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But we could just smash the door down and avoid the excess usage of bullets. Also, what happens if you roll a [1] whilst holding a gun in a closed environment?

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Does that work? I'm pretty sure that a door with holes in it is still pretty hard to get through.

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Well, the reason I didn't do anything about the bomb was that von Gruber probably didn't yell loud enough for me to hear him about his bomb. More on topic, I wonder if I should just keep drinking tea...

Excuse myself from the Germans discussing Elk to prevent self from making even more mistakes, and tap the door four times with my walking bat stick, once in each corner, and have it magically open. If that doesn't work, which it might, you never know, ask the Germans assistance in knocking it down.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part Three
« on: September 18, 2011, 04:50:33 pm »
Chapter Two, Part Three

“He is doing das bluffing! Men, get them! You English pigdogs Englishers, you may stop me, but you vill not stop the bomb on the train! You will not get to Geneva alive! Ahahahah!”


I'll admit that he could also be bluffing, though.

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My, my. What amazing luck on the roof mixed with some quite awful performances inside.

Help "G" up, wait for the Gentlemen on the roof to remember von Gruber's mentioning of A BOMB IN THE TRAIN and for them to tell me about that...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Civilization: Creating History
« on: September 17, 2011, 04:52:14 pm »
I would suggest finding a map of the surrounding terrain and wondering what 8 people are doing. No, I don't care that they're probably children. Also, because of the tiny amount of people in our "country" if you could even call it that, I think that we should simply make the military into more of a militia that farms most of the time, and picks up arms only when necessary, which probably won't be any time soon as 20 people not making much of a fuss won't really attract much attention. Unless we stop paying taxes.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part Four
« on: September 17, 2011, 08:42:50 am »
Become confused at the continental Europeans' mentions of elk as there are no real elk in Europe, only rather large moose called as such. Realize what they mean, and regale them with stories of the similar, but superior real elk from America.

Only now do I notice,

Hope they speak English.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part Three
« on: September 16, 2011, 02:58:19 pm »
Get up, hopefully with grace after my dazing, and stand behind "G" with walking bat stick in hand in a menacing fashion. If they insist on taking Poland attacking, wait until Pearl Harbor, remember the time period do as Americans do and join in the battle at a crucial time.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part Two
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:00:34 pm »
We all know what happens when you appease Germans. Only conflict will stop them!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Firestarter
« on: September 15, 2011, 04:43:12 pm »
C and B

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part Two
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:56:56 pm »
What a shame. Mystery will have to wait, now is the time for battle!

Peek out the door for nasty Germans on the other side, then run out and cave in some skulls (or shins if I really have the cricketing bug). Pay attention if they're just standing there, though, and don't fight them if they've surrendered.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two, Part One
« on: September 14, 2011, 02:50:54 pm »
Good time to have rather loud bagpipes, no? Er, I mean, "Non?" Better get into French now, before it's too late.

Blow on bagpipes to rouse any assistance that is still sleeping after the commotion, then grab my Walking Bat Stick and prepare for battle.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter Two: The Grand Tour
« on: September 13, 2011, 04:23:33 pm »
As we all know, Americans have an instinctive knowledge of French. Right? Also, it's too bad that it would be caddish to loudly play bagpipes, which I somehow were given at the departed's wedding, in the middle of London or else we'd find out about its effects now.

Attempt to purchase an English-French dictionary on the way to Waterloo Station. Take one final cup of tea near Waterloo Station whilst waiting forlornly for the train that is to bring me away from easily accessible good tea.

Why must I sacrifice so much in the pursuit of gentlemanliness for Crown and Country?!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter One, Afterword
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:46:02 pm »
Look for a new hat, pay respects to Wallace, go to Link's party and try to get an appointment with WG Grace to get some advice on my very violent cricketing tendencies.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be a Gentleman Spy - Chapter One Part Fourteen
« on: September 11, 2011, 08:48:39 pm »
3 - It could just work.

Oh well, I was kind of hoping for something else...

Something more... exploding... ;)

But then I would probably have had to send at least one waiting list related PM.

I know a hint when I see one, and I also know that the All-England Club hasn't gotten a mention yet.

Find another rock, and serve it sky high at the zeppelin, whilst hoping that I don't double fault (even though this is the first serve). Don't forget to say the score. Also, still pick up my top hat.

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