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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 23, 2017, 06:21:40 pm »
"Haha! I accept this donation of cold hard cash with dignity and grace~"

"Excellent! My fellows, tonight is the first of many successful nights! Now, let us reap the rewards of our efforts! I am thinking... I need to get something for long range.

"No shit."

"Oi! Marcus would have cleft him in twain!"

"Riiight after they shot your ass three or four times."

"Such cheek."

Shopping triiiip!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"What are all these... tools?"

"Might come in handy."

"I suppose. But now we have no money."

"Much better armed now, though. Got food for a while too. I think I'll take up cooking. Might be nice to eat something that doesn't taste like ass again."

"Ah! Just like your mother. *Sniff* I look forward to the results of your efforts! Haha! Come now, it has been a long day. Let us meet back with the others. Perhaps we will have a new job tomorrow!"

"Hell yeah! Can't wait to kick some wizard asses again."

"That's my girl!"

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)


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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 23, 2017, 03:17:30 pm »
"... Do your summons even understand the concept of money? I don't think they'd care."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 23, 2017, 03:01:53 pm »
"Huzzah! Funds! Marcus's worries are draining into the void!"

"I get a share of that too, yeah?"

"Of course! Now, let's go see what we can buy!"

Shopping trip! I uh. Don't know how much money I have to work with. Why do we have to keep track of our own inventory again?

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

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"First my patient goes and falls unconcious in an active battle zone and now I'm reduced to a fire extiguisher. Yeah. Fantastic."

Withering blast. Stop the damn fire. I'm getting paid, damn it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 22, 2017, 06:03:29 pm »
"You are making song? Is not right! You must regale the tale at a tavern! Song is only good if another makes it. Songs people make about themselves, Marcus thinks that is egotistic."

"Says the guy who's so full of himself."

"You wound me! Is confidence! Now, let's see about getting paid."

"I better get my share."

We're off to see the mayor, the wonderful mayor of money.



Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 21, 2017, 12:05:11 am »
"Alriiight, time to hit the road!"

"Marcus wonders how much wizards head weighs compared to silver. Divided so many ways... Hurm."

"Yeah, good point. Yo magic man, do you think you could hollow out his skull and fill it with lead or something?"

Townward ho!


Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: the wariors of oric the cool
« on: January 20, 2017, 09:52:44 pm »
Trying too hard to be shitty, commentors :V

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: the wariors of oric the cool
« on: January 20, 2017, 09:14:05 pm »
Answer both but put it in a conference call and don't say anything.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Ashwood Cross
« on: January 20, 2017, 09:06:48 pm »
You require morphine!

Also text gets all fucked up in dreams. It's a thing I know about!

Check a clock. Those are weird too.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: the wariors of oric the cool
« on: January 19, 2017, 11:21:23 am »
Insert a spade in the empty box where boss meets boss.

Boss: Fall into a self loathing depression spiral

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"So what have we learned?"

Head further in. Withering blast some damn slimes once they get away from the fire.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: the wariors of oric the cool
« on: January 18, 2017, 10:41:55 pm »
Sweet talk the stat bar

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 18, 2017, 08:51:48 pm »
"All I'm saying is that 'A wizards staff has a knob on the end' is a classic of the form-"

"Who even taught you that one? I WILL WRING THEIR NECK FOR SPOUTING SUCH FILTH TO YOUR EARS!"

"I can see you trying not to laugh."

"LIES!"

Uh. Rest... up? I don't know whats going on.

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 18, 2017, 12:26:38 pm »

:(
Don't worry derm, this system isn't about restricting you from doing stupid shit, just about stopping you from utterly breaking the game and doing some sort of gray goo scenario with wizard skeletons.

It's about us all doing stupid magic against people also doing stupid magic and exploding into gibs.

Now, if you want something REALLY stupid, I'll run a game of TIME WIZARDS where you can eat the sun.

 :D

It really says something that I almost already did that in a RTD about songs. Sadly the author stopped updating the very turn I was going to do it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: WIZARDS!: One wizard down.
« on: January 18, 2017, 11:08:12 am »
 :(

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