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And I just noticed she likes gutter cruor too, like a very healthy 12-year old. I imagine it's something like a bitter in taste, except not refreshing. Something that clogs your sinuses. And halberds, of all things. Refined.
On a side note: Season pass. Worth it i assume?
Lol I'm 12! That's amazing! Youngest overseerer ever? Doubtful .. I know of a zombie arm that was overseerer so .... Anyhoof! I may lock the fortress off with the trapped dwarves in the underground, ill have to see on how bad the damage is .... This is going to be so much fun! (Actually serious not sarcastic!)
And I also have a year and 3 /4 of a year to play around :d, but I have a nasty habit of making forts survive, on another succession fort, the maker tried 3 times to get a fort going, I reclaimed it the 4th time and managed to make the year witha dwarf alive :p
Man, I wish there was a way I could upload my drawing.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be somewhere not making clothing. Maybe admiring our underground waterfalls. Tobot keep us.
Worry not, my turn is coming up shortly. There WILL be clothes production on my turn.
Do we have black dye and silk yet?
At this time we have 0 units of phantom silk and 0 units of sliver dye. 3 sliver barb seeds, though, which can only be obtained by harvesting sliver barbs from the surface. If some hungry madman cooks and eats them which I suspect will happen, if I ever find out who it was I'll turn him into a zombie myself, grr. We're almost out of cruor with only 4 units remaining, but I'm happy to report we now have 432 units of fire clay stockpiled, up from 300.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be somewhere not making clothing. Maybe admiring our underground waterfalls. Tobot keep us.
Very carefully carry the cleaning fluid up to the roof in safe portions, lock all the staircase doors on the way up.
Once on the roof test the lighter I found ( I did find one right? ) well away from the cleaning fluids then look around for bi groups of zombies nearby.... or humans I'm not a picky psychopath.
To get on the roof you must first pass the other group's barricade and that asks for a diplomacy roll. Are you sure you are willing to take the extra risk ?
PUNCH IN SNOUT TO ACHIEVE COUP
"Wait, company policy? There are zombies out there- Yes, I know that term because I watch a lot of zombie movies- and you want to keep up policy? I don't even remember what it was! Or what your name was. Who are you? Don't answer that actually, more pressing matters."
Pun intended?You are a great fan of all sorts of music, although your favorite genre is Hard Rock. Sometimes you take contracts as a stage prop just so that you can get closer to the musicians, and enjoy the concerts.
You have a beautiful, haunting singing voice that would go well with metal music. It's a great shame that you never get to sing to humans.
