On Wednesday, Alex Salmond First Minister of Scotland (our national leader) will step down formally and be replaced by Nicola Sturgeon.
In light of that, here is a quote for my American friends from an account by one of Salmond's economic advisors:
Once, in America, a prominent Republican politician was talking about how much he loved Scotland, but he didn't understand how the home of "the great capitalist Adam Smith" as the Republican put it could have ended up "so darn liberal". Alex smiled. "Well Senator, " he said. "I think you'll find that in Scotland, we read the whole book."
You should try that one if you ever get the chance.