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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« on: January 19, 2013, 12:57:28 pm »
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says who? besides, do we WANT her as one? we need her as backup while being sneaky.It will make her like us.
In other words, not really a zombie. We can pass as human, can't we? It would just make her stronger and smarter, with the ability to make zed.

No porn for us. We are the saddest of zombies.
So,you improvise. You go back downstairs and go over to Diane. You ask her to *CENSORED*
You... You do realize you're the only one who has a problem with the way the GM is running this, right? Just checking.
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The GM said that his (I don't remember, but lord is typically a masculine title, so I'm guessing you're a dude) idea of a super-villain is someone who does weird and needlessly complicated plots to gain wealth and power. I think I remember him saying it's like instead of robbing Fort Knox to get the money you would legitimately buy a ton of gold, then blow up Knox to increase the value of the gold you bought.
But from my point of view...villainy as a "career" in the sense of "making money as an end goal" as you appear to be describing it had never even occurred to me when I started this.
Background
So now what?
You're 19 years old and halfway through your second year at the local community college. You don't know why your parents bothered insisting you go. It's not like there are any jobs anyway. Your cousins both have bachelor's degrees and they work in a kiosk selling tacos. Still, it does give you an excuse for not having a job and it's more fun than hanging around the house doing yardwork.
Either way, you want more than that from life.
January 1st, 2013
After an excruciating week of waiting, the check finally cleared. Your parents insisted you keep going to classes this past week, but unable to focus on your lectures you've spent every waking moment of every day planning instead. Scheming. What are you supposed to do with a mere $200,000? It's not enough to live on. You don't really want to live frugally and invest it. You definitely don't want to spend the next two and a half years finishing your degree only to end up selling tacos at the kiosk with your cousins. You're tempting to blow it all partying, but you know if you do you'll end up right back where you started. This an opportunity and you intend to make the most of it. But how?
You think about your cousins and how grateful they were to get a minimum wage job selling tacos. So much for their ambitions of becoming doctors. You think about your friends from school, studying accounting, physics, law...any number of things to allow them to one day become "good citizens." Bah. Just higher ranking slaves to the system is all they are. You're better than that. But if people like that are really so eager to become wage slaves, why not become the master? Surely none of the people who got ahead in life got there by doing what they were told and working hard at some menial dayjob. Surely the people who have real power are those who were smart enough to think outside the box?
"Outside the box." You toy with the expression in your mind, until one day your destiny comes to you in a flash of inspiration. You won't toil with the rest of the peasants. You won't settle for the mediocrity of a degree and a "better" paying slave job. No.
You will become a supervillain.