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I agree with Ignacio becoming a Storm Knight and with the LED Stocking. As for names, let's consult terriblefemaleantnames.txt:

Aemeisa (german)
Hormigone (spanish)
Hangya (hungarian)
Formiko (esperanto)
Karinca (turkish)
Maurline (icelandic)
Mrowka (polish)
Myrmerva (greek)
Myra (swedish)
Popokorua (maori)
Skudra (latvian)
Vamrah (sanskrit)

Well, if she loves you and you tell her that she's your dream girl, and then that you would love to be with her if she were clean, I think this might just work out. Go for it!

At least the boils aren't whispering in my ears, telling me to murder my teammates.

Yet.

Just to get it out of the way: Do not put acetone in your mouth. Acetone is poisonous, flammable and has been known to cause liver damage, nerve damage and sterility. I repeat: Do not put acetone in your mouth.

Go to a dentist. They will be able to get whatever it is off your teeth without poisoning you. If there isn't a dentist open, go to the ER. Anything is better than trying to wash something off your teeth with poisonous chemicals.

I'm really failing to see how this turn could have possibly gone better for me.

Ventriloquistic pranksters.

The Prime Minister of New Zealand is devoured on international television by a giant worm bursting from the earth.

Lying is definitely the wrong choice. If you think she'll be mad about your religion, just imagine how mad she would be about you lying to her about it.

I would build an Apex village around an obsidian monolith four blocks wide and nine blocks tall on a moon orbiting a gas giant. My ship would contain a robot with a single glowing red eye. Banana bread will be given out to anyone understanding the references.