Why the flying fuck are these the only earbud design to exist anymore. They don't fit, they don't work. They seal up my head so it feels like a balloon. They don't stay in place, after a minute they totally fall out of my head so my listening or whatever I'm doing is continuously distracted by reinserting the worthless earbuds.
What corporate executive, who is probably so ancient he still uses a skipping walkman and massive earmuff headphones, though this was ever superior to the flat, tiny speaker buds we had literally about 8 years ago. Just all of the sudden no one makes such a basic, actually functioning earbud. Why should my earbuds have these stupid, uncomfortable rubber condoms on them? Why should I literally have to insert them into my ear like a rectal thermometer? They don't sound better, they don't feel better. This innovation, if one even has the basic decentcy to recognize this as any remote form of human progress, is complete bullshit.
May as well just carry speakers everywhere. Sure, my sounds would not be personal, but at least a fucking speaker has the basic ability to stay where I put it without constant supervision.