Well, this didn't happen today but I suppose I'll share it anyways. I was walking through the basement and when I went upstairs I looked down and seen what I believe was a
Wolf Spider on my chest, it was roughly the size of the inside of my palm. So it was a really big spider. It was in a aggressive posture with its huge fangs pointed right at my face. So I gawked at it for a second. Then I flipped the fuck out, squealed like a little girl, and started jumping around shaking my shirt. It was no doubt pretty comical in appearance.