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...Good luck on that.

Mwahahahahahaha.

CURRENT NEWS: LordSlowpoke again no doubt busily defacing all of my greatest works, perverting all that is good, slaughtering little dwarf babies, kicking puppies etc.

This goes straight into my sigtext.

Quote from: Demonic Spoon on May 04, 2010, 11:25:36 am

If I ever get a next turn around here I will kill you slowly in your sleep, with a dull spoon, while I make your lover watch, mmm, or should I kill Matuin first while making you watch? Decisions decisions.

Wait till after my turn before you make decisions about my fate =)

EDIT: So, I just opened the save and explored the fort. I am giving up my turn: This fort is WAY beyond help already.

Every dwarf has every labor turned on. Every noble is going insane because they have unmet mandates and no office/bedroom/anything. There's 30 sand raiders outside the gates playing catch with our skeletal eagle buddies. To make things worse, no one will listen to me because they are ALL planting bloody crops.

I don't have the mental fortitude to try and repair this.

Hey, so far the skeletal eagles were kicking ass of the sand raiders. And there's 30? I counted 15 at most. 
The "every noble is going insane" is my part. But hey, nobody likes nobles. Except my noble. And that calls for :3.
Every dwarf with every labor? Not my fault. Jimmy left it so and I didn't dare change them manually.
And "bloody crops" you say...well, Jimmy left it so too. You, unfortunately, started on the end of the harvest. I'll take your save for a few hours then.

Someone must have warned them about stairs, bro.

I just had a flash of over 300 images supposedly made in MSpaint.
Damn you.

If I ever get a next turn around here, first order of business is carve out a coolface out of your apartaments.

It might be a nervous tissue wound. I have no idea if there's a way to check this in adventure mode, but AFAIK you need to loot a crutch from your old fortress to walk properly now.
Also, nervous tissue never heals.

Cool story bro.