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« on: January 17, 2010, 01:38:22 am »
CHAPTER 2 : frigging elves
as they approached the forest , weapons and shields up , zetrix said : "right , men , we are ambushing and picking them off one by one , instead of nine vs 1000 style , any giant groups , the anti-elf bomb can do it."
they all nodded and agreed , and stayed low to prevent getting seen , before Zorsto Pointed to a Tree and said : " theres one big tree over there , what about we hide in it?"
"i don't think so , we are clearly visible in trees" zetrix spoke up
"you notice its large?" spoke up one of the members "joseph"
"whatever , lets just hide in there" , then , the team hid in the large tree , after five minutes zetrix spotted the druid with two elves going below their tree , Silhouette dropped from the tree and turned one of the elves into tooth paste , the other elf tried to grab his wooden sword , but was stopped in his tracks by zetrix's stray bolt , the rest then came out of the tree and surrounded the druid.
"go back to your stupid main forest and stop terroising the world , you dumbass" insulted zorsto
"bu-bu-but ... i am onl-onl-only con-control thi-this fo-fore-forest!" the druid said
"but we don't care , either" said screncist who then proceeded to gouge the druid's eyes out , then break all his limbs
suddenly , a loud scream came up the north , followed by hundreds of elves rushing , xertia just threw the anti-elf bomb , but what they did not realise , is that there are more elves from the south , and the north is blocked with thousands of trees , and so are east and west
"We are Screwed!" screncist Screamed
then , zetrix screamed back "not yet! theres only a hundred of them , and this elf has lots of wooden bolts , which i can use to poke out the eyes of some of the elves and kill a few of them , and i have 100 iron bolts , anyway"
"Yes! More Elf Killing!" Silhouette said and smashed a elf , causing limbs and blood flying everywhere and causing terror through the ranks of the elven army
"whatever" zetrix said and shot a elf right in the brains
"i don't ussaly kill more of this guys" joseph added in the tune while slicing elves into halves
"lets have a competiton , how many guts and limbs can we cause flying everywhere?" xertia asked
" a total of 1000 , i am a lashar!" replied zorsto
" look at you , i mean , look at you , you , suck!" Silhouette yelled at the elves
when the elves were cleared , the team counted their kills :
Silhouette : 42
Joseph : 20
zorsto : 15(gutted all the elf he killed)
xertia : 1023(remember that anti-elf bomb? its counted)
zetrix : 25(-10 for hiding behind everyone and shooting)
screncist : 1(druid only)
the rest did not kill anyone , but just watched the six kill the elves , when they went back to the throne of the king and reported the elves dead , he gave xertia a masterpiece adamatine long sword to replace her short sword , replenished zetrix's stack of bolts with 500 bolts , gave Silhouette a great adamatine hammer , and zorsto a scrouge , plus a big hammer to joseph , and handed everyone a short steel sword with a holster as a backup weapon incase of any stuck-ins(or for fast kills , zorsto almost died because he took ten rounds to kill an elf)
"and now" the king added " to celebrate the death of the nearby elves!
then , they and 500 others went in the meeting hall , where the king told everybody what happened , then , they cheered , and celebrated...
then they got drunk all day , south to north , east to west
EDIT : fixed some errors