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Hillaburra, why not just give every creature the ability to summon food at whim (except elves, unalterable f***s)? That's food and convenient. Or is having everything eat each other (and yummy popcorn) just more fun?

Ok, I'll cover both continents with uranium. Not soecifically harming anyone, just killing everything.

Realizing the futility of trying to save his dwarves anymore, Beanchubbs turns his eyes to the surface, away from the ravaged land of the pure continent. He looks to the land where elephants and dragons reign supreme. In the middle of a great plain, he stands, looks around, and nods. He strikes his axe once again upon these lands and a great crack forms. From the crack the firey pits of hell can be seen. The surrounding life stops for a few moments, as a great rumbling is felt below their feet. A few seconds later, a great spire juts out of the ground. It is made of a stone as black as the void the gods were made in, and is so tall it scrapes the skies of the planet. From the tower radiates an evil so great, all of the surrounding plants die, and the animals are twisted and corrupted into unrecognizable beasts.

Beanchubbs creates a great evil tower on the world.

Oh, and the crystal is slightly harder than diamond.

Have fun as the elves rip that tower apart and brutally murder your tower!
And I'll let them. If the elves leave the wreckage of my continent (are they even there?), I'll let them prosper. I'll side with the nagas, too. They aren't too defiant of me, and the nagas actually might pose a threat. The elves do pose a threat.
Also, the cats and dwarves were at sea on the raft when I built my crystal, right?

This is dig deeper, right?

Looking at the votes, Proposal 1 was accepted, but with 2 wardogs and three dogs as the animals. Also, an axe.

I vote for proposition 2 as is, and propose we start now instead of waiting for a larger waiting list. We don't need every dwarf claimed.