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Play With Your Buddies / Re: XCOM: Long War - Best damn soldiers on the planet!
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:29:28 pm »
I'll take the guy.
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: XCOM: Long War - Best damn soldiers on the planet!
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:48:32 pm »
I'll take the sniper at the very bottom of the roster.
Name: Urist Imiknorris
Gender:
Nationality:
Appearance: I volunteer for Skittle Squad (is eye-searingly bright cyan an option?). Make me look ridiculous.
Preferred class:
Preferred weapon: When we get to gauss weapons, a Gauss Long Rifle. Until then, whatever works.
Preferred equipment: High-cap mags. Reaper rounds once they're available, until then I'm not picky.
Preferred tactics: Kill the robots first.
Upgrade path: Gunslinger, Precision Shot, Executioner, Sharpshooter, Lock N' Load, Mayhem
Name: Urist Imiknorris
Gender:
Nationality:
Appearance: I volunteer for Skittle Squad (is eye-searingly bright cyan an option?). Make me look ridiculous.
Preferred class:
Preferred weapon: When we get to gauss weapons, a Gauss Long Rifle. Until then, whatever works.
Preferred equipment: High-cap mags. Reaper rounds once they're available, until then I'm not picky.
Preferred tactics: Kill the robots first.
Upgrade path: Gunslinger, Precision Shot, Executioner, Sharpshooter, Lock N' Load, Mayhem
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:37:14 pm »
Don't trust cats. They're shady motherfuckers.
That said, you're not a horrible person, Caroline. You're a decent person surrounded by crappy people.
That said, you're not a horrible person, Caroline. You're a decent person surrounded by crappy people.
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Other Games / Re: Twitch plays pokemon!
« on: February 17, 2015, 07:59:17 pm »Yeah.
On the opposite side, a Thick Fat Dewgong gets sextuple resistance to Ice.
I thought that was 8x?
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Other Games / Re: Twitch plays pokemon!
« on: February 17, 2015, 05:13:04 pm »...why buff parasect, of all things?To make it suck less?
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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: February 17, 2015, 05:12:02 pm »
I prepared to clean out the Sunless Sea, both to get the guaranteed magic lamp and to train up my long sword skill for my shiny new Vorpal Blade. I look over the stash and find among the junk a scroll of enchant armor, a gray stone (not a loadstone, as I've ID'd those already), and an unidentified wand. Since I've ID'd all but the wands of cancellation and wishing, this must be cancellation (because there's no way I'd get wishing). That's a good thing, because I've got about 2400 bullets or so in a dozen different stacks that I want to enchant. I better engrave-test it just in case I forgot about another unID'd wand.
"You may wish for an object."
Well then.
(SLASH-EM)
"You may wish for an object."
Well then.
(SLASH-EM)
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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:53:48 pm »
One-Eyed Sam is dead, long live One-Eyed Sam. Giant shoggoths are goddamn amazing.
SLASH-EM
SLASH-EM
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 6: Regret]
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:37:29 pm »
Instrument and Climbing.
Not gonna let future incursions go unpunished.
Not gonna let future incursions go unpunished.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:06:14 pm »Want to play The Dark Trilogy, but I can't because the server's done some kind of derp resulting in me being kicked for a fatal exception every time I try to play on it. I can't find anything to occupy me for longer than 15 minutes, so I decide to go on EU IV. The game decides to teleport a 17 size army that stomps all over me. If the game's gonna cheat, I'm gonna cheat. Go to an old autosave, command in a load of money, buy a load of mercenaries to squish the teleporting army. Lolno, says the game before crashing.Play nethack.
EDIT: and, to make sure I have nothing to do, no youtube subscription uploads that I'm interested in, and Imgur is over capacity.
I'm having one of those days where it feels like everything is conspiring against me.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: February 10, 2015, 06:36:58 pm »
Killed by a mugger.
Killed by a kitten.
Killed by a dwarf.
Killed by a coyote.
Killed by a werejackal.
AND SO ON. Goddamn, do undead slayers suck early on.
Slash'em.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot my favorite one. Killed by a goblin with a wand of lightning on turn 31.
Killed by a kitten.
Killed by a dwarf.
Killed by a coyote.
Killed by a werejackal.
AND SO ON. Goddamn, do undead slayers suck early on.
Slash'em.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot my favorite one. Killed by a goblin with a wand of lightning on turn 31.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: February 08, 2015, 06:05:52 pm »
Well hello there Croesus, why don't you and your throne room monsters have a shitload of grenades that were oh so conveniently dropped by your soldiers.
SLASH'EM.
SLASH'EM.
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON LEAF GREEN
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:19:31 pm »
In the future, get Nidoking.
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Week 6: !]
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:12:04 pm »
Climb!
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Choose in Choice of Robots Chapter 5: The War Machine
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:13:43 am »
2.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:50:35 am »
1 soldier + 1 GWTB Blues grenade launcher + 50 or so molotov cocktails = something. The grenade launcher in question has a stupidly high amount of recoil, enough to send the user flying (and, if they're moving fast enough and shoot forward, kill the user instantly). Molotovs will detonate immediately upon the death of the unit carrying them, no matter how they died. Together, they let my soldier basically grenade jump around the whole map killing people, then if I see a chance to do some real damage (like a drop ship), or if something actually fights back, suicide bomb the enemy and cover a quarter of the map in fire.
Then I did that last bit in a tunnel right next to the enemy brain.
Then I did that last bit in a tunnel right next to the enemy brain.
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