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DF General Discussion / Re: Priceless Moments Thread
« on: January 28, 2007, 08:44:00 pm »
Despite the abundance of free beds at the barracks, one pauper dwarf decided to take a nap exactly in the middle of the internal drawbridge which gives access from the entry hall to the main corridor. I prompt the Sheriff to pull the lever and wake the fellow up the hard way; the drawbrigde goes up, he is knocked against a nearby wall, bounces back a few times and ends up stunned in the middle of the entry hall.
"That should teach him something", I thought, and then I asked someone to lower the drawbridge. But as soon as someone pulled the lever, our sleepy fellow went back to sleep in the very same spot he was before, with the difference that now he was below the drawbridge. Now that's a nap from which he'll never wake up...