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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: August 02, 2015, 11:19:56 am »
gogdamm helgo this is germany what's it with you and hockey metaphors

what does it even mean

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sergio confirmed for cozy

c¤o¤n¤f¤i¤r¤m¤e¤d

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race, Moskurg: 1923 Design
« on: August 02, 2015, 05:30:44 am »
i still wanna casually pour some on unsuspecting pig disgusting arstotzkan civilians~

e: actually, i'm going to propose it

DEVELOP NERVE GAS MUNITIONS

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race, Moskurg: 1923 Design
« on: August 02, 2015, 05:09:40 am »
so how about that sarin, guys

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alt-f4 can now shut down the computer

the pinnacle in innovation

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race, Moskurg: 1922 Design
« on: August 01, 2015, 06:38:09 am »
what if we take a page out of the germans' books and try to get a flak 41 going

who cares it's a 30s-40s thing, we're moskung

we're making it happen

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race, Moskurg: 1922 Design
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:21:43 am »
let's make a lander

and land troops in their capital

nobody expects the moskurgian sealions

e: everyone expects the moskurgian sealions, heh

* LordSlowpoke stares

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Hahaha. Oh my fucking god.

The game knows too much. Someone slaps the version of me we made in AA2, Gunner-chan walks up, screen goes red and there's a scream. She straight up murdered someone for even slightly hurting aa2 me.

Too realistic/10

Oh and she got away with it.
...What was the name of that one weird game in development that was pretty much about things like that? Yandere Simulator? Seems like a possible future game of choice here.

i heard yandere sim is in devhell right now? someone enlighten

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:55:30 pm »
toxicity's been invoked, cue dutchling's liver dying or some shit like that

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* LordSlowpoke pours liquid memes on laptisen

you know what go for it

whatever can go wrong

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okay first of all i'm a 12 year old japanese schoolgirl how and when did i become anyone's senpoi

i ain't even my own senpoi when i look in the mirror i see akaris they're going waaaaaaaaaai and shit this is like the one time in ravenna when one guy went on about depths and fantasies but it turned out he only wanted to go show me to a melon stand where you could buy mining equipment like lanterns and pickaxes and occasionaly a canary for some reason and then the thing with the oreos happened and i had to route my travel home through spain because apparently they were backtracing my tickets and i could just hitchhike on a ship if the weather was good and i didn't look like too much of a tunisian migrant

why exactly tunisian i will never know

i think they just like tea

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:08:46 pm »
imagine koss vomiting blood

perpetuum mobile

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I did it. I started a mass shitpost cycle.

Can I be your apprentice and get OOCQ'd everyday, Lord Slowpoke?

pat yourself on the head from me

this was a respectable accomplisment, and within the board's regulations nonetheless

you're no lw but you have a lot of time to learn

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race, Moskurg: 1921 Production
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:28:54 pm »
Dang I've missed two turns of design this absolutely sucks. Anyhow I suppose its time to submit a design I've been thinking about for next turn before I miss that turn too.

Struunk II
To put simply the Struunk II is a modular half track system. Mounting the new twelve cylinder engine designed for the Tiger the Struunk II will be able to fulfill a multitude of roles from logistical support for areas that are either to dangerous or where the terrain is to rough for the Tiger to be of use. It can also be used as a troop transport enabling our infantry to keep up with our Armor. The Struunk II could also function as a mobile weapons platform mounting anything from a bombardier to a pintle mounted brumby for anti aircraft roles.
Give it 20 mm of 45 degree RHA and I'll vote for it.

make it spaced 45 degree rha and i'll vote for it

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i guess you regretting it was inewiitablu

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