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1000 is low. I don't tolerate lower than 1500 and usually make around 1700 flat with basic armor or 1600 fully decked.  Beware of bolts en mass as they are heavy.

Trust me on my word , Your preference for speed will lead to your downfall quick

Look at your Ally's equipment , he might be lugging about a Crutch

Well , the Hopper mines do Hop towards you while you are not looking , so just set them to a veeeeerrrryyyy sllllloooooooowwww speed

Fool people into thinking a Nuclear Detonation happened

WWYDI you were a one-eyed, bomb lobbin', cactus eatin', pot-bellied-punk, bloody, fat, jigglin', whoppin', big, backstabbin', lard-armed, creepy, spastic little, bloody, blind eyed, precious little, twitchy, pickle-headed, rocket hoppin', pod, potato hoppin', phony, two-faced, filthy, mutant bastard?

I don't want to be cruel to the unlucky who is unneeded so in my current fort I'll stick with atom smasher: no pain, no fear, no evidence.
I'm still looking forwards the day when Toady will implement green cards though.

what is this? a Girl playing DF? Man the fuck up and get proper execution chambers , Painless death's no fun to watch and Not even worth causing

Only dwaves can become ghosts

I normally set all useless migrants to mining and give them the suicidal Mining tasks , anyone that survives the suicide mining gets Promoted to Cannon fodder , And if they survive their Cannon fodder-ing , they get promoted to Millita , and if they survive their Fifth battle , Actual Soldier , Survive their tenth battle , Give them a proper room , Fifteen battle survived , Millita leader , Survive their 20th battle , Squad leader , Survived their twenty-fifth battle , Squad leader of a better squad , Survive a 30th battle or singlehandedly kill off a whole siege , Resignation from Millitary and a "Badass" tied to their name (Millitary Type disposition)

Or , i would Throw useless migrants into The Slave chambers and tell them to churn up as many crafts as possible with minimal food and Only Water , If anyone Survives the mini-Tantrum spiral , Remove them from the chambers and Allow them to Use the fortress's Supplies , If they get legendary , They get to work in Proper Workshops but cannot slack off for more then ten real life minutes , if they do , Another body in the Execution chamber , Once the Masterwork crafts come out of the Workshop in Massive waves , Normal citizens (Economic Type disposition)

I suspects that the BLU's would siege

Or something , Goblins sieging RED in the 21's- wait , TF2 is set in the 20'th

Count me in , Snaggletooth , "Polite" , Lives in a camper and is Australian , Male , Job's a Hunter(Not a Crazed gunman) , Class Sniper(EVERYTHING IS ALL FROM TF2'S SNIPER INCLUDING THE NAME KTHXBAI)