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...That is most certainly an... interesting... rulebook you have there. It is a shame then that massive objects dwarf giant ones... and it is, shall we say, snack time.

Calvinball? Surely you jest, good sire! Tacticus has rules! Many, in fact! Actually, we have so many rulebooks it has reached the stage where it is difficult to tell if a rulebook has or has not been invented...

Naturally, giant crabs will eat anything comparable to food... and I think that the scaling rules of Verbeose Usage for Beginners allow the sheep to be comparable to the crab's usual diet. Let the feasting begin!

Well, gentlemen, the time has come upon us for another round of that most noble pursuit-Tacticus. However, this round, we shall not attempt to render this excellence in artwork-instead, we shall realise our dreams in words-and this nice table before us. Nevertheless, I brought some Dragonsblood wine. Always good for occasions such as this. Now where did I put that book... ah yes.

In accordance with the Advanced Sect Openings, our table shall start as a long beach front. The water is crystal blue, the sands gold in the sunlight, palm trees line the neat grass. There are a selection of rock pools at one end and an abrupt cliff at the other. The beach is populated by... hang on, where did I put that d16? Ah. Let's see... Darn it. The local populous are sentient sheep. This should be rather entertaining...

Sadly, the next turn will be coming some time after Christmas because my fan has seemed to upgraded itself to a chainsaw.

In unrelated news, you will soon face the Fan Chainsaw Boss Monster Thing.

Last call for Urist! I'll be playing Pokemans for the next... some period of time.... then I'll do the update.

Anaile tries to gain the power to create ice! [6] Suddenly, ice starts shooting from his hands continuously and he can't seem to stop it! [STATUS GET: Ice Hands] Obviously, this will ruin someone else's day at some point.

Wyrm tests his power. [6] It's amazing! He can run up walls! He can lift trucks! He can fire lasers! But all of that suddenly comes to an end when someone decides that he's worth a shot and shoots him. Bulletproofness was not one of his powers.


Scrapheap wants to do something about an anime? [1] Someone comes out from nowhere and breaks your neck for confusing everyone with your generic anime nonsense.


Urist McLawyer does some generic lawyer shouting! [4] The court you were next to mistook you for the defence attourney and he got a not guilty verdict. He comes out and gives you some money. [ITEM GET: $1000] Well, you guess this is useful?

Xantalos causes everything to explode in GREEN FOIYAH! [5] Holy explosive. Everything exploded in green fire. It's very dangerous. Everyone is "attacked" by debris, radioactivity, etc. Anaile [3 Vs 2] Dodges an I-beam by the skin of his teeth. Urist McLawyer [2 Vs 3] Takes some radioactive green fire to the hair. He loses 1 Health and is now subject to radioactive poisoning [Urist: STATUS GET: Radioactive]. Nicholas [6 Vs 6] has an epic staring contest between himself and a falling building. They call it a draw and the building returns upright. Skeletor9 [4 Vs 2] is confused. Is there something he's supposed to be dodging? Greenwich [3 Vs 4] Also takes some radioactive fire to the hair, costing himself 1 Health and gaining radioactivity [Greenwich: STATUS GET: Radioactive]. Amazingly, nobody died... yet. The area is now radioactive and everyone will be affected by radioactivity on their go next turn.

Nicholas tries to teleport [5] Greenwich to the moon! [5] Greenwich is now on the moon and may or may not suffocate.

Skeletor9 goes to kick... [3] Xantalos! [4 Vs 5] However, Xantalos sees it coming and pulls Skeletor's leg up, causing him to fall down onto the concrete for 1 Health. Skeletor then makes a hasty retreat! [6] He hides in a dumpster. Which is full of rats. This could get amusing next turn.

Greenwich goes to punch WHOA SHIT ON THE MOON NO OXYGEN ROLL TO BREATHE [1 Vs 3] The lack of oxygen causes him to get 2 Health damage and a status effect [STATUS GET: Suffocating].

TWO [2] Spaces are open. The first people to post appropriate character sheets get the places. I remind the alive players that you must post your sheet with your action.

Summon Darvi!

Well, I'm stumped.  Anyone else?