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Shoot moar

Shoot WHAT?

also, Supply Depots are basically Restocking buildings, if you enter a Friendly Supply depot, your Health and Ammo are instantly restocked, and if you blast open a Nazi supply depot, you can heal up and restock on ammo to a certain degree depending on the damage done to it's contents during the initial blast

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uhhh, may i get back into this Hell Hole Fortress of Madness and insanity and chaos and lunacy and hell and......and.....and death?


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It's your Lucky day, Mr Irony, it seems that Talarion has stupidly led Wolverines into a corner

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 7 : No comments
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:38:26 am »
Turn 8

"Drive for the entrance! I'll stay here with some of the others and blow this place to hell." Jump off and fire at the germans!

[5]Jumping off the Vulture, you fire [6][6][6][6][6]ONE bullet, It pierces through a German, Decapitates another, blasts the poor asshole behind him in half, flies through the brain of another, and turns the final guy into grated cheeze

Holy Shit, here, have two Skill points and a GM-Gifted Plane with the bonus capability to parachute Soldiers that are created from Cloning tubes, don't point that gun at me

Walter ejected the clip from his rifle and slammed in a new one while the first was still falling. His radio was buzzing with chatter - with a Russian accent, oddly - and he listened to it for a moment. "I'm not quite sure the area is safe for planes, chap, but we've evacuated the prisoner. If you would be so kind as to drop your bombs on this installation perhaps?" He looked through his scope for another likely target, aiming for heart this time just to stay in practice.

I assume I have a radio anyway. ^^

[5]You reload your rifle [auto-fail]But you can't exactly see any targets to shoot, considering Leon Dervile just scared everybody away

do a solo gunning and bombing run.

[5]Dropping your bombs on the Installation [4]You do a shit-ton of hits [4][5][4][6][4][5][6] The Prison Is hit three times, each does enough damage to down the damn thing, sucks to be the prisoners inside, the Oil rig is hit two times, one bomb causes enough damage to down it, say goodbye to your fuel, Nazi bastards, the last two bombs blow open the Supply depot,[5] but doesn't damage it's contents

Clear my gun jam with panache

[auto-fail]Gun jams are resolved on that turn the gun-jam happened, so no need to do that

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Mission End

Laps : Well, it wasn't that hard now, was it?

Laps : Say Goodbye to your former lives in the Resistance, you are now in the Elite forces of the French

Laps : I've just contracted Larc thanks to Resic's Excellence in radio, so he's cleared you for the FTF 414

Laps : You know, for the World's smallest and rag-tag squad, we did a shitton of damage, i mean, just look at tha-

Resic : GERMAN AIRPLANE! GET THE FUCK DOWN!

A German Stuka Plane swoops down, their "Trumpets of Jericho" blaring, their Machine guns start bursting out the Bullets, Resic and the Rest of the squad Easily ducks under cover, but Laps, being Older and thus having less reflexes, is shot and hit, and subsequently hit by a Bomb

Resic : Oh, hell, well, sucks to be him anyway, i actually got a order to shoot him, don't know, but Larc said something about Betraying us by handing over information on a Small resistance hideout or something, by the way, have your gun back, Guy who opened the prison door

With that, Resic hands Leon back his MP40

Resic : And...uhh, we have some missions

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missions, Don't ask me :

Combat Chain : Shootout - a small squad of Germans have established a Small camp that happened to be near the Main resistance Base, we cannot have such a camp so close to Head quarters, go in there, kill shit, and get out

Revolution Chain : War Crimes in a Box - Scouts Have located a Small box containing the Atrocities of the German army, it's supposedly created by a Rogue Nazi, but like hell we care, grab the box, get the hell out, and you'll get your pay, and we'll get information to get the French citizenry spurred up

Terror Chain : Airport Masscare - A Airport have been recently built by the Germans, it's ment for it's citizens to come and "Admire" the "Landscape" of "Their Sister Country", as we are not that fucking stupid, you are to go in there and shoot the shit out of everything in sight, contains mostly unarmed targets, so you don't have to worry about counterattacks much

Capture Chain - There is a small outpost just east of a large cluster of important targets, the Small outpost is, barely guarded, as most of the guards are in the more bigger outposts, capture it, and we might consider making it your base of operations

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"Uhhh..shit"

Go south

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My Temp forts are mostly for disposing of the Immigrants that just had to arrive so goddamn early, but yeah, it does work, just watch out for wildlife

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Turn 4

use healing plants.

You use to healing plants to heal

Attack the blue alien's eyes...hope I get lucky.

[5]Aiming for the Blue Alien's eye [6] You somehow decapitate him

Well, holy shit

stack the plants in the house

You store the plants in the house for later use

find some ammo, then help with the big alien by shooting it or smashing it with the metal rod.

[5] You find 12 Bullets, but even then, you are going to need to fix the pistol first....

Find a energy based weapon to attach to my arm.

[Auto-fail]Areas contain their own unique scavengable items and shit, and the starting area doesn't contain energy weapons or anything useful

Spoiler: Enigma (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Specimen 5 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rarbor (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bdthemag Bot-183 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Trol Lan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Party Cache (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Pickable Items (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Hermit House (click to show/hide)


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Prepare for any fights

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Netland VII
« on: March 31, 2011, 01:28:01 am »

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I look forward to the day you accidentally make yourself feel like a centerfold that's being fondled by... yourself. Huh.

Please do this

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DF Modding / Re: Request: Naga Sprites
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:11:30 am »
FISHING WITH BEARDS MAKES SENSE

Urist McZeSpy has issued a Mandate : Toss Ultimuh in Magma

That aside, Good work, Looks alittle strange, but whatever

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Roll To Dodge / Re: World of Myth RTD Turn 0
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:04:24 am »
I think you mean 3 more Analysis

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Roll To Dodge / Re: World of Myth RTD Turn 0
« on: March 30, 2011, 08:53:25 am »
You seem to have caught the reference

Wait

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Hit-and-run

Yeah, i get it

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Kite and blast?

That's assuming Magic/Range can go beyond the caster's square

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