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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Chuck Norris plays Dwarf Fortress...
« on: August 24, 2010, 12:34:09 pm »
Chuck Norris goes down on demons??!?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Urist McDivebomber
« on: August 20, 2010, 09:10:10 am »
Barney Rubble
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 09, 2010, 12:28:52 pm »
Attention passengers:
Due to overbooking, the migrant wagon to Merchantmansions is full. All luggage must be checked, except for axes, picks and crossbows (which may be carried on) and pet cats (which will be abandoned at the terminal - it's either that or upright spikes at the fort, sorry Urist.) Furthermore, all checked luggage will be chasmed.
Thank you for choosing Dastot Wagonways.
Due to overbooking, the migrant wagon to Merchantmansions is full. All luggage must be checked, except for axes, picks and crossbows (which may be carried on) and pet cats (which will be abandoned at the terminal - it's either that or upright spikes at the fort, sorry Urist.) Furthermore, all checked luggage will be chasmed.
Thank you for choosing Dastot Wagonways.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 09, 2010, 12:54:54 am »
Just put the spikes to the last of the female cats. Got her before she matured... catsplosion averted.
Construction of the electrum drawbridge has begun. With a few well-placed walls and a moat, this should make for a pretty defensible location.
Construction of the electrum drawbridge has begun. With a few well-placed walls and a moat, this should make for a pretty defensible location.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 07, 2010, 10:39:42 pm »
Working on the first two of what will be a system of five arrow towers overlooking my electrum drawbridge (which will double as my gobbo clothing atomsmasher). Now I just need the crossbow dwarves to man them.
I've also arranged for a couple of upright spear trap "unfortunate accidents" for my fortress cats. Two down, one queued up, three or four left to go.
I've also arranged for a couple of upright spear trap "unfortunate accidents" for my fortress cats. Two down, one queued up, three or four left to go.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Invasion
« on: August 06, 2010, 02:44:54 pm »"Urist McEmoAxeDwarf cancels Parry: Ennui"
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« on: August 06, 2010, 01:55:59 pm »
If you are relatively close to an established dwarf settlement, it may have been a random migrant wandering the world map.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 04, 2010, 06:57:06 pm »
Had my third weaponsmith go moody (secretive), this time producing a nickel silver short sword. I have been quarrying out more marble in order to get the steel industry rolling.
On a related note, I now have three legendary weaponsmiths and no armorsmiths past accomplished. Feh.
On a related note, I now have three legendary weaponsmiths and no armorsmiths past accomplished. Feh.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 02, 2010, 02:24:30 pm »
Two weaponsmiths recently mooded, resulting in a lead battle axe (Armok have mercy on the poor schlub tasked with swinging that beast) and an aluminum short sword. Once I get around to quarrying out more marble, it'll mean masterwork steel battle axes for everybody!
My meat industry is humming along now that we have several breeding pairs each of gigantic horses, cattle, donkeys and deer. Plus the elves keep bringing me goodies like giant tigers and giant scorpions.
My meat industry is humming along now that we have several breeding pairs each of gigantic horses, cattle, donkeys and deer. Plus the elves keep bringing me goodies like giant tigers and giant scorpions.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stone Collecting
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:23:33 pm »I've got a dump right next to my workshops with everything reclaimed and he still trots off to my basement when needs a new rock.
You could always d-b-d all the stone in the basement so it winds up in the quantum stockpile. Alternately, you could d-b-f all of the stone in the basement.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Too many idlers
« on: July 29, 2010, 06:10:39 pm »
Z -> Stocks -> Stones -> (pick stone w/ largest quantity) -> D
That'll keep 'em busy until the next caravan arrives.
That'll keep 'em busy until the next caravan arrives.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 28, 2010, 04:16:19 pm »
The new mayor was getting fussy about the office/dining room he inherited, so I built him a new apartment with a dedicated food stockpile and plenty of exceptional-quality statues. He's a bit happier now.
Quickly leveled the bonecarver up to legendary using the shell helm exploit in 31.08, so now my bling burrow is two-thirds complete.
Finally got around to removing the [PET_EXOTIC] tag from the raws, so now my fox farm is getting underway.
Quickly leveled the bonecarver up to legendary using the shell helm exploit in 31.08, so now my bling burrow is two-thirds complete.
Finally got around to removing the [PET_EXOTIC] tag from the raws, so now my fox farm is getting underway.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Bit of a Badass
« on: July 26, 2010, 12:49:22 pm »
Don't think of it as losing an arm as much as gaining a spot to mount a permanent prosthetic pick appendage.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "Had a nice bath recently"
« on: July 25, 2010, 05:24:46 pm »
I think it also happens when a dwarf gets cleaned up prior to surgery. That's when I have seen it.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 25, 2010, 03:41:34 pm »
The colony elected my legendary mason to the office of Mayor. Losing him to an Unfortunate Accident (tm) would be highly unfortunate indeed. Thankfully his mandates have been somewhat constructive: native gold items (he now has a gold chest in his bedroom); green glass items; battle axes and an export ban on green glass. Since my economy revolves around selling masterwork microcline trumpets to the elves, that last mandate is mostly meaningless.
Long live the Mayor!
Long live the Mayor!