Greetings citizen! You have before you an opportunity to enter The Computer's brilliant domain as a valued clone. But wait, you don't what The Computer is? I guess that your are new and that is not worthy of execution, yet. The Computer is our master, It leads us forward in technological advances and protects us from the commie mutant traitors of the outside world. You see, the commie mutant traitors want to overthrow The Computer's reign in Alpha Complex (That is where everyclone lives) and start their own commie government, making everyone unhappy.
Huzzah! I see you are eager to join in with this land of happiness (it's mandatory, you know). All you need to do is put your name down on the following form and you will be granted access into Alpha Complex and red clearence, meaning that you are more important than in infrared clearence clones.
Name:
Sex: (Not to be used as a tally chart)
Preffered position in squad:Alright, rules, you say? No, knoledge of the rules is above your security clearence, therefore being treasonous. All you need to do to play is read the following article:
http://www.paranoia-live.net/content.php?article.6 (This step is entirely optional, and also discouraged if you already know about
Paranoia)
Team Leader: Spartan, Male
Equipment Guy: Hugehead, Male
Hygeine Officer: Phantom, Male
Loyalty Officer: Diablous, Male
Happiness Officer: Tylui, Male
Communications Officer: Reddie, Male
(This shall be a play by post RPG using Paranoia rules. Seriously, if you show any knoledge of the rules you will be executed, as knoledge of the rules is against the rules)
