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Honestly, you would think the queen of england just got murdered by someone with a pair of blunt glasses by your responce. As I didint announce this one I havint read the log but I did skim it and they did survive and the things were united, but any way here it is

Game Log: http://www.zshare.net/download/74736269266e3410/

Sounds and looks good, keep the good work up.

Your from aussie? Hah thats cool, Nz here, ill remember this for the next time your gladiator fights

So should i do the walrus thing my self? Or not?

I'll take 5 make him a sherif/mason

Well I have the log with me here for round 2 so I hope the second announcer is ready, and despite general complant of spelling errors and having it to long and calling someone a woman [get over yourself] i'm ready to continue and trust me working out of these dam logs isint easy.And you woudint belive what time it was here when i was doing that im talking 3 in the morning

Hello Ladys and Gentledwarfs to the second round of the event! Hello and welcome, my name is Cog McAwsomeDrawBridge and im here to help you watch the event with help from my co-host Cthulhu! Tonight we have lined up for you, Talakenid, gladaitor from down under, rumoured to have 6 fingers instead of five but thats just what ive heard. But enough about me lets see what hes they are fighting today! Today the gladiator will be fighting for his life against what many would say are just a pest more then any thing, in the.... JESTER ROUND! In the jester round one gladiator must take on a species that most people find funny and not very scary but have a huge group of them! Today they will be fighting the..... Horay Marmot's! Should be a good joke or a dam bloodbath eitherway so we are going to have to wait and see! Ladys and Gentledwarfs, over to my Co-host Cthulhu to kick us off!

Image of starting area: http://www.zshare.net/image/747224201b31895e/

All right, LADYS AND GENTLEDWARFS! It appears the gate keepers have let them in! It looks like they are a group of giant rats! Kagroth is straight of the gate heading straight towards one of the frount rats as Shem'et folows behind! Kagroth is in there with the first blow of the fight dealing the rat a harsh blow on one of there back legs ripping the skin apart! Shem'et and Ame close behind, Kagroth knows they have to get in there points! Kagroth is in again dealing a harsh wound to the same rats lower body tearing apart the muscle and what apears to be the kidney! Another rat has a go at her but with inelven speed she jumps away! Ame is in on the game but before she can even deliver a blow a rat jumps out and grasps her by the arm, who is as soon shaken off by Ame! Kagroth charges at a rat from behind geting it by a surprise and with a flick of her wrist CKKGHHhh! Off sails its head! One point to Kagroth!

A giant rat has a go at Kagroth again but is blocked! Ame, after being knocked down by a rat is back up and into the fight! Shem'et arrives on the scene with a devestating blow to a rats leg cutting one of its muscles!
The rat, injured has a go at the crafty goblin who easily blocks it. Acanthus finaly gets to the action tearing a hunk of fat out of one of the vermin! Ame stabs a rat straight through the gut causing it to vomit over the ground! Its a sick sight folks! The goblins at it again and with a swish of there axe, a rats paw goes flying into the croud! Theres style points there! Half a point! Ame cuts another rat in the leg making the leg go limp from cut nerves! The rat that Shem'et had a go at before is dead on the ground from blood loss! Point to that goblin we are all starting to love!

Kagroth is back at again slicing open a rats artery it apears, but yet again Acanthus is nowhere to be seen.A rat vomits again from the intense amount of pain it is having, all over the feet of Kagroth! They arent happy folks! The goblin comes in again deactivating another rats leg, Ame is charged and knocked over! The rat kagroth sliced before has died after vomiting multiple times! POINT TO KAGROTH!

A giant rat jumps onto Ame tearing there skin open, and they promptely jump up and chuck them off. Acunthus is back in the game and slices a muscle apart before colliding with the rat and wrestling it. Shem'et has another go at a rat, ANOTHER DEATH. POINT TO SHEM'ET.Acunthus has got a dam good hit and... THUNK! There goes a leg! The rat is stabed in the lower body before being finished with a slice to the heart! 1 POINT TO ACUNTHUS and ONE POINT for style and flair!

A rat wakes up from being knocked out only to have its ass kicked and killed my AME! POINT for death and another for surprise atack!

Acunthus after stabing a rat has lost her sword in it, so instead punches the thing in its lower body making the rat look dam well sick! They get there sword back and cut a rats artery! The rat in counter atack bites there aarm breaking the skin! Another rat is sent to its death bed by the goblin, quickly folowed by a rat stabed to death by Ame! POINT to Ame and Shem'et!

All of a suden there is a team kill between Acunthus, the goblin and Kagroth as Acunthus and Kagroth hit the poor thing in the chest Shem'et finishs the deal by chopping it's whole bottem half off. 2 POINTS to the 3!

The gatekeepers have let some monkeys in by the looks and there all over the place. As they are killed so fast all i can say is each man got 2 kills there. POINTS TO ALL

A new creature is is an... [whispering] An toroglodyte?? What the hell? The Goblin strikes 2, Acunthus and Kagroth strike 1 each and Ame takes an astounding 4 down! POINT TIME

The fight is concluding the fighters having down well theres 4 left and..... OOOO Ame has been hit on the leg hard by a bite ripping part of a muscle out! Oh god thats got to hurt theres blood evrey where! Even injured they continue to fight, with Ame geting her revenge by finishing off the beast.Shem'et cleanly cleaves off another head, Kagroth bleeds another to death and Acunthus gets a grotty fight to the death with another before ripping a paw off in wrestling....

And so folks thats the end of round one, im dam tired of talking and i feel like im going to fall over so i hope you enjoyed it. Before i go how ever... The winner is....... Shem'et with an amasing point mass of 11.5, folowed by Ame with 11, and Kagroth and Acunthus tied at 9! The head judges will decide who comes third and second latter according to style and flair. Goodnight folks! Cog McAwsomeDrawBridge signing out and dont make fun of my name!


Sorry for how long it took but dam this took some effort. I hope you enjoyed it!

With injury

Alright Ladys and Gentledwarfs the show is about to roll! We have all four of dumat's gladiators fighting for there lives in Hold, hold, Hold.... HOLD OFF THE HOARD! Thats right ladys and gentledwarfs the show is about to beguin! The rules of HOLD OFF THE HOARD! are simple. 4 dwarfs must survive against slowly progressingly harder creatures in a fight to the death! The dwarves who survive shall go onto the next round! The gladiators are: Ame, Kagroth, Shem'eth, and Acanthus! There arena is the empty pit OF DOOM to the north and they have there weapons, wits and armour ready to roll! Hold your breaths people, because this is going to be BIG!