put that d16? Ah. Let's see... Darn it. The local populous are sentient sheep. This should be rather entertaining...

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Roll To Dodge / Roll To Live [TURN 2] [BODY COUNT: 4] [RECORD: 2]
« on: December 21, 2012, 05:47:06 pm »
The aim of the game here is simple. You just need to survive as many turns as possible before you die. However, I refuse to make this simple for you. I will throw a lot of bad things as you, as will your fellow players. The question is, can you beat all odds and survive?

Standard RTD rules apply. You have 6Hp, and combat is a straight up roll vs roll difference is damage. You are expected to track your own stats in this game, failure to do so will result in death. Waitlists will not be a thing, whoever posts a sheet and action post death gets in. A sheet for you, then;

Name: ((Something instantly relatable to your forum name please))
Health: <3<3<3 ((Six pieces of hearts.))
Status: Fine
Inventory: <<Colour>> shirt ((Insert your own colour))
Action: ((Make it entertaining! And lethal!))

You must post this with every action. Anyway, starting scenario.

It is the 21st December, 2012. It just seems like a normal day. You are in the middle of New York, when suddenly you feel a great power run through your body. You noticce others with similar power gains. You know you must survive.

Spoiler: LEADERBOARD OF FALLEN (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Puzzles, Anyone?
« on: December 19, 2012, 05:19:25 pm »
Are you intelligent? Do you like to melt your brain? Do you want to melt other people's brains? Do you want me to stop asking questions? Well, you're in luck, because we're going to collectively solve each other's puzzles!

Basically, it works like this: I give you a puzzle. Everyone posts their solutions, I decide who the first person to get the puzzle correct was, they post a puzzle of possibly different nature, rinse and repeat. Simple. We're also going to have a scoreboard of the best puzzle solvers.

RULES:
1) Solutions (And, when revealed, the answer) MUST be put in [spoi¦er] tags.
2) Seven days of solving time maximum. If this is not met, a new puzzle will be supplied by me and the answer to the puzzle must be posted.
3) If you are declared the winner of a puzzle, make sure to make a puzzle.
4) Keep the leaderboard updated!
5) (Optional) Give your puzzle a fancy heading.

And with that, the opening puzzle:

Puzzle 0001
The Letter's Message

You have recieved this letter from a friend. What is the hidden message from it?

So, how has your holiday been? Personally, I found the weather rather attrocious. I got snowed in at one point! Everyone in the hotel was livid about the whole thing. Such is life, I suppose.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / ~~TACTICUS~~
« on: December 16, 2012, 06:22:27 pm »
Well, gentlemen, I believe it is due time for yet another rousing game of Tacticus. I have a large selection of books behind me-but naturally, you'll all have your own. I've even invested in a quality playing surface. Pure Ebony... but regardless, the game! Let us see... Aha! A Beginner's Tacticus Supplement, 1886 Edition. A 10 by 10 grass field may be created at any time. I shall do so.

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Who shall join me on this fine day?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Assassin
« on: December 07, 2012, 05:51:41 pm »
The goal of an assassin is simple. Someone tells you to kill someone else, you kill the latter person discreetly, you get paid.

You are an assassin.

But assassins are people too, and people have names. What's yours?

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For the unaware, Advance Wars By Web is a remake of the game Advance Wars, except in online format and with all of the custom maps in the world. Also it supports up to 14 player combat (Although that's only with some roundabout techniques). For the REALLY unaware, Advance Wars is, in my mind, the mother of all TBS games. Bsaically, imagine a bunch of armies going at each other only to realise they're being manipulated by some other nation then ??? profit.

This thread is basically "Why don't we get all the Bay12 AWers to get together and generally mess around on cool maps". And lo, it exists. If you want to play a different and interesting game of AWBW, then this is the place to come. If you find a cool map and want to mess around on it, this is also the place to come. If you don't want to play, then get out of my thread.

To start with the gaming, I made a map which involves racing 36 APCs on a track filled to the brim with DISCIPLINary piperunners. So of course, I made a game of it ((Password is bay12games)). Of course, now I need players for it, so if anyone wants to join in, feel free. And if someone else wants to create a game, I may or may not join it depending on how fun the map looks. Have fun, everyone, and join the explosives.

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