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Messages - caknuck

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress: The Development Page
« on: April 14, 2011, 12:29:58 pm »
-Every city will re enact the running of the bulls in Pampalona, except the entire town population will be chased by a solitary enraged badger.
-Volcano cities (imagine the insurance premiums!)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do you pronounce Urist?
« on: April 04, 2011, 06:56:27 pm »
"Ted Koppel is a waffle."

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DF General Discussion / Re: Groups of species, names thereof
« on: April 04, 2011, 06:47:24 pm »
I'm going to go geological and propose...

A conglomerate of dwarves

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress: The Development Page
« on: March 28, 2011, 06:27:28 pm »
Are Hill Dwarves going to be heavily agricultural as opposed to a largely industrial/military Mountainhome society? If my adventurer wanders into a Hill Dwarf settlement, will it be mostly brown smilies? And will fortress dwarves be largely grey/white/red?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Bugs - what is now the most important thing to fix?
« on: March 27, 2011, 10:19:36 pm »
  • Dungeon Master
  • Bone decorations using up entire stacks

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress: The Development Page
« on: March 23, 2011, 12:42:15 am »
Quote from: Hiiri on March 21, 2011, 04:40:24 pm
Quote from: thvaz on March 21, 2011, 04:21:50 pm
They will now complain as why it wasn't fixed earlier. Or complain about bugs not fixed this time.

Or about the possible bugs that are not even in the game yet.  ::)

These are the non-existent bugs that I want fixed with version .24:
  • Cats have started adopting each other
  • Deconstructing the wagon causes a deceased wagon to appear in the unit list. If you don't erect a slab to its memory, a ghost wagon will haunt your booze stockpile and occasionally run over hapless dwarves
  • My baron enacted a mandate for a porcelain anvil
  • My one-legged dwarf has claimed and is using eight crutches simultaneously
  • A goblin snatcher placed a baby in a screw press. (The elf caravan paid handsomely for the resultant babycakes.)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: this could be the end of Largebusts!
« on: March 22, 2011, 03:23:18 pm »
In the winter of 1074, Urist McRefugee fled the barony of Largebusts.
In the winter of 1074, Urist McRefugee settled in the dwarven outpost of Stackedbooty.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Serious discussion
« on: March 21, 2011, 05:50:38 pm »
Urist Shornscrotum likes sharks for the frickin' lasers on their heads

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DF General Discussion / Re: The Little Things You Never Knew About Dwarf Fortress Thread
« on: March 20, 2011, 11:52:43 am »
When I figured out that I could put a one tile pond or two in the middle of my danger room to teach my military dwarves to swim. Also, when I realized I could declare up to four pond zones over the same tile to speed up bucket brigades.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: An artifact mechanism. WHY!?
« on: March 18, 2011, 12:24:57 pm »
Install the mechanism as a lever in any high traffic area. You don't even need to attach it to anything. (however, hooking it up to the floodgate that starts/stops the flow of magma to the Baron's bedroom is never a bad idea.)

Artifact mechanisms are a good thing. So are legendary mechanics.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What would the Space Shuttle program look like in Dorf Fort?
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:24:16 pm »
Urist McAuliffe has cancelled Lead Demonstration: O-ring Failure

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Newb question regarding armor
« on: March 09, 2011, 09:18:50 am »
Wear leather caps under metal helms. Leather gives you better protection again blunt weapons.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's your favorite meat industry critter?
« on: February 27, 2011, 12:05:38 am »
I had a nice musk ox ranch in .18. But once .20 comes out, I will be goating it up.

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DF General Discussion / Re: The DF table of randomness!
« on: February 25, 2011, 03:43:15 pm »
41. Enable mining on all idlers. Designate all visible metal ore, gems, flux, coal and clay for mining.

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DF General Discussion / Re: The DF table of randomness!
« on: February 24, 2011, 07:25:11 pm »
13. Sacrifice a beast to Armok. (designate an animal for slaughter, then dump all of its meat, bones, entrails, hide, etc into the magma.)
14. A well-regulated militia. Train every adult able-bodied dwarf up to Proficient in at least one military skill.

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