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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:26:11 pm »
Banned for thinking it's a giraffe
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:04:17 pm »
Banned for banning someone who banned someone obviously from /*/
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General Discussion / Re: CSI: Dwarf Fortress
« on: March 04, 2010, 02:08:12 pm »
"It seems the mayor was killed by the former legendary Metalsmith's Champion Axedwarf Husband while eating his +plump helmet roast+."
"What happened to the Metalsmith?"
"She was executed after failing a mandate."
"Looks like revenge..*glasses*...is a dish served cold."
YEAH!
"What happened to the Metalsmith?"
"She was executed after failing a mandate."
"Looks like revenge..*glasses*...is a dish served cold."
YEAH!
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General Discussion / Re: Conservapedia
« on: March 04, 2010, 01:18:13 pm »QuoteConservative values are useful and powerful in combating common human weaknesses:
* Lust
* Laziness
* Jealousy
* Gluttony
* Pride
* Conflict
* Corruption
* Credulity
yeah I know. I just did it in reverse, first and last on that
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General Discussion / Re: Conservapedia
« on: March 04, 2010, 12:53:03 pm »
Anyone else have HUGE urge to post them a link to Liberal Crime Squad? I know, horrid idea but it'd be good for da lulz. 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hero!.txt
« on: March 04, 2010, 12:39:08 pm »
What he said aaand,
Again I state:
>Turn Cahadetiel back into a woman
(Afterall, the guys outside will kill the male version on site after what he did about 2 pages ago)
Again I state:
>Turn Cahadetiel back into a woman
(Afterall, the guys outside will kill the male version on site after what he did about 2 pages ago)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 10:33:10 am »
Banned for having a confusing BAN
(PS: Thank you Dragnar,thank you.)
(PS: Thank you Dragnar,thank you.)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's with the Microcline hate?
« on: March 04, 2010, 12:37:11 am »
ugh I hate orthoclase. That bright yellow...ow
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DF General Discussion / Re: RAWR Dwarf Fortress is EVIL.
« on: March 03, 2010, 09:29:18 pm »
Lol. I must be one of the lucky ones, Managed to beat Dante's Inferno (all while thinking "I should be playing DF" every time I killed a baby) before literally LUNGING at my computer to play DF.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hero!.txt
« on: March 03, 2010, 09:00:16 pm »
>go back to lever room and turn Cahadetiel back into a woman
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 03, 2010, 08:27:19 pm »
Banned for using a lame excuse to ban!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: speed tag
« on: March 03, 2010, 07:03:09 pm »
Oh so my problem was that it wasn't there. sweet thank you all, +Dwarven Ale+ for everyone! I'm not leaving it there long, just to dig stocks and then I can turn it off.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's with the Microcline hate?
« on: March 03, 2010, 07:00:23 pm »
I kinda like Microcline. I mean, it is a pretty decent blue (and since the only other blue stone in game is in veins) and works well for my mosaic courtyards. My problem is that I can't designate a large mining project and leave for 10 minutes without worrying about the pause happening two minutes in.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf History
« on: March 03, 2010, 06:35:14 pm »
Let's see:
1. Armok.
2.To find magma and adamantine.
3.Magma
4.Unfortuneatly all written records of language burned in the magma
5.Let me answer that question with a formula:
Dwarven words for alcohol=(Human words for sex organs*Human words for sexual intercourse)+Human words for alcohol
Note: formula may actually come up short but you get the idea
6.Answering question with question: Would you want the privilege of not having to work for anything at the cost of having a metaphorical target painted on your head?
7. In truth, I don't know. Ask Legends mode. My THEORY though is that Humans and elves were put in the world for dwarven amusement.
1. Armok.
2.To find magma and adamantine.
3.Magma
4.Unfortuneatly all written records of language burned in the magma
5.Let me answer that question with a formula:
Dwarven words for alcohol=(Human words for sex organs*Human words for sexual intercourse)+Human words for alcohol
Note: formula may actually come up short but you get the idea
6.Answering question with question: Would you want the privilege of not having to work for anything at the cost of having a metaphorical target painted on your head?
7. In truth, I don't know. Ask Legends mode. My THEORY though is that Humans and elves were put in the world for dwarven amusement.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / speed tag
« on: March 03, 2010, 06:21:00 pm »
namely, for dwarves. Where is it? I've looked through most of the raws and can't find it 