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Messages - Kadzar

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4201
[Colorado]

We're in Colorado now. Didn't think we would make it. Somewhere back in Nebraska we picked up raiders. We noticed some bikes coming up behind for a few miles and then, suddenly, a whole pack of raiders rode in from the on-ramp ahead of us. So then Kelly rolls down the window, leans out, shoots, and hits three of them immediately, so now we've got a bit of a gap. So I gun it, I pushed that pedal all the way to the floor, and we make it past the impromptu motorcycle barricade.

Of course, this is a family van, it's not made for speed, so we don't get much of a head start before the raiders have repositioned their bikes and they're gaining on us. Kelly kept them from getting past us, somehow. At one point, one was approaching from the driver-side; she told me to roll down my window; she laid the Garand across my arms and shot the guy right in the head. I think she took out about a dozen or more raiders before we reached the state line. Once we passed into Colorado, I noticed the raiders turning back for who knows what reason.

Anyway, we've stopped in a town, and we've noticed there are a lot of people here. Oddly enough, they don't seem to know anything about the Rapture. Everything seems normal here and, yet, somehow not.

4202
[Nebraska]

It's been a long night.

I loaded up my mom's van with my dad's guns and as much ammo as I could find, taking out an over-under shotgun for a main weapon and .38 Ruger for a side-arm. Perhaps the M1911 would be more suitable for dealing with zombies, but, from one of the couple of times I'd been on the range, I learned that that thing had more of a kick than you'd expect.

Anyway, I decided to head west to Disneyland, since that's where choobakka said he was headed and there should be other Bay 12ers in Southern California. I met a young woman, I think she said her name is Kelly, when I stopped for gas in Iowa. She was creeping around; she scared the shit out of me when I found her; I nearly blew her brains out. She told me her town was literally devoured, buildings and all, by giant man-faced locusts, and she asked to come with me. She seems a little bit loopy but otherwise alright, so I agreed and now we're in a motel somewhere a little bit past Lincoln and about to head out for the day.

4203
Well, I can't 100% be certain, but I suspect the scorpions can somehow cause me to go mad. Each passing wave it seems to get worse. I have to get out of here.

4204
The flying scorpions come in waves and pass overhead. I try to stay out of sight when they come, just to be safe.
Yeah, It'd probably take you a while to get here. I'm so lonely. I'm beginning to go mad. I've seen naught but zombies and raiders lately. Everything wants to kill me. How do I know you won't try to steal my ammo and cans of beans. So many beans. Why were there so many beans?

4205
[Wisconsin]

choobakka, why are you fighting zombies with a shovel; don't have a gun? I've got some to spare. They were my dad's, but I don't know where he and the rest of my family have gone. Anyway, if you find yourself anywhere around my neck of the woods, give a holler and identify yourself so I know you're not a raider. Seriously, I will shoot you on sight if you don't identify yourself.

4206
[Wisconsin]

Well, I'm safe for now, but humanity won't survive long if we're all spread out. We need some sort of rallying point. Actually, we need several rallying points; it would be mighty inconvenient for folks across the pond to get here and vice versa.

4207
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The day has passed.  Unfortunately, another undirected topic can't be kept indefinitely and must be the single casualty of this practice run on the End Times.
This thing that Toady said made me happy.
Yeah, it went out in a way that was okay. Plus it was undirected.
yeah, I'm sorta sorry I sucked it up at the end there though, If I had a chance I could have just had myself with the universe editor and reset everything back to normal for good closure. I have to say though the bit where BD opened up a hole to a naked me in my room was incredibly hilarious.
I thought the bit about my angel porn was entertaining ;)
But yeah, I was about ready to call it quits, good thread.
ggamer created a new one in Forum Games & Roleplaying, where the old one probably should have ended up.

4208
[Somewhere in Wisconsin]

Everything seems fine here, except for some storm clouds. I mean, they do seem rather dark and foreboding but, otherwise, everything seems fine.

Huh, the clouds seem to be moving quite fast.

Now that they're closer, I swear I can make out shapes in the clouds. It looks like- HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FLYING SCORPIONS WITH FACES OF MEN!

4209
I guess it's time to bring on the next apocalypse. What is that, the "OMFG I don't understand the Mayan calendar, we're all gonna die in 2012!!!!11!!" one?
For the moment.
I'm looking forward to 2017.

4210
General Discussion / Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« on: May 21, 2011, 10:49:10 pm »
Whether or not they have vagina dentata or soul-sucking abilities, you'll want to watch yourselves around those succubi. I'm not saying they're necessarily agents of Lucifer or the Anti-Christ, but succumbing to your baser instincts at a time like this could make you vulnerable to attack.

4211
Today I am, for the second time in my life, an uncle! And Celebrations were had all round!

There were some worries, as my little nephew was born six week premature, and that is a bit of a leap, but the doctors think he is going to be very healthy and strong, so we breathed with relief. Still, very happy today, and thinking of starting drinking.
Congratulations, my good sir.

4212
I learned today that I'm now an uncle and have a niece!

4213
Roommate playing DDO upon finding a chest: 'These things would be more interesting if occasionally chests would shoot a fireball at you when you opened it.' Roommate clicks on chest to open it. Roommate is immediately hit by a fireball from the chest and half a dozen creature spawn. :D
DDO is a fun game, though I eventually got so fed up with the lag I was getting that I uninstalled it.

4214
Other Games / Re: Stranded II - God damnit I need two more vines.
« on: May 13, 2011, 04:44:19 pm »
I've been playing the mod and map that Deon made for this. There are a ton of resources on the map, but he made lion-spawners pretty much impossible to destroy, so I'm building a wall of palisades around the spawner.

4215
I considering painting my scooter powder blue with a rainbow stripe down the middle.

thoughts?
Consider making it white with stars on the rainbow stripe.

Somebody's missing the point. :b
Yes, yes I am. What is the point?

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