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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 31, 2017, 04:16:50 pm »
"If ya'll want to eat, you better bring your own food. And maybe a bit more besides, I dont have enough for me and dad, and we're out of cash. Man, I really did not expect we'd need this much shit."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 30, 2017, 03:03:58 pm »
"Inhospitible wastes sounds good, sure. It's the only one that doesn't seem like I'll be fucking around in waist high swamp water."

"It builds character!"

"Swamps smell like ass! You should know that, being an old fart!"

"Marcus resembles that remark!"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Only you can prevent cave fires
« on: January 29, 2017, 07:53:23 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on January 29, 2017, 07:35:33 pm
Another two blinks, more hesitant than the last.

"Hm. Shame. Also suprising. In any case, I suppose this means you'll be traveling back with wounds exposed. Also, I'll be advocating you recieve a severe penalty on pay. Finally, you will not be traveling in the same group as me again. In essense, we'll carry you back to town but you're fired for incompetency."

Chronus shrugs and stands back up. "I thought it would be a good deal myself. You have a remarkably strong will, to persist in what must be a lot of pain. Alas it seems to be rather determined to make odd decisions. Oh well. I'm going to dump you outside. Don't worry, we'll be done before you can blink."

Dump Asa's charred almost corpse outside. Return and help with the fire.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Only you can prevent cave fires
« on: January 29, 2017, 07:28:06 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on January 29, 2017, 07:19:40 pm
Asa draws in breath heavily, seemingly pondering the situation. After a few moments, he blinks, then again.

"... Wait, was that a 'No I don't understand', or 'No, I wish to be a burned husk of a man and probably die'?" One for former, two for latter."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Only you can prevent cave fires
« on: January 29, 2017, 06:45:10 pm »
Assuming everyone has fucked off to dead with the fire,  Chronus returns to the matter at hand.

"Three? Still confused? You're awfully picky for someone who's dying. If you must know, my spell would simply enter you into a... bodyguard position, of sorts. As long as I am safe, nothing more will come of it. That is all you need to know. I heal you, you repay me by being less idiotic and prevent harm from falling upon me. Am I understood? Once for yes. Twice for no."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread) (HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY) (Derm is 5k)
« on: January 29, 2017, 04:20:17 pm »
Quote from: OceanSoul on January 29, 2017, 02:05:06 pm
The original poster isn't necessary for the thread to work. Heck, exkirby hasn't been on since 2014, and look at how successful Roller's Block still is! (Then again, Derm has surely passed 10k by now..)

I posted the 5000th reply. I'm biding my time for 10k.

Quote from: Dermonster on August 05, 2012, 01:04:49 pm
We already have a unified system. It's just the basic D6.

What you're all doing is extending it. There's no need to really make a standard when there already is one and people just modify it anyway to suit their needs.

5k get

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Only you can prevent cave fires
« on: January 29, 2017, 12:12:17 am »
"... Shouldn't all of you be trying to loot the slime cores we need to get paid with? They're still buried under a lot of fire."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Only you can prevent cave fires
« on: January 28, 2017, 10:55:09 pm »
Chronus kneels down next to Asa and starts talking, quietly.

"Hm. Seems you won't be dying today after all. Or maybe you will, you're looking rather unwell there. Now, I could heal you and bring you back from the brink, but it seems to me you've been remarkably useless in this venture. Not only did you fail to listen to my warnings, you actively endangered those around you. I'm not very fond of that. I'm also not fond of investments that won't pay out. I've already spent resources on you, and I abhor the fact that you will likely recieve payment for your performance. So, here's the deal. I will cast a spell on you. You will accept the terms of the spell. In exchange, I will heal you again, and you can continue to do whatever you like.

Chronus shrugs.

"Or decline and possibly die on the way back. Shock, infection, take your pick. So, deal? Blink once for yes, twice for no."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 28, 2017, 10:18:12 pm »
"Aha! Marcus recognizes this."

"You do? What does it-"

"It is call to adventure! Marcus was waiting for this! Quickly, grab your armor, the world awaits!"

"What the hell do you- and there he goes. What's in the envelope?"

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Don't Play With Fire, Adventurers
« on: January 27, 2017, 11:04:12 pm »
"Right, now that we aren't in imminent danger of fire, who want's to be a live health sack for this idiot? It will hurt, but she'll live while we get the fire off. Jase, go see about putting out the rest of the flames. I suggest dirt, water would just make it flare up."

Make a wild pact between a volunteer and Asa so Asa is not further harmed. Success or no, attempt to put out the fire with rags. Then make with the healing.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Become a Hero: Don't Play With Fire, Adventurers
« on: January 27, 2017, 10:50:38 pm »
inb4 retcon

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:08:50 pm »
I see!

Well then.

Alanna practices her marksmanship, preferably in such a manner that doesn't deplete our ammo, and Marcus recoveres from his injuries fully. If another action doesn't impede that, he works out because Marcus does not skip leg day.


Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 26, 2017, 01:12:33 pm »
Um. I guess Marcus goes to check the job board or equivalent personage and Alanna attempts to wrest the cooking equipment from Beethro and start on some semblence of Dinner. It is around that time? Or is it still lunch vicinity?

I get a kind of mental roadblock during periods of downtime and don't know what to do. I want to go do the 'week long rest' for full strength and get on the next job but I guess that's not available as an action until everyone does it simultaneously. :v

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 25, 2017, 01:19:58 am »
"Marcus thinks maybe a few more guild jobs before we set off into the unknown! We have the gear, but now we need a money surplus for traveling. Marcus once went three weeks without proper toiletries. Had to make use of local plants! Haha, Marcus is very resourceful! And bad at identifying poison ivy. Was dark time."

"... ew."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 24, 2017, 05:36:38 pm »
"Ah, it seems things have calmed down maybe. See? Best solution is sometimes let things work themselves out."

"Someone could have gotten seriously injured."

"Ah, but there is positive. We would have gotten their share."

"That's kind of heartless, isn't it?"

"Bah, we have only done one mission togather. Fire forged bonds take more than just one wizard. Four wizards maybe."

"Hm."

"Also, Marcus has just remembered that he was greviously injured. Marcus will now colla-"

"Ah! Not on me, in the bed! Ugh! I'm going to have to lug your heavy ass upstairs aren't I?"

Seems like it's time for the 'time skip rest' because I can't think of anything else to do.

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