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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 6: The reward is obviously not worth it.
« on: April 12, 2011, 07:42:22 am »
No, More like :
500% Chaotic EVERYTHING
500% Chaotic EVERYTHING
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 9, You got to da choppa)
« on: April 12, 2011, 07:41:49 am »
Shoot my Wepon at Zawmbie 2
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 12 : Prepare for the upcoming fight
« on: April 12, 2011, 07:12:43 am »
Turn 13
TolyK get's his face splattered on Nikolai's plane, Entire Air support is destroyed
Well, i am pretty sure your weapon is already ready
Hanging from one hand, you sight your Rifle on the nazi [5] And shoot him in the face....or was it back of his face? whatever
[2]While Putting your Rifle back into your Inventory, you accidentally slip up and are now barely hanging on the ledge, if Amilie doesn't pull you up, you might fall
[5]You shoot at the Nazi with your BAR [2] It doesn't do any damage, but hey, he's got distracted and soon shot in the back of the head by Walter
[1]You hear the Loud and distinct sound of a Alarm...................shit
They are alri- Wait, is that a Alarm?
Nikolai dives and you attempt to jump onto his plane [1] but instead, you hit the wing and subsequently get cut into half
Meanwhile, [2][1][5] a Bunch of bullets start flying at him, Cardarvascar is hit several times [1] But doesn't receive any damage at all, Critical and Luft dives on him and destroys his Plane
THE ALARM HAS BEEN TRIGGERED
Hel'sing has set off the alarm, i suggest you run while you can, there is a hiding spot on the rooftop where Amilie is
ALARM LEVEL 1
You Smash the Trigger [5]The Door Explodes, and so does a large section of the back wall, but this ain't going to fool anyone now that the Alarm has been hit into high operation
With all the force you can muster, you punch Hel'sing in the head [6] It Knocks him out, don't think he's going to stand up and screw anything again........or is it?
Also, you might think that i hate people that screw things up, but no :
Unknown Soldier 1 is actually a Secret player, Said secret player Posts discussion and actions on FGROOC, on a hidden Thread, showed him the entire turn before posting it here(PM if you feel that you do not want to be revealed, Hidden guy)
TolyK get's his face splattered on Nikolai's plane, Entire Air support is destroyed
Prepare to fire on the Nazis
Well, i am pretty sure your weapon is already ready
Walter, still hanging from one hand, removed his rifle and sighted along it with his free hand. He would just shoot this overly curious nazi down and then finish climbing up.
Hanging from one hand, you sight your Rifle on the nazi [5] And shoot him in the face....or was it back of his face? whatever
[2]While Putting your Rifle back into your Inventory, you accidentally slip up and are now barely hanging on the ledge, if Amilie doesn't pull you up, you might fall
Unload on the nazi's with the BAR
[5]You shoot at the Nazi with your BAR [2] It doesn't do any damage, but hey, he's got distracted and soon shot in the back of the head by Walter
[1]You hear the Loud and distinct sound of a Alarm...................shit
Check on my teammates progress and if the nazi isn't dead then i bum rush him from behind while he is distracted!
They are alri- Wait, is that a Alarm?
In an insane maneuver, Nikolai picks me up from mid-air. He pilots in evasive maneuvers while I man the guns.
Nikolai dives and you attempt to jump onto his plane [1] but instead, you hit the wing and subsequently get cut into half
Meanwhile, [2][1][5] a Bunch of bullets start flying at him, Cardarvascar is hit several times [1] But doesn't receive any damage at all, Critical and Luft dives on him and destroys his Plane
THE ALARM HAS BEEN TRIGGERED
Hel'sing has set off the alarm, i suggest you run while you can, there is a hiding spot on the rooftop where Amilie is
ALARM LEVEL 1
Quote from: Unknown Soldier 1
SHIT!, Trigger the explosives
Oh, and punch out Hel'sing, just...knock him out for the rest of the mission so that he doesn't fuck up the operation
You Smash the Trigger [5]The Door Explodes, and so does a large section of the back wall, but this ain't going to fool anyone now that the Alarm has been hit into high operation
With all the force you can muster, you punch Hel'sing in the head [6] It Knocks him out, don't think he's going to stand up and screw anything again........or is it?
Spoiler: Amilie (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Walter (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Leon Dervile (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Van Hel'sing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unknown Soldier 1 (click to show/hide)
Also, you might think that i hate people that screw things up, but no :
Unknown Soldier 1 is actually a Secret player, Said secret player Posts discussion and actions on FGROOC, on a hidden Thread, showed him the entire turn before posting it here(PM if you feel that you do not want to be revealed, Hidden guy)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 6: The reward is obviously not worth it.
« on: April 12, 2011, 07:06:52 am »
Okay, so :
500% Totally goddamn insane
500% Totally goddamn insane
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 6: The reward is obviously not worth it.
« on: April 12, 2011, 06:50:56 am »
How about :
9001% Insane
Yes?
9001% Insane
Yes?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Xenomorphs - Fight for survival(Blah blah blah another RTD blah blah blah)
« on: April 12, 2011, 04:43:06 am »
Turn 1
You walk into the Med Bay [5] And Spot some Bandages, you grab them and apply it to your wounded hand [2]That is, if you know how to do it, you've worsened the wound, great job(Right hand is now Critically wounded, fix that shit up or you might not be able to use it anymore)
Going to the drivers seat, you press random buttons and hope that the vehicle goes right [6] And get them right, this button over here turns left, that button goes right, and this lever controls speed(Basic knowledge of Human vehicles gained)
You hang around in the Crew quarters
You poke around in the armory [2] and find nothing useful that would help you, there's a whole bunch of guns and stuff that throws some streamlined thing with fire coming out of it's other end and exploding on impact
(I don't know what you mean, so i'll go by what i THINK you are saying)You walk into the Armory [5] And spot some Assault rifles of human design, you also spot some Barrels attached to some sort of cup-shaped object with a trigger, kind of looks like Taric's Gauss MG's
You grab a weapon from the armory [2] Human weapon, piece of shit, you don't even know how to use this thing or what it is, so you toss it back into the armory
Go to the medbay and see if I can find anything to fix up my hand.
You walk into the Med Bay [5] And Spot some Bandages, you grab them and apply it to your wounded hand [2]That is, if you know how to do it, you've worsened the wound, great job(Right hand is now Critically wounded, fix that shit up or you might not be able to use it anymore)
Attempt to steer teh vehicle to the right
Going to the drivers seat, you press random buttons and hope that the vehicle goes right [6] And get them right, this button over here turns left, that button goes right, and this lever controls speed(Basic knowledge of Human vehicles gained)
Wait for contact.
You hang around in the Crew quarters
Check the armory bay for anything useful
You poke around in the armory [2] and find nothing useful that would help you, there's a whole bunch of guns and stuff that throws some streamlined thing with fire coming out of it's other end and exploding on impact
Check for avaliable options for the weapon slot!
(I don't know what you mean, so i'll go by what i THINK you are saying)You walk into the Armory [5] And spot some Assault rifles of human design, you also spot some Barrels attached to some sort of cup-shaped object with a trigger, kind of looks like Taric's Gauss MG's
Find a weapon to grab with mah tentacles
You grab a weapon from the armory [2] Human weapon, piece of shit, you don't even know how to use this thing or what it is, so you toss it back into the armory
Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Asimuth (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ventus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shurelia (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cthu (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Raiza (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 8, Gotta shoot em in the head)
« on: April 12, 2011, 01:44:52 am »
Get onto the car and shoot my M4A1 at the zombie goasts
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 12 : Prepare for the upcoming fight
« on: April 12, 2011, 01:25:31 am »
You are currently a Captured Prisoner in the Camp
Figure
Figure
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Roll To Dodge / Re: CvRTD: Turn 51 [In which there are many items collected]
« on: April 11, 2011, 09:00:07 am »
Head towards the sound of a sword being pulled from it's sheath
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 1(Turn 2 - RED does some Terrible terrible damage)
« on: April 11, 2011, 08:50:20 am »
It might be wise to watch Raikujo's "The Vicious Cycle of 2fort", thats where i got this idea from, it is also frighteningly fits
You Charge at Gatleos [6] And do 3 damage to him, don't think you'll ave to bash him, tho
After saying some catchy quote, you summon and throw Jarate at the zombie [5]Soaking him in that Mini-critting piss
[2]The boot completely misses the zombie
You are already dead, scumbag
You fire [1][5] Aiming for Gatleos, you blow his goddamn head off, 3 damage
You shoot at zombie Trollan [5+1]Critting him to hell, 3 damage
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red team has won the Match!
Next map : Dust Field - There are nothing in this map, no walls, no bridges, only miles of sand
Oh, and the other team at the other side of the map, You may use Vehicles on this map
PLAYERS :
RED team :
1.Cheese
2.wolfchild
3.Exkirby
4.Taricus
5.FuzzyZergling
6.NightS(It was a hard decision, considering both Krath and NightS killed none, but still, NightS survived the match)
BLUE team :
1.HighEndNoob
2.Trollan
3.Gatleos
4.adwarf
5.cerapa
6.DinosaurusRex_x
I actually just threw random people into Blue team, considering nobody scored a kill
and so :
Match 2 Begins!
Charge Gatleous with my horns, then bludgeon him with HmH's Spine
You Charge at Gatleos [6] And do 3 damage to him, don't think you'll ave to bash him, tho
DOMINATION LINE!
"Oh my word, you've been shot. You didn't happen to see the hansome rogue who did that to ya, did you?"
Summon, and proceed to throw, a Jar of Jarate at the Zombie. Follow up with some snipin'.
After saying some catchy quote, you summon and throw Jarate at the zombie [5]Soaking him in that Mini-critting piss
LEMME DO SOMETHING! Throw trollan a boot (to the head) (the boot is made of iridium)
[2]The boot completely misses the zombie
REGROW MY LIMBS
You are already dead, scumbag
Start shooting.
You fire [1][5] Aiming for Gatleos, you blow his goddamn head off, 3 damage
Fire at Zombie Trollan, make sure to aim for the head.
You shoot at zombie Trollan [5+1]Critting him to hell, 3 damage
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red team has won the Match!
Next map : Dust Field - There are nothing in this map, no walls, no bridges, only miles of sand
Oh, and the other team at the other side of the map, You may use Vehicles on this map
PLAYERS :
RED team :
1.Cheese
2.wolfchild
3.Exkirby
4.Taricus
5.FuzzyZergling
6.NightS(It was a hard decision, considering both Krath and NightS killed none, but still, NightS survived the match)
BLUE team :
1.HighEndNoob
2.Trollan
3.Gatleos
4.adwarf
5.cerapa
6.DinosaurusRex_x
I actually just threw random people into Blue team, considering nobody scored a kill
and so :
Match 2 Begins!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 6: The reward is obviously not worth it.
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:46:31 am »
No, storing all that chaos inside me isn't going to work
AND NEITHER IS GATHERING EVERY SINGLE CHAOS WHILE NEAR ME
AND NEITHER IS GATHERING EVERY SINGLE CHAOS WHILE NEAR ME
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mass Effect the fourth: Gunning the galaxy. Full. Bone legion.
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:44:56 am »
Goddamnit, Tomas
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 6: The reward is obviously not worth it.
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:43:24 am »
Removing Chaos radiation from every single square meter of this whole country, that's insane
As you explode into a cloud of chaos
As you explode into a cloud of chaos
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Xenomorphs - Fight for survival(Blah blah blah another RTD blah blah blah)
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:28:02 am »dont kill me.
I will kill you
By Introducing a Human Character in Shitty surfers called TolyK
and arming him with stones
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 11, 2011, 04:34:50 am »
Granted, but once you focus on one task, you can never focus on anything else
I wish that The Zerg Exists
I wish that The Zerg Exists