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when will i be mentioned in teh story? thx

wat? i only currently have mircoline , limestone , schist , sand , and wood

hes inside it , armok smashed him with so much microline it stuck to him

you are sure to get teleported , or maybe you ain't dead yet and waiting for me to extract all that mircoline stuck on you

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS HOG THE MIRCOLINE MONSTER AND WAIT FOR HIM TO THROW ALL HIS MIRCOLINE AT YOU
oh well , off to take all that mircoline away , and see tradan in hospital

CHAPTER 2 : frigging elves

as they approached the forest , weapons and shields up , zetrix said : "right , men , we are ambushing and picking them off one by one , instead of nine vs 1000 style , any giant groups , the anti-elf bomb can do it."
they all nodded and agreed , and stayed low to prevent getting seen , before Zorsto Pointed to a Tree and said : " theres one big tree over there , what about we hide in it?"
"i don't think so , we are clearly visible in trees" zetrix spoke up
"you notice its large?" spoke up one of the members "joseph"
"whatever , lets just hide in there" , then , the team hid in the large tree ,  after five minutes zetrix spotted the druid with two elves going below their tree , Silhouette dropped from the tree and turned one of the elves into tooth paste , the other elf tried to grab his wooden sword , but was stopped in his tracks by zetrix's stray bolt  , the rest then came out of the tree and surrounded the druid.
"go back to your stupid main forest and stop terroising the world , you dumbass" insulted zorsto
"bu-bu-but ... i am onl-onl-only con-control thi-this fo-fore-forest!" the druid said
"but we don't care , either" said screncist who then proceeded to gouge the druid's eyes out , then break all his limbs
suddenly , a loud scream came up the north , followed by hundreds of elves rushing , xertia just threw the anti-elf bomb , but what they did not realise , is that there are more elves from the south , and the north is blocked with thousands of trees , and so are east and west
"We are Screwed!" screncist Screamed
then , zetrix screamed back "not yet! theres only a hundred of them , and this elf has lots of wooden bolts , which i can use to poke out the eyes of some of the elves and kill a few of them , and i have 100 iron bolts , anyway"
"Yes! More Elf Killing!" Silhouette said and smashed a elf , causing limbs and blood flying everywhere and causing terror through the ranks of the elven army
"whatever" zetrix said and shot a elf right in the brains
"i don't ussaly kill more of this guys" joseph added in the tune while slicing elves into halves
"lets have a competiton , how many guts and limbs can we cause flying everywhere?" xertia asked
" a total of 1000 , i am a lashar!" replied zorsto
" look at you , i mean , look at you , you , suck!" Silhouette yelled at the elves
when the elves were cleared , the team counted their kills :
Silhouette : 42
Joseph : 20
zorsto : 15(gutted all the elf he killed)
xertia : 1023(remember that anti-elf bomb? its counted)
zetrix : 25(-10 for hiding behind everyone and shooting)
screncist : 1(druid only)
the rest did not kill anyone , but just watched the six kill the elves , when they went back to the throne of the king and reported the elves dead , he gave xertia a masterpiece adamatine long sword to replace her short sword , replenished zetrix's stack of bolts with 500 bolts , gave Silhouette a great adamatine hammer , and zorsto a scrouge , plus a big hammer to joseph , and handed everyone a short steel sword with a holster as a backup weapon incase of any stuck-ins(or for fast kills , zorsto almost died because he  took ten rounds to kill an elf)
"and now" the king added " to celebrate the death of the nearby elves!
then , they and 500 others went in the meeting hall , where the king told everybody what happened , then , they cheered , and celebrated...
then they got drunk all day , south to north , east to west


EDIT : fixed some errors

ehh , whatever , the next time the monster fights someone , throw me in the arena too , will ya?

i added you two in....
i just started the second chapter