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Other Games / Re: Any reason to go for a gaming PC instead of a console?
« on: December 14, 2009, 07:21:03 am »
Smug self-satisfaction.

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Build a survivalist shack surrounded by traps and filled with weapons.

Sneak into towns at night and kill people.

Make cloths from them.

Paint my shack's walls with blood.

Defend my shack from police.

Commit suicide in the secret tunnels beneath my shack.

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DF Suggestions / Dwarven Inbreeding
« on: December 14, 2009, 04:06:01 am »
DF should have inbreeding.

Like occasionally a brother and sister might fall in love and have an inbred child who could have all manner of mutations, or maybe a higher-up nobles could inbreed to keep their blood line pure of outside infleunces or mandate your dwarves inbreed for X number of months or certain dwarves have X number of inbred children or all dwarves have X number of inbred children every nine months for X number of years. (that'll teach 'em, next time when I mandate adamantine socks you ****ing make them!)

Different civs could have different attitudes towards inbreeding, Goblins for example could love inbreeding for strength or something, while dwarves tolerate inbreeding as a form of punishment, humans enjoy the occasional wild night with their cousin and elves would sooner make themselves into eunuchs before they'd inbreed.

You could inbreed people the same way we humans inbreed dogs (by the way I think the way we inbreed champion dogs is disgusting and down right vile and only by allowing us to do such things to video game people will we all realize it's horribleness)

The Mountains Have Eyes!

(Is Toady already planning to implement this btw? I gave the dev-list a look but probably not a good enough look)

I feel gross now.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« on: December 14, 2009, 03:52:46 am »
Because he was propelled by an exploding beer barrel.

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Oh my.

I think one of my eyeballs just exploded.

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