Bay 12 Games Forum

Stand under a drawbridge.

WWUD if he  was unarmed, alone, and cornered by 3 Giant Cave Spiders?

Jewish Bubblegum in My Pocket (...)
Russian Nuclear Dance Mix (Cold War era DDR?)
The Castle of Nazi Inferno (Wolfenstien just got 1-uped)
Iron Banana from Hell (I...whu....wut)
Shrunken Bazooka at the Olympics (He's an RPG with spirit! You can't keep him out of the shot put because he's a midget!)
Charlie Brown's Bubblegum of the Dead (...moving right along...)
Dwarven Bobsled Inspector (This bobsled needs more !!*!!)
My First Chocobo Strike Force (...I think I would play this.)

That sounds hot.

*Rimshot*

the only problem wiht having hostile horses is that immedeatly any horses your dwarves have may mass murder other dwarves while being considered a pet.
meaning migrant waves will immedeatly be massacred by the seventy pet horses they seem to always bring, and the horses will besiege your fort under the guise of 'pets'.

Just more Fun!

War hammers.  And unless you get a moody dwarf, they will not use lead.  Although it would make an excellent war hammer

Thanks for the quick replay. Would it be better to just go with 2 hammerdwarfs (I only just embarked, some my millitary is just my most useless migrants) or a hammerdwarf and a marksdwarf? And( one last question, I promise.  ) how would I train them? I'm used to using mostly sword and axedwarfs in my millitary, since they can use wooden training weapons.

So, I've recently found my self with a large sum of Galena, and I was just wondering; what is the best weapon to make out of silver and/or lead (I'm not sure if lead can be made into weapons, actually. Can it?)?
Thanks!

Is there any way of triggering/knowing when a siege is going to happen(Like megabeasts attacking), or is it just a random thing that will happen eventually. Cause I haven't been playing very long and I really want to see how well I can handle one. If it's any help, I embarked in a haunted biome, but I'm not sure if that matters.