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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: March 04, 2010, 09:03:00 pm »
 The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants Ubercharged

7997
That would scare the living daylights outta me.

Just think:

The elf spearman bites you in the hand with her vagina dentata!
You drop the *Iron Sidesword*
Your left hand has been bitten off.
You have gone insane.

7998
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 08:08:41 pm »
Banned for prosecuting admission of weakness.

7999
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:29:11 pm »
 The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as

8000
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:27:01 pm »
Banned for correcting me.

8001
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:25:49 pm »
Banned for having a giraffe in their avatar.

8002
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Invasion
« on: March 04, 2010, 06:57:15 pm »
well, I came here for potatoes. Y'know, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?

Oh, and helpin' that Praetorian sounds good. might get a new pal.

8003
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Invasion
« on: March 04, 2010, 06:52:33 pm »
Kicking ass and taking alien heads. That's what we do.  8)

8004
oh. I got confuzzled. Then I'll split 'em up over warriors, priests and wizards

And I'm just doing this cause I'm... BOARD.

8005
Okey, I want 10 hunters (gatherers who are better at getting food), 10 woodcutters (gatherers better at getting wood), 5 sorcerers (wizards for combat) and 5 warriors.

8006
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Great Tower: A Dungeon Adventure
« on: March 04, 2010, 05:42:29 pm »
Just get magic from him, preferrably one that can help him get food (magic missile-esque thing, TK or even healing. it's your choice)

8007
will have char up later.

8008
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Great Tower: A Dungeon Adventure
« on: March 04, 2010, 06:26:32 am »
Attempt to coax more information out of elf, disguising your not being around through sneakiness and general roguish behavior

8009
That'll be when the next update comes. I assure you, I will be doing this.
...

I was making a pun...

so that tag you have, it works. :P
Well, my humour is a very RAW thing.

Face, flee to the safety of the palm!
You should limit the frequency at which you do that. Such things can Hertz.
*grabs Kirk outfit and mask*
DENHOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

8010
Wait, I have a concern. what if my d00d who cannot fire a gun (hypothetically) tries to shoot one? what about skills that your dude doesn't have but can still feasibly do?
In the rules on traits.
If your character needs to roll for something that doesn't fall under one of his or her traits, he is assumed to have a rating of 2 for the roll.
So you have a rank of 2 for firing a gun if have no trait which covers it. You get a success on any roll of 1 or 2 on a d6.

ohhh... ok!

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