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"I ought to give you a piece of my mind," he said, before his head exploded showering the room in gray matter.

Uh no every single one was the result of "ending up" somewhere after a thousand applications, 90% were never read by a person before falling into a trash can.  Assuming the regret isn't instant the moment I walk in for an interview.  It's never for any merit on my part just the employer happened to be stupid and desperate enough for anyone.

I've done this song and dance five times and it takes one mistake to lose everything.

I'll probably be fired by two weeks.  They wonder why the fish is struggling when the only work they offer is tree climbing.

They're spacier space marines!

They're kinda not though?  They lack alot of the tactical flexibility normal space marines have, if anything they're more like eldar aspect warriors than marines.  Whole squads that get one gun and do one thing.  Also what kind of space marine can't use a drop pod.

Also having half your chapter use entirely unique guns, vehicles and armor must be hell for the chapter quartermaster...

I might be a cryptid, people are disturbed by my mere presence.  Certainly don't feel like a real person.

Keep an eye on that Supreme Court.

I've lost about 20 pounds since August or so.  Like anything else I do about how I look, nobody notices or cares.

I don't know why I bother anymore, I'll never be desirable.