OK, as you may or may not know I am a long time member of this forum and am known for giving away games. Now I am also a soon to be ridiculously famous and handsome(already) developer, with the release of my game, Arms Dealer™. Arms Dealer™ can best be described as a cross between Drug Wars/Dope Wars and Europa Universalis. Ok, that's too grand. How about M.U.L.E. crossed with Civilization II hoped up on a handful of Vitamin B and PCP? No? Ok it's a weapon smuggling sim where the player can meddle in international politics while outrunning multiple international law enforcement agencies in an effort to amass a fortune and be cooler than The Most Interesting Man in the World®.
Anyway, how to win stuff and make friends! Anyone who posts in this thread between now and the release of Arms Dealer(est August) and certifies that they own a legal copy of Pixel Piracy is entered to win one of 50 copies of Arms Dealer. You must have registered a B12 forum account on or before 6/19/2014. Winners can claim their copy of the game on Steam, GoG, Gamersgate or a personally compiled edition with their own name and serial on the start screen. * Pixel Piracy is currently on a huge 50% off sale on Steam for $7.49. Contest entries are closed on June 30th at 11:59PM EST(GMT-5).
Consideration: I ask that you don't redistribute my game illegally and abuse my pro-consumer, anti-DRM attitude. Download it on all of your computers. Let you friends play it for a couple of days if you want. I just ask that you do right by me and the industry. There are a lot of pud knockers out there who don't value other people's hard work because they haven't done anything themselves ever. Don't be a pud knocker. If you don't want to pay full price for a legit copy of my game, send me a few bucks through paypal if you like playing the pirated copy I asked you not to use. Other than that, have fun. Be inspired by my story. I was a career soldier who got fucked up and couldn't work a normal job anymore. I put myself through the MBA program and forced my way into the game industry. Then I financed my own game and paid a fair wage to everyone involved to make a game that 5-12% of gamers will dig. 60-75% of them will pay for the game and not contract genital warts. Another 5% will also pay for the game. In the end I will have made enough money to make a second, bigger game, with more cool buttons to press and make enough money to keep my wife from leaving me out of spite. Hopefully the next game will make enough money to keep her from leaving me for the rest of the valid reasons.
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12 14 days have found and liked Arms Dealer. Facebook is lame but liking Arms Dealer on Facebook will make your Cool:Embarrassing ration much better.
https://www.facebook.com/ArmsDealertheGame?ref=hl Also, I don't have a real website for the game because I was going to make one but I was a little hungover that morning and then my friend came over to play Xbox but when he got here he started talking about his relationship and feelings and it became this whole big thing........anyway....I'll get to it. Most likely.
EDIT: Edited the number of likes to stay accurate. The important thing is I am accumulating 1,000 likes every 2 days with almost no advertising beyond word of mouth.