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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« on: March 01, 2011, 04:07:42 pm »
That seems to be a goal. We slightly insane parts of people's brains don't like goals.

Yes but you see this is an insaneish goal so it fits with your part of the brain
No, not really.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Island survival
« on: March 01, 2011, 02:29:38 pm »
Hmm. Then i take one of the smaller rocks and a stick, and using a combination of mud and spit, glue them together into a pick.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Would You Rather...?
« on: March 01, 2011, 01:54:25 pm »
A. I'm a huge fan of nuts. Except those disgusting almonds.

Would you rather be trapped in Tetris, or imprisoned in Invaders from Space?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Island survival
« on: March 01, 2011, 01:47:25 pm »
Search for vines, and weave them between two relatively close to each other trees. Sleep in makeshift hammock for a bit.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Island survival
« on: March 01, 2011, 12:10:57 pm »
"Sir Regis XIII, royal blacksmith to the king of England, at your service.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Island survival
« on: March 01, 2011, 09:28:31 am »
*Notices Figg*

"Hail, good sir!"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Island survival
« on: March 01, 2011, 09:23:56 am »
Do we start with any tools?

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Battle-Mage?

Also, evil is a label that do-gooders oppress upon people who think differently.
...No, I'm pretty much pure evil. As well as Black Mage. And The Lich King. OH! There's also Wilfre. Wait what were we talking about?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Let's Count
« on: March 01, 2011, 08:27:00 am »
62:

If you turn it backwards it's 26.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« on: March 01, 2011, 08:25:56 am »
And cover yourself in mustard.

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8/10.

Well, SUMMONING FIFTY GIANT RAINBOW PICKLES is pretty difficult when the cyclops you wear to work every day is made out of gelatin, especially since the holy platypus can only be obtained by a level eighty-seven aquamarine mage riding the cheese colossus.

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Or, you know, we could just chain him to a pole in a room with the only entrance being a door that you can only open from the outside. (Then again, maybe I've been listening to Black Mage too much.) Oh, let's put Fighter in there too! And what the heck, why leave Thief out?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« on: March 01, 2011, 07:05:58 am »
That seems to be a goal. We slightly insane parts of people's brains don't like goals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« on: March 01, 2011, 07:03:56 am »
Dude, why can't you like, bang her at dinner? Everyone knows the hottest sex is at mcdonalds!

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EDIT:
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F̮̯̬̥̞͚͓̫̾͗ͭ͐̃̽̈ͥ̑̐̈́̉̃̒u͍͉͇̤̟͖̘̱̓͐̇͌͒̉ͦ̏̐n͇̟̦̹̘̪͈̫̺̺̺͊ͨ̋ͭ̿̆͛͑̚n̯͉̭͎̠̩̘͓̯̳̭̱̺͈͕͓̭ͤ͐ͧ̿ͥ͋͋͊̿͒͑̚y̳̫͖̙̲͇̗̬̪̦̱̼͔̎ͪͦ͊̅.̠̖̣̰͚̄͐̉̎͂ͯ̍ͫ.̜̫̗̟̯̪̭̭͔̳ͮͬ̿̅̓̽.̥̟̥̬̰̦̻̥̤̓͆̾͒ͬ̓̓
Oh, that. No need to worry, you're just possessed by a horrible evil god from another realm. No need to worry, I have a PHD in this sort of thing. I'll prescribe you some pills. Take these two times a day, with food, and follow that up with a reading from the bible.

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