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on the fat I think it's just a natural dwarf thing. Like how every dwarf has the "needs alcohol to get through the day trait", it's just how they are.
Fat short people that drink all the time. That perfectly describes this game.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Wagons
« on: June 13, 2010, 11:42:21 pm »
Pack goblins. Fifty of em, cuz they're scrawny.
*Captain of the guard pulls out a sword and raises his shield*
Shit! They cut the ropes! TO ARMS MEN DEFEND THE FORTRESS!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: June 13, 2010, 11:15:01 pm »
Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.
 
You might have customized it, I guess.
Most of the forum is immature enough to have done so.

I don't know where people get that impression. If anyone thinks this forum is bad, check out Facepunch, the Steam forums, the Haven and Hearth forums, and actually just about any forum.
 
B12 remains a generally good place.
Apparently Haven and Hearth has a battleaxe named "Axe of the Twelfth Bay" I believe, I would know, I play it.

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: June 13, 2010, 11:04:18 pm »
"Go to hell, make it yours" is one of my favorites from your post. I'll probably use that phrase if I tell someone about DF.

My random contribution.
Dwarf Fortress: Where bugs are features.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Wonder how most forts fall?
« on: June 13, 2010, 10:38:39 pm »
Generally FPS.
Perhaps I should've atom smashed the 16000 fucking stones I had that one time..

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Oh. Oh..... dear.....
« on: June 13, 2010, 10:26:27 pm »
In 40d, my wrestlers could put dents in goblin armor and skulls and grab arrows with their pecs and break them in half. Now? The wrestlers are pincushions.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Ant Colonys?
« on: June 13, 2010, 10:19:46 pm »
It would be interesting if they Generated Ant's, think of the purposes other than eating the remains! Oh the Dwarven Scientist will be pleased!
You mean the same one that encased the fortress in magma and smashed the king with a drawbridge?
No not the Giant ass ones, these ones are smaller and more Dwarven-friendly.
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I was refering to the scientist.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Ant Colonys?
« on: June 13, 2010, 06:13:00 pm »
It would be interesting if they Generated Ant's, think of the purposes other than eating the remains! Oh the Dwarven Scientist will be pleased!
You mean the same one that encased the fortress in magma and smashed the king with a drawbridge?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Ant Colonys?
« on: June 13, 2010, 06:02:47 pm »
By then the dwarves should be smart enough to try to stop them, after all, the ants are about half their size.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Rising magma.
« on: April 28, 2010, 06:06:42 pm »
I think magma has pressure that is less agressive than water,so it won't make death spewing geysers but it will rise slowly.
1) Pressure doesn't work that way.

2) Magma doesn't have any pressure anyway(unless it's pumped).

Sounds like a bug.
1) How did an underground river flood half my fort? Explain that.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: More Aquifers?
« on: April 28, 2010, 05:55:07 pm »
Maybe DF got thirstier from the massive upgrade?

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: April 28, 2010, 05:46:12 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: If it isn't four feet tall and drinks alcohol, kill it.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Slow FPS amd win7
« on: April 28, 2010, 05:02:17 pm »
Temperature is a pretty big factor in lag, so it helps alot to turn it off.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Talk #8: Feedback
« on: April 27, 2010, 10:08:00 pm »
I want the end song uploaded to youtube and the link be placed here.

Armok demands it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« on: April 27, 2010, 09:57:22 pm »
Eight
Pages
Of
Tree
Puns!

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