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General Discussion / Re: Westboro Batist church pickets comic-con.
« on: July 19, 2010, 01:38:11 am »
Really, I don't even get the Westboro Baptist Church other than the fact that they're absolutely batshit insane.
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: Wait. Since when? People have been killed over less money. Hint, Hint.
: Ever the humourless brat ye always were. If not for your fathers reputation, I'd not tolerate ye. Don't bother me.

: This *Hic*... Dis sounds bad. What if mah axes breaks. How I kill then?




: WHAT YOU CALL ME STUPIT COW!






: Yes. What of it?
: Nothing personal but I'm here to slit your throat. Someone has placed a price on your head and I cannot turn down an offer.
: Bloody cats. We should make cat biscuits.


: Mah axe is broke! I demand vengeance!


: You the ward of Gorion?
: Yeah, I'm his son.
: Foster Son. Not that it hardly matters. Somebody wants you dead and I'm just willing enough to oblige. 


: Can't chat Shrimp. I'm on a journey.
: You're not going. You wouldn't be allowed to anyways.
: Listen carefully. If we ever become separated, it is imperative that you make your way to the Friendly Arm Inn. There you will meet Khalid and Jaheira. They have long been my friends, and you can trust them.
: We're just traveling aren't we? I mean, you can magic anything to death can't you?
: Let us hurry, child. The night can only get worse, so we must find shelter soon. Don't worry. I'll explain everything as soon as there is time.
: "Wait. There is something wrong. We are in an ambush. Prepare yourself."
: You're perceptive for an old man. You know why I'm here. Hand over your ward and no one will be hurt. If you resist, it will be a waste of your life.
: Un-bloody-likely. I'm not going anywhere.
: You're a fool if you believe I would trust your benevolence. Step aside and you and your lackeys will be unhurt.
: I'm sorry that you feel that way old man.
: Run child. Get out of here!

And an ammo chain.It needs really expensive bolts.forbid the axe?that probably(i.e. definitely) would not work. The guy is attached to it. When you were a child, and you had your favorite blanket, did you ever set it down ever for any reason at all? Probably not.
but i dont think a name is anything beyond just some aesthetic badassery
Maybe a dwarf wielding acrossbowballista will grow attached and name it "Sasha".
My manager and my mason are Friends. The manager DETESTS rats. The mason keeps making statues of the manager surrounded by rats. I'm wondering how long this 'friendship' will last.
Today: New fort. Almost immediately started smelting coal and iron bars to quickly get steel outfits for my future military. I finish 60 bars of iron and put in the order to turn 30 of them into pig iron.
Urist McSmelter cancels Make Pig Iron Bars: Needs stone.
<Check wiki>
...I don't have any flux.
plate should be nearly immune to being cut by bladed weapons as some were rather big in order to combat plate and larger pole armshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweih%C3%A4nder and these swords were not used to try and cut through plate, there was more bashing involved
The main advantage hammers have over swords is that their weight is almost entirely in their head and so its easier for them to gain the necessary amount of momentum
Other later bladed weapons though made for fighting much lighter armored opponents would have been much easier to hit gaps in the armor and unless it is a full suit there will be lots of unfortunate gaps, though finding these could go up with skill.
Don't forget the Mordhau sword technique. Armor was so effective that gripping your sword by the blade and smacking the other guy in the face with the pommel/crossguard could be as effective, if not more so, in striking at a well-protected area.
Well, getting whacked in the face will generally cause an effective result
The guy on the receiving end would typically be wearing a helmet.
Although my post's wording was unclear.
I was just offered a mission to kill a dwarven child, according to the dwarven king his people have been tormented by a fearsome foe (the child)
plate should be nearly immune to being cut by bladed weapons as some were rather big in order to combat plate and larger pole armshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweih%C3%A4nder and these swords were not used to try and cut through plate, there was more bashing involved
The main advantage hammers have over swords is that their weight is almost entirely in their head and so its easier for them to gain the necessary amount of momentum
Other later bladed weapons though made for fighting much lighter armored opponents would have been much easier to hit gaps in the armor and unless it is a full suit there will be lots of unfortunate gaps, though finding these could go up with skill.
Don't forget the Mordhau sword technique. Armor was so effective that gripping your sword by the blade and smacking the other guy in the face with the pommel/crossguard could be as effective, if not more so, in striking at a well-protected area.
Under siege, so I closed the doors and decided to wait it out. Good-sized siege, too... Trolls, goblins, some of them mounts; probably three groups in total.
Mid-way through the siege, a titan shows up - a humanoid made of opal with a couple tails.
The titan attacks the goblins, massive bloodshed ensues.
The siege is broken, the few remaining survivors run for their lives.
The titan has lost its entire upper body. He's just a couple legs wandering around the countryside. He's no longer attacking anyone, but my dwarves still run in fear whenever he wanders by.
How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?
By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.
The porno mags?
Quite the diplomatic breakthrough, wouldn't you say?
Depends. Is it human porn? Dwarf porn? Human dressed as dwarf porn that you might be interested in because it destroys lives?
Well, I just got my fort up to 80 population, and a siege came within a season. We've got a bit less than 300000 created wealth. (More, now that the mid-siege mood is complete.) I got a single squad of 15 swordsgobs, and a hammergob RIDING A GIANT TOAD.
They killed a dog who attacked them, and a kitten who happened to be outside, while the rest of my fortress ran inside.
Then the giant toad jumped into the outdoor well. The hammergob drowned. The giant toad is still sitting there, and most of the swordsgobs are standing around the totally bloodsoaked well.
This might be what you can expect.
I just generated an evil world, (odd, considering it doesn't have any elves). Let's cleanse this shit.
EDIT:
SO MANY FUCKING BEAK DOGS AAAAAAAAAA
EDIT2:
ALMOST ALL OF THE SEMIMEGABEASTS ARE UNDEAD AAAAAAA
Even better - my first mood was my mason - I'll see your skull bracelet and raise you one aptly-named Skull Throne.QuoteBloodpage the Veneration of Eviscerations
This is a skull throne. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with skull and skull. This object menaces with spikes of skull, and elf skull.
On the item is an image of a dragon in red diamond.
(I cheated a little with ethics and made actual skulls [SHELL]s)